Go Fishing

FISHING



Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following

conversation

took place.



First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out

fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint

every

room in the house next weekend."



Second guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will

build

her a new deck for the pool."





Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that

I

will remodel the kitchen for her."





They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not

said a

word. So they asked him.



"You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come

fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"





Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I

shut off

my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and! she

said,

"Wear sun-block."