Rethinking Mike Connor...

In light of recent events, it is clear to me that my referring to you as
a "Nazi homo" is just plain insensitive. Therefore, I hereby pledge to
try to not refer to you in such fashion again. I can't promise I'll
never forgot and let it slip, but you have my word I'll try.

From here on out, I'll do my best to remember to refer to you as a
nappy-headed Nazi homo ho...

And yet, for some reason, I have a feeling even this won't help,
R
....if it weren't raining, I'd go to a garden party...