Hint for the day

You can disable a "court ordered tracking bracelet" with a taser.
Frank Reid

On Mar 6, 4:59*pm, Frank Reid © 2008 wrote:
You can disable a "court ordered tracking bracelet" with a taser.
Frank Reid

Now that is useful, and one hell of a lot easier than gnawing thru it
every morning.

Dave

You can disable a "court ordered tracking bracelet" with a taser.
Frank Reid

Now that is useful, and one hell of a lot easier than gnawing thru it
every morning.

It'll also blow the eyelets right outta your tenny runners.
Frank Reid

"Frank Reid © 2008" wrote in message
...
You can disable a "court ordered tracking bracelet" with a taser.
Frank Reid

Mumu bought a 100,000-volt pocket-sized taser as a gift for his wife.
Because it uses just 3 AAA batteries, he thought he could give himself a
test jolt without suffering too much. He was mistaken.
The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your
assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a
major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make
your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer
than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
...Reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing
couldn't hurt all that bad....I decided to give myself a one-second burst
just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the
button, and ... HOLY MOTHER ..WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION...@!@$$!%!@*!!!

I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up
in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and
over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position,
with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles
nowhere to be found, my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest
position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making
meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly
thinking to herself, "Do it again, do it again!"

Calif Bill wrote:
Mumu bought a 100,000-volt pocket-sized taser as a gift for his wife.
Because it uses just 3 AAA batteries, he thought he could give himself a
test jolt without suffering too much. ...

That explains a lot about your political posts to roff, Mr. Bill. Give
yourself another jolt and see if it resets your brain back to normal.

--
Ken Fortenberry

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
...
Calif Bill wrote:
Mumu bought a 100,000-volt pocket-sized taser as a gift for his wife.
Because it uses just 3 AAA batteries, he thought he could give himself a
test jolt without suffering too much. ...

That explains a lot about your political posts to roff, Mr. Bill. Give
yourself another jolt and see if it resets your brain back to normal.

--
Ken Fortenberry

To protect you, I renamed your dad Mumu.

On Mar 6, 5:09*pm, "Calif Bill" wrote:
"Frank Reid © 2008" wrote in ...

You can disable a "court ordered tracking bracelet" with a taser.
Frank Reid

Mumu bought a 100,000-volt pocket-sized taser as a gift for his wife.
Because it uses just 3 AAA batteries, he thought he could give himself a
test jolt without suffering too much. He was mistaken.
* The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your
assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a
major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make
your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer
than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
* ...Reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing
couldn't hurt all that bad....I decided to give myself a one-second burst
just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the
button, and ... HOLY MOTHER ..WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION...@!@$$!%!@*!!!

* I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up
in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and
over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position,
with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles
nowhere to be found, my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest
position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making
meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly
thinking to herself, "Do it again, do it again!"

Funnyest Post of the Day Award.
Dave

On Fri, 6 Mar 2009 17:28:36 -0800 (PST), DaveS wrote:

On Mar 6, 5:09*pm, "Calif Bill" wrote:
"Frank Reid © 2008" wrote in ...

You can disable a "court ordered tracking bracelet" with a taser.
Frank Reid

Mumu bought a 100,000-volt pocket-sized taser as a gift for his wife.
Because it uses just 3 AAA batteries, he thought he could give himself a
test jolt without suffering too much. He was mistaken.
* The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your
assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a
major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make
your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer
than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
* ...Reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing
couldn't hurt all that bad....I decided to give myself a one-second burst
just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the
button, and ... HOLY MOTHER ..WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION...@!@$$!%!@*!!!

* I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up
in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and
over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position,
with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles
nowhere to be found, my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest
position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making
meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly
thinking to herself, "Do it again, do it again!"

Funnyest Post of the Day Award.

Um, while did you were gettin' all that economical-like education in Utah, did
they offer any spelling classes...

Help? Oh, I think so,
R
Dave

On Mar 6, 6:07*pm, wrote:
On Fri, 6 Mar 2009 17:28:36 -0800 (PST), DaveS wrote:
On Mar 6, 5:09*pm, "Calif Bill" wrote:
"Frank Reid © 2008" wrote in ...

You can disable a "court ordered tracking bracelet" with a taser.
Frank Reid

Mumu bought a 100,000-volt pocket-sized taser as a gift for his wife.
Because it uses just 3 AAA batteries, he thought he could give himself a
test jolt without suffering too much. He was mistaken.
* The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your
assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a
major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make
your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer
than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
* ...Reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing
couldn't hurt all that bad....I decided to give myself a one-second burst
just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the
button, and ... HOLY MOTHER ..WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION...@!@$$!%!@*!!!

* I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up
in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and
over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position,
with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles
nowhere to be found, my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest
position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making
meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly
thinking to herself, "Do it again, do it again!"

Funnyest Post of the Day Award.

Um, while did you were gettin' all that economical-like education in Utah, did
they offer any spelling classes...

Help? *Oh, I think so,
R



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Spelling is plastic between Saxon lingos

Dave

On Mar 6, 6:07*pm, wrote:

Um, while did you were gettin' all that economical-like education in Utah, did
they offer any spelling classes...

Help? *Oh, I think so,
R



Oh sure, in all the Western languages plus. My so-so spelling and use
of profanity are mine, and not the school's fault.

At BYU you could also study spelling in modern Quechua, Aymara,
K'iche', Cachiquel and Orem :-)) ese. How about Yale? Our lab work in
bonehead geology was partly done in a canyon 10 minutes from my dorm.
Our undergrad bonehead science classes were first rate and taught by
real senior scientists. not grad students, in reasonable size classes.
Our dorms were clean and the food was good. How about Yale?

Outside, there was the Provo river on the edge of Campus, full of
Brown trout, further afield the Weber, the Colorado and the Green,
the whole Great Basin, multiple mountain ranges, and then there is
that Utah powder snow, incredible stuff. Much powder snow near New
Haven? :-))

At BYU more than half the student body, citizen and foreign, spoke
English and at least one foreign language, and we used the most
advanced civilian language labs in the country. The music dept did 3-4
fully staged operas a season. Operas, not some half-assed glee club
stuff. All the major US international banks, and all the US intell
agencies recruited heavily at BYU. Even some of the local Utah Guard
units were intel.

BYU tuition was low but the education was not cheap. Cheating was
almost non existent and considered shameful. And admissions and other
standards are much higher now than when I went there. Republican Utah
and BYU shaped my taste for community, centrist Democratic politics
and compromise. Mormons freely GAVE me an incredible educational
opportunity and I still owe them for it.

But BYU is not responsible for my spelling choices.

Dave