Catch and Release

Just when you thought it couldn't get more ****ed up:

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- Iraqi security forces caught the most wanted man
in the country last year, but released him because they didn't know who
he was, the Iraqi deputy minister of interior said Thursday.

Hussain Kamal confirmed that Abu Musab al-Zarqawi -- the al Qaeda in
Iraq leader who has a $25 million bounty on his head -- was in custody
at some point last year but he wouldn't provide further details.

A U.S. official couldn't confirm the report, but said he wouldn't
dismiss it.

"It is plausible," he said.

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rw wrote in news:43a2449c$0$28489
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Just when you thought it couldn't get more ****ed up:

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- Iraqi security forces caught the most wanted man
in the country last year, but released him because they didn't know who
he was, the Iraqi deputy minister of interior said Thursday.
....snip...


.....and this is the best you can do after what took place yesterday in
Iraq? What a ****ing putz!

Frank Sr.

On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 13:18:25 GMT, Frank Church
wrote:

rw wrote in news:43a2449c$0$28489
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Just when you thought it couldn't get more ****ed up:

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- Iraqi security forces caught the most wanted man
in the country last year, but released him because they didn't know who
he was, the Iraqi deputy minister of interior said Thursday.
...snip...


....and this is the best you can do after what took place yesterday in
Iraq? What a ****ing putz!

Frank Sr.

Aw, he's just in a snit because his boy Billy hisownself passed on a
gift-wrapped bin Laden...

And today folks, the ROFFian Little Theater presents a selected snippet
from "Omar and Elvis: Together Again"

SCENE - The White House, Oval Office, late 1990s, two men lying around
on couches in their underwear while porn plays largely unnoticed on a
big screen on the wall. Empty chicken buckets and Big Mac cartons are
strewn about.

al-Bashir: "He is very bad man, Elvis...very bad man..."

Clinton: "Aw, Omar, I don't have time to mess with that...Hillary is
raggin', Monica is raggin', Gennifer is raggin', and now, Chelsea is
raggin,' for Crissake...I'm goin' to Hooters for some wings..."

al-Bashir: "But Elvis, we deliver...and not just him - with two, you get
extra kissra...I make you real deal - just tip boy well..."

Clinton: "Man, Omar, I just don't feel like dealin' with it...go bother
Berger or something, will ya...Hooters, here I come..."

al-Bashir: "Aw, **** it...let's go get some American poon..."

Clinton "Now yer talkin' sense....ya want another cigar?"

An-n-n-n-d SCENE....

wrote:
Frank Church wrote:
rw wrote:
Just when you thought it couldn't get more ****ed up:

....and this is the best you can do ...

Aw, he's just in a snit because his boy Billy hisownself ...

****in' hilarious. The right-wingers all have the same
whine when you pull their strings, It's Clinton's fault.

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Ken Fortenberry

On Fri, 16 Dec 2005 14:46:31 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

wrote:
Frank Church wrote:
rw wrote:
Just when you thought it couldn't get more ****ed up:

....and this is the best you can do ...

Aw, he's just in a snit because his boy Billy hisownself ...

****in' hilarious. The right-wingers all have the same
whine when you pull their strings, It's Clinton's fault.

****in' hilarious. The left-wingers all have the same whine when you
pull their strings, "The right-wingers all have the same whine when you
pull their strings, It's Clinton's fault."

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-L-A-A-A-A-A....,
R

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****in' hilarious. The left-wingers all have the same whine when you
pull their strings, "The right-wingers all have the same whine when you
pull their strings, It's Clinton's fault."

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-L-A-A-A-A-A....,

Well technically you did bring it up. Funny I've never heard you
mention Reagan arming and help to train those bozos in the first place.
Besides Bin Laden has to do with Afghanistan, not Iraq.

Frank Church wrote:
rw wrote in news:43a2449c$0$28489
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Just when you thought it couldn't get more ****ed up:

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- Iraqi security forces caught the most wanted man
in the country last year, but released him because they didn't know who
he was, the Iraqi deputy minister of interior said Thursday.

...snip...


....and this is the best you can do after what took place yesterday in
Iraq? What a ****ing putz!

Frank Sr.

What happened yesterday? Did they find the WMDs?

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rw wrote in news:43a2e120$0$28458
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What happened yesterday? Did they find the WMDs?


Yesterday began the process by which the US can cut and run-- oops, I
meant "the process by which the Iraqis stood up so the US could stand down"



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Scott
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Scott Seidman wrote:
rw wrote in news:43a2e120$0$28458
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What happened yesterday? Did they find the WMDs?



Yesterday began the process by which the US can cut and run-- oops, I
meant "the process by which the Iraqis stood up so the US could stand down"

Oh, Frank was referring to the election! Of course! How stupid of me to
forget about that. Now the insurgency will end and Iraq will become a
beacon of freedom and peace in the Middle East. The Shiites and the
Kurds and the Sunni will put aside their little differences and create a
secular democracy, without interference from Iran. And, most
importantly, we can get the **** out of the country that we never should
have invaded to begin with. I just have one question, though. When do we
get our half-trillion dollars back?

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"rw" wrote in message
m...
Frank Church wrote:
rw wrote in news:43a2449c$0$28489
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Just when you thought it couldn't get more ****ed up:

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- Iraqi security forces caught the most wanted man
in the country last year, but released him because they didn't know who
he was, the Iraqi deputy minister of interior said Thursday.

...snip...


....and this is the best you can do after what took place yesterday in
Iraq? What a ****ing putz!

Frank Sr.

What happened yesterday? Did they find the WMDs?


Don't you just love the smell of Fascists squirming in the morning?

Dave