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Mike Connor writes:

wads of snippage

Aye, aye, Capt. Queeg.

"Dave LaCourse" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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Mike Connor writes:

wads of snippage

Aye, aye, Capt. Queeg.


"There are four ways of doing things on board my ship. The right way, the
wrong way, the navy way, and my way. If they do things my way,we´ll get
along"

That explains a lot!

MC

Charlie Choc writes:


Humility is the embarrasssment you feel when you tell people *how
wonderful you
are*.
Author unknown

Laurence Peter.

Geeze, ol' Dave can't catch even a small break this week! ;-)

I just thought it was funny that the "unknown" author wrote the Peter
Principle. g
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Charlie...

The quotation was a cryptoquote I did a couple of days ago, and the author was
"anon" (anonymous).
Dave

http://hometown.aol.com/davplac/myhomepage/index.html

Mike Connor writes:

"There are four ways of doing things on board my ship. The right way, the
wrong way, the navy way, and my way. If they do things my way,we´ll get
along"

That explains a lot!

Yeah. Capt. Queeg quoting Capt. Queeg.
Dave

http://hometown.aol.com/davplac/myhomepage/index.html

"daytripper" wrote in message
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This spiral has no end....

Ainna?

Wolfgang
that double helix thingy was no accident.....well, it WAS......but you know
what i mean.

Mike Connor wrote:
"rw" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
m...

Mike Connor wrote:

I wrote " EOT" for me, and I meant it.

Are you trying to make a joke, or is it unintentional?


For the really dumb ****ers, this is EOT for me, unless some brainless ****
keeps on goading me personally.

Was that clear enough? Or do you need it in capital letters?

No, it's not clear. Is this EOT for you, or not?

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Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

Mike Connor wrote:

I know you are a really dumb and nasty *******, hardly capable of more
than a stupid or insulting "one-liner", and mean to boot, which is most
unfortunate for you. Indeed, you have my undying sympathy. But even the
dumbest ******* extant, must realise that I am more or less obliged to
answer posts which are directed at me personally, in public.
If you have anything sensible( which of course is extremely unlikely),
or indeed anything else ( which is highly likely, stupid though it might
be), to say to me on the matter, then you have my e-mail address.
You can of course continue to demonstrate to all and sundry what an
absolutely abysmal arsehole you are, by continuing to address me
personally, in public, and expecting me to ignore your witterings. Who
knows? You might be lucky?
Everybody else seems to have grasped the essence of the matter.
For the really dumb ****ers, this is EOT for me, unless some brainless
**** keeps on goading me personally.
Was that clear enough? Or do you need it in capital letters?

You're not the only good fisherman who posts here, so get over yourself.
You could leave tomorrow and this DG wouldn't miss a beat. So spare the
readers the dramatic exit the next time. Capiche?

schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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SNIP
You're not the only good fisherman who posts here, so get over yourself.
You could leave tomorrow and this DG wouldn't miss a beat. So spare the
readers the dramatic exit the next time. Capiche?


Gadzooks! What´s this? Reinforcements for the Dumbo Group? What´s the
matter? Is your playstation broken?

I feel it only fair to draw to your attention, that one of your glorious
leaders is a politician, and apparently proud of it. This probably at least
partly explains why he is such a pain in the arse. I wonder what his voters
would say if they could read this little exchange? Councilman? Honorable??
I can hardly stop laughing!!!

"For the record, I'm a resident and property owner and registered voter
in Stanley, Idaho, population 100. I also carry resident Idaho fishing
and hunting and driver's licenses. I also hold elective office as City
Councilman. My proper title is The Honorable Stephen Thomas Barnard. :-)".

The other main rallying point is commendable for his stubbornness, and
otherwise apparently just a Dumbo, but nonetheless annoying for that.

I shall refer to you henceforth, with all due deference, as "The Honourable
Dumbo III". "zim999" just does not have the right ring to it.

Well now Honourable Dumbo III, have a nice time drumming up support, perhaps
you could try the local kindergarten first? Maybe you could even organise
the first ROFF Dumbo triumvirate? And have a nice long discussion trying to
decide who is actually the dumbest? Maybe elect Dumbo I ? Perhaps this
would keep you occupied and amused for a while, and you might even
eventually decide that you were simply being silly, and cease forthwith?

Have a word with the other Dumbos first of course. As we all know, Dumbos
are herd animals,and we wouldn´t want you upsetting the hacking order.


Dumbos are a terrible pain,
they drive sensible people insane,
they vent their dumb spleen,
turn white, blue, and green,
although they have nothing to gain.

Some Dumbos of course have balls,
this helps when they charge at brick walls,
being light in the head,
they don´t end up dead,
even after so many falls.

If you meet a Dumbo take care,
your nerves it will certainly wear,
with its drivel and guff
and similar stuff,
you will end up tearing your hair.

Dumbos gather in groups,
and issue loud senseless whoops,
they have Dumbo leaders,
who are really dumb bleeders,
and make other dumbos jump hoops.

But of course a Dumbo needs pity,
and so here is some in this ditty,
it does them no good,
although really it should,
Even though they are stupid and ****ty.

MC

So, I guess it wasn't EOT for you that time, either.

Perhaps you don't know what EOT means. EOT stands for "End of Thread."
When you write "EOT for me," it means that you're not going to post
anything else in the thread. Simple, yes?

It *doesn't* mean that no one else may post anything else in the thread.
If they do, and you don't like it, and you reply, then that wasn't
really EOT for you, even if you claim that you "really meant it." It
makes you appear untrustworthy and pompous, much like frequent publicly
announced exits followed by returns.

It's the little things like this, combined with your fabulously inflated
sense of your own importance and knowledge, and your comical, paranoid
inability to bear even the slightest disagreement, that makes you a
****ing joke.

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Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

"rw" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
m...
So, I guess it wasn't EOT for you that time, either.
SNIP
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Assuming you were right, and your analytical abilities are as good as you
suggest, then perhaps you might care to be of assistance with a slight
problem?

Why are you such a dumb arsehole?

Oh, and you are in the wrong thread Dumbo, whats the matter? Your webtv
break down?

MC