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On 21 Nov, 14:27, Dave LaCourse wrote:
On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:22:56 -0800 (PST), Mike

wrote:
Unfortunately Denmark didn't happen for us, due to both the Board and
a lack of caravans, however we did fish Mike's local rivers and drank
all his whisky. Funny how often that happens. He also taught me that
wonderful guitar song "My dog has flees". It may have been a hit
somewhere, although not here as it so happens.

You're a liar. "My dog has fleas" as used by Hoagy Carmichael in a
movie was not a song, but a method of tuning his ukelele. There may
be a song, but you did not recognize the term and the name Hoagy when
I first posted it. Cover your ass, Connor, your slip is showing.
Maybe you can tune your skin flute with it.
d;o)

I did not write the above you ****ing moron. Paul Arden did.

The "song" " My dog has fleas", is a mnemonic to help people remember
what a tuning sounds like. It is also used to learn a fingerpicking
sequence. Carmichael may have used it, but he didn´t invent it.

GCEA

Moron

On 21 Nov, 14:45, wrote:
On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:09:10 -0800 (PST), Mike

wrote:
Would you like a couple of CD´s of my concerts LaCourse? Or maybe
listen to some of the live recordings form the various groups I have
played with? Shall I upload a few tunes for you, sucker?

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/3703/alloy1xk8.jpg

HOLY ****!!! You were in Alloy!?!?!?! My God! You guys were, like,
bigger than Jesus AND the Beatles...action figures...I mean, they were,
what, 12" tall or something...ya know, since you're obviously willing to
post _anything_, no matter how embarrassing it ought to be to you, maybe
you'll answer a long-standing rumor: did they really pump a quart of
Lawrence Welk's jizz out of each of your stomachs after a wild,
cocaine-fueled orgy, or is that just urban legend?

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5614/mikemickpf9.jpg

Ah, so you were in Two Dorks In Loafers, too...was that the
unforgettable "Live at Wembley Stadium...Men's Room A212" taping or was
it just y'alls normal Saturday-night-at- the-trainstation gig...

Before you try to bull**** people LaCourse, you should at least try to
ascertain whether they know more about whatever it is you are trying
to bull**** them with than you do. Because when you obviously don´t,
it merely makes you look a fool.

Um, well, at least he didn't post pics of himself on an "Alloy"
poste...er, piece of notebook paper....

MC

Ah...a nappy-headed Nazi homo ho in parachute pants...naw, can't
be...I'm sure you want all the boys to "touch this"...

Aw, hell, if we're bragging on our rockin' days, I was in some bands,
too. Here I am on the drums:

http://tinyurl.com/2hxbcr

And again:

http://tinyurl.com/2bfwct

And another:

http://tinyurl.com/2aq64l

ROCK ON, DUDE!!!
R (but you can call me Rikkkkkkkkki Stixxxxxxxxx)

I will just keep calling you Dickie the ****, simply because that is
basically what you are.

On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 14:04:25 -0500, Dave LaCourse
wrote:

On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 13:52:10 -0500, daytripper
wrote:

Have you ever considered that Ken doesn't actually need your help?

Exactly my words, old sport.


And that *some* of us would prefer an end to the hating?

You first, Tatosian. Since I do not trust you, you first.

Nice.

How about a reality check?

Of the last 1000 posts to ROFF, you wrote 93.

45 of them were to attack Mike C.
6 of them were to attack Steve B.
3 of them were to attack Me
2 of them were to attack Jeff M.
1 was to attack Wolfgang
----
57 of your posts were negative


Of the last 1000 posts to ROFF, I wrote 14.

1 I told Richard D. to grow up
1 I told BJC "we" were getting tired of nitwit bomb throwers
1 was "ahahahahahahah" in response to your unprovoked claim I steal money
from old people (note I didn't use the L word here - though clearly I could)

Just by the numbers, I think you've got a lot of catching up to do...

/daytripper (do what you want, but at least I'm making an effort...)

Ah, I didn't realize you were roff's net nanny. I am so sorry, Dave.
I really had no idea.

But, still, you go first. You stop attacking me and I'll stop
attacking you. And, if someone attacks me, I'll attack them. That's
life. That's roff. Could you tell Connor Sr and Jr to call it off
too? No? Yeah, I thought so.

Dave

On 21 Nov, 23:36, Dave LaCourse wrote:
Ah, I didn't realize you were roff's net nanny. I am so sorry, Dave.
I really had no idea.

But, still, you go first. You stop attacking me and I'll stop
attacking you. And, if someone attacks me, I'll attack them. That's
life. That's roff. Could you tell Connor Sr and Jr to call it off
too? No? Yeah, I thought so.

Dave

A moment ago you were telling me I had no defence against your stupid
attacks. What is the matter with you LaCourse? Have you gone
completely nuts? Just what do you hope to gain with all this crap?
Your childish and vulgar nonsense is pathetic, and embarrassing to
watch.

If you, like Fortenberry, are still hoping to discredit me in some
way, you are simply wasting your time. Here are the statistics from my
website for the last few days.

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/7...b211107qz4.jpg

What are you going to do? Tell several hundred thousand people I am a
homo? Even if it were true, they wouldn´t care. They are only
interested in the information LaCourse, not your bull****. Those
statistics do not even include all the people who read my posts and
ask questions or various boards, or send me e-mail. What some moron on
ROFF says is quite irrelevant. I don´t know why I even bother replying
to you, it is totally pointless. You are too stupid to even realise
how stupid you are.

I don´t know what Mr.Tatosian is going to do, but I definitely will
not reply to you again, it makes me feel dirty.

MC

Mike wrote:
snip
If you, like Fortenberry, are still hoping to discredit me in some
way, you are simply wasting your time. Here are the statistics from my
website for the last few days. ...

You still don't get it. Nobody on roff gives a damn about your
lameassed website or the veneration of His Loony Mikeness by
the alleged scores of devoted seekers of His fly fishing wisdom.
(AKA sock puppets ;-).

Around here you're a joke. A pompous, didactic, arrogant and
sick excuse for a joke whose "contributions" to roff are mostly
foul-mouthed invective and personal attacks.

There is nothing I could do to discredit you on roff which
would be more effective than that which you do here yourself.

Carry on.

--
Ken Fortenberry

On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 14:59:16 -0800 (PST), Mike
wrote:

I don´t know what Mr.Tatosian is going to do, but I definitely will
not reply to you again, it makes me feel dirty.

Oh, if only.

Tatosian: See? d;o)

Dave LaCourse wrote:
Ah, I didn't realize you were roff's net nanny. I am so sorry, Dave.
I really had no idea.

But, still, you go first. You stop attacking me and I'll stop
attacking you. And, if someone attacks me, I'll attack them. That's
life. That's roff.

That's not ROFF. That's your sad little life.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 14:59:16 -0800 (PST), Mike
wrote:

I definitely will not reply to you again

it makes me feel dirty.

Wasn't the former a big Two Dorks hit and the latter Alloy's signature
tune?

You fan,
Rikkkkkkkkkki Stixxxxxxxxxx, Cretinous Drummer

On Wed, 21 Nov 2007 15:27:32 -0800, rw
wrote:

That's not ROFF. That's your sad little life.

I believe it is a better life than yours, Girly Boy.

d;oP