onchorynchus salar

On 29 Mar 2007 19:32:27 -0700, "Flytyer37" wrote:

On Mar 29, 9:21 pm, vincent p. norris wrote:
If he's your friend get him a writing class. As a teacher maby you can
find a web based class for him. He uses five words when two would do.
If some of his stuff was read on Monte Pyton or Benny Hill it would
have people rolling on the floor.
The attitude that comes through in most of what he writes is that were
chimps and he's Jane Goodall. Most people resent being talked down to
in a condecending manner.

BJ, I have a rule against correcting other folks' grammar unless I get
paid for it.

But I'll make an exception in your case: Don't criticize another
person's writing if you're going to make as many errors as you did in
that post.

vince

I love it when a shot across the bow goes right through the wheel
house.
Frank Reid

Well, in fairness to BJ, at least he wasn't talking down to anyone in a,
er, "condecending manner"...

TC,
R
....and he wasn't claiming _he_ was qualified to be the teacher,
either...mebbe this Monte Pyton fellow could do it...

On Mar 29, 7:21 pm, vincent p. norris wrote:
If he's your friend get him a writing class. As a teacher maby you can
find a web based class for him. He uses five words when two would do.
If some of his stuff was read on Monte Pyton or Benny Hill it would
have people rolling on the floor.
The attitude that comes through in most of what he writes is that were
chimps and he's Jane Goodall. Most people resent being talked down to
in a condecending manner.

BJ, I have a rule against correcting other folks' grammar unless I get
paid for it.

But I'll make an exception in your case: Don't criticize another
person's writing if you're going to make as many errors as you did in
that post.

vince

I am not the one that purports to be the Shakespeare of the fly-
fishing world. Nor have ever criticized the way you use a thorn to
snag termites our of the nest.

On Mar 30, 5:21 pm, "BJ Conner" wrote:


I am not the one that purports to be the Shakespeare of the fly-
fishing world. Nor have ever criticized the way you use a thorn to
snag termites our of the nest.

Whether ´tis nobler in the mind, to endure in silence the poorly
crafted slings and arrows of outrageous arseholes, or find solace in
the certain knowledge that they oppose themselves?

If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.

MC

On Mar 30, 7:33 pm, wrote:

hael Kidde, or Madonna Madonna Madonna Madonna... but
you keep it all inside.

If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.

MEEEE-OWWWW

Double double toil and trouble...fire burn and cauldron bubble,
Dickie

Some folks laugh at Tom and Gerry,
but here we laugh at Fortenberry,
His behaviour quite disgraceful,
results in yet another face full.

Of course he thinks he´s very clever,
using his wits to cut and sever,
But when he uses words like C***
it seems his wits are very blunt.

No matter how an asshole lies,
it´s still an asshole, no surprise.
It is the sum of all its parts,
and so it merely ****s and farts.

Of course it´s rather sad to tell,
there are some who like the smell!
It seems they hang on every word,
not worried at another turd.

His specialty is hissy fits,
when an asshole gets the ****s,
Honest men need have no fear,
it´s merely verbal diarrhoea.

His wits when used in verbal battle,
reveal themselves as silly prattle,
No need to fear some awful trap,
It´s just another load of crap.

His acolytes, his maids of honour,
Led by by the Dean, and B.J Conner,
do their best to keep him happy,
but of course are also crappy.

A kill file is a useful tool,
if you are bothered by a fool,
for then, despite his declamations,
you will not see his aberrations.

This will most certainly ensure,
that you are safe from his manure,
completely free from all his ****e,
avoid his awful toxic blight.

Take heart that such can not prevail,
such men are always doomed to fail,
no matter how they rant and rave,
they also land up in the grave.

Those who knew him merely think
He lied and caused an awful stink.
the only purpose in his life,
was causing trouble, hate, and strife.

And so at last his body lies,
nobody sad at his demise,
In solemn silence here interred
for lack of a single kindly word.

MC

On 30 Mar 2007 09:12:23 -0700, wrote:

On Mar 30, 5:21 pm, "BJ Conner" wrote:


I am not the one that purports to be the Shakespeare of the fly-
fishing world. Nor have ever criticized the way you use a thorn to
snag termites our of the nest.

Whether ´tis nobler in the mind, to endure in silence the poorly
crafted slings and arrows of outrageous arseholes, or find solace in
the certain knowledge that they oppose themselves?

You do Fosse Fosse Fosse Fosse Fosse! You do Martha Graham Martha Graham
Martha Graham, or Twyla Twyla Twyla, or Michael Kidde Michael Kidde
Michael Kidde Michael Kidde, or Madonna Madonna Madonna Madonna... but
you keep it all inside.

If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.

MEEEE-OWWWW

Double double toil and trouble...fire burn and cauldron bubble,
Dickie

On Mar 30, 8:23 pm, wrote:
On 30 Mar 2007 10:01:27 -0700, wrote:

On Mar 30, 7:33 pm, wrote:

hael Kidde, or Madonna Madonna Madonna Madonna... but
you keep it all inside.

If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.

MEEEE-OWWWW

Double double toil and trouble...fire burn and cauldron bubble,
Dickie

Some folks laugh at Tom and Gerry,

There was a Nazi homo outside Berlin
Who always led with his chin
He saw himself a boon
He was really a loon
And his pecker t'were his chagrin

Dickie

MC

I would stay of the subject of peckers if I was you, anybody known as
little Dickie Dean is at a natural disadvantage to begin with.........

Little Dickie Dean, was known for being mean,
and he did his best to emulate "The Ken",
But alas for lack of wit, and being full of ****,
he was merely bound to try and try again.

I have no idea why you people are so fascinated by queers either, or
in calling other people homos. I find the whole idea repulsive myself,
and would certainly never use such an epithet to insult somebody.

MC

On Mar 30, 8:23 pm, wrote:
On 30 Mar 2007 10:01:27 -0700, wrote:

On Mar 30, 7:33 pm, wrote:

hael Kidde, or Madonna Madonna Madonna Madonna... but
you keep it all inside.

If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.

MEEEE-OWWWW

Double double toil and trouble...fire burn and cauldron bubble,
Dickie

Some folks laugh at Tom and Gerry,

There was a Nazi homo outside Berlin
Who always led with his chin
He saw himself a boon
He was really a loon
And his pecker t'were his chagrin

Dickie

MC

Oh, and your miserable attempt at doggerel does not scan either. Ask
BJ, if he reads it often enough he might even notice.

MC

On 30 Mar 2007 10:01:27 -0700, wrote:

On Mar 30, 7:33 pm, wrote:

hael Kidde, or Madonna Madonna Madonna Madonna... but
you keep it all inside.

If you can't bite, don't show your teeth.

MEEEE-OWWWW

Double double toil and trouble...fire burn and cauldron bubble,
Dickie

Some folks laugh at Tom and Gerry,

There was a Nazi homo outside Berlin
Who always led with his chin
He saw himself a boon
He was really a loon
And his pecker t'were his chagrin

Dickie

MC

On Mar 30, 9:38 pm, wrote:




Eeny-meeny-miney-moe, wind him up and watch him blow...

Golly, you think it would help...eventually...,
Little Dickey Dean



MC

Poor little Dickie wound and wound
he spun and twisted all around,
but one needs brains to take the mickey,
unfortunate for little Dickie.

His efforts simply came to naught,
and he seemed really overwrought,
His jibes and insults were quite silly,
perhaps he should be known as "Dilly"?

He says no one can **** him off,
he merely wastes his time on ROFF,
but truth be told he´s just a fool,
and best met with ridicule.

MC

Not from me, but in the same vein;

Oft I sing for my friends
When death's cold hand I see
But when I reach my journey's end
Who will sing one song for me

(chorus)
I wonder (I wonder) who
Will sing (will sing) for me
When I come to the cross of that silent sea
Who will sing (who will sing) for me

When a crowd shall gather round
And look down on me
Will they turn and walk away
Or will they sing one song for me

So I'll sing 'til the end
And helpful try to be
I''ll rest assured that some friends
Will sing one song for me

Jim Rooks

MC