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"rw" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:
"rw" wrote in message
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He's after you title of best typist in ROFF.


Leading one quite naturally to the obvious question: is there ANYONE in
this news group (or in this world, for that matter) of whom you are NOT
insanely jealous for even the least amount of attention he or she gets
for even the most insignificant of accomplishments, activities, thoughts
or anything else?

Well, let's see.

I'm not jealous of Harry Mason for his excellent flies and tutorials.

Yes, you are.

I'm not jealous of Willi for being a superb, if unorthodox, fly fisherman.

Yes, you are.

I'm not jealous of RDean for being a better typist than I.

Yes, you are.

And, finally, I am most definitely NOT jealous of your sense of humor.

Yes, you are.

Nevertheless, I, like most folks here, have long resigned myself to living
forever in your shadow. I'm sure I will never be rich enough to travel to
exotic fishing venues all over the world as the whim strikes me, and return
each time with yet another seemingly endless shared stream of beautiful and
perfectly composed, focused and exposed photographs of my brilliantly
colored, enormous, scaly, wet penis.

Wolfgang
and then there's that whole long list of world class underage female body
parts you call close personal friends.

Wolfgang wrote:
"rw" wrote in message
...

Wolfgang wrote:

"rw" wrote in message
...



He's after you title of best typist in ROFF.


Leading one quite naturally to the obvious question: is there ANYONE in
this news group (or in this world, for that matter) of whom you are NOT
insanely jealous for even the least amount of attention he or she gets
for even the most insignificant of accomplishments, activities, thoughts
or anything else?

Well, let's see.

I'm not jealous of Harry Mason for his excellent flies and tutorials.


Yes, you are.


I'm not jealous of Willi for being a superb, if unorthodox, fly fisherman.


Yes, you are.


I'm not jealous of RDean for being a better typist than I.


Yes, you are.


And, finally, I am most definitely NOT jealous of your sense of humor.


Yes, you are.

Nevertheless, I, like most folks here, have long resigned myself to living
forever in your shadow. I'm sure I will never be rich enough to travel to
exotic fishing venues all over the world as the whim strikes me, and return
each time with yet another seemingly endless shared stream of beautiful and
perfectly composed, focused and exposed photographs of my brilliantly
colored, enormous, scaly, wet penis.

Gosh. You actually sound jealous.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

"rw" wrote in message
...
Wolfgang wrote:
"rw" wrote in message
...

Wolfgang wrote:

"rw" wrote in message
...



He's after you title of best typist in ROFF.


Leading one quite naturally to the obvious question: is there ANYONE in
this news group (or in this world, for that matter) of whom you are NOT
insanely jealous for even the least amount of attention he or she gets
for even the most insignificant of accomplishments, activities, thoughts
or anything else?

Well, let's see.

I'm not jealous of Harry Mason for his excellent flies and tutorials.


Yes, you are.


I'm not jealous of Willi for being a superb, if unorthodox, fly
fisherman.


Yes, you are.


I'm not jealous of RDean for being a better typist than I.


Yes, you are.


And, finally, I am most definitely NOT jealous of your sense of humor.


Yes, you are.

Nevertheless, I, like most folks here, have long resigned myself to
living forever in your shadow. I'm sure I will never be rich enough to
travel to exotic fishing venues all over the world as the whim strikes
me, and return each time with yet another seemingly endless shared stream
of beautiful and perfectly composed, focused and exposed photographs of
my brilliantly colored, enormous, scaly, wet penis.

Gosh. You actually sound jealous.

You think I sound jealous.

And you think you come across as clever.

Uh huh.

You don't learn.

Wolfgang
who, it must be admitted, never tires of this.

Wolfgang wrote:
"rw" wrote in message
...

Wolfgang wrote:

"rw" wrote in message
...


Wolfgang wrote:


"rw" wrote in message
...




He's after you title of best typist in ROFF.


Leading one quite naturally to the obvious question: is there ANYONE in
this news group (or in this world, for that matter) of whom you are NOT
insanely jealous for even the least amount of attention he or she gets
for even the most insignificant of accomplishments, activities, thoughts
or anything else?

Well, let's see.

I'm not jealous of Harry Mason for his excellent flies and tutorials.


Yes, you are.



I'm not jealous of Willi for being a superb, if unorthodox, fly
fisherman.


Yes, you are.



I'm not jealous of RDean for being a better typist than I.


Yes, you are.



And, finally, I am most definitely NOT jealous of your sense of humor.


Yes, you are.

Nevertheless, I, like most folks here, have long resigned myself to
living forever in your shadow. I'm sure I will never be rich enough to
travel to exotic fishing venues all over the world as the whim strikes
me, and return each time with yet another seemingly endless shared stream
of beautiful and perfectly composed, focused and exposed photographs of
my brilliantly colored, enormous, scaly, wet penis.

Gosh. You actually sound jealous.


You think I sound jealous.

Yes. It's obvious. It's eating at you like a slow-growing cancer.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

"rw" wrote in message
...
Wolfgang wrote:
"rw" wrote in message
...

Wolfgang wrote:

"rw" wrote in message
...


Wolfgang wrote:


"rw" wrote in message
...




He's after you title of best typist in ROFF.


Leading one quite naturally to the obvious question: is there ANYONE
in this news group (or in this world, for that matter) of whom you are
NOT insanely jealous for even the least amount of attention he or she
gets for even the most insignificant of accomplishments, activities,
thoughts or anything else?

Well, let's see.

I'm not jealous of Harry Mason for his excellent flies and tutorials.


Yes, you are.



I'm not jealous of Willi for being a superb, if unorthodox, fly
fisherman.


Yes, you are.



I'm not jealous of RDean for being a better typist than I.


Yes, you are.



And, finally, I am most definitely NOT jealous of your sense of humor.


Yes, you are.

Nevertheless, I, like most folks here, have long resigned myself to
living forever in your shadow. I'm sure I will never be rich enough to
travel to exotic fishing venues all over the world as the whim strikes
me, and return each time with yet another seemingly endless shared
stream of beautiful and perfectly composed, focused and exposed
photographs of my brilliantly colored, enormous, scaly, wet penis.

Gosh. You actually sound jealous.


You think I sound jealous.

Yes. It's obvious. It's eating at you like a slow-growing cancer.

So, how much time do you figure I've got left?

Wolfgang
who still has so much to say.

Wolfgang wrote:

So, how much time do you figure I've got left?

Wolfgang
who still has so much to say.

Talk to the hand.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

"rw" wrote in message
...
Wolfgang wrote:

So, how much time do you figure I've got left?

Wolfgang
who still has so much to say.

Talk to the hand.

My, my, such a powerful grasp on adept use of idiom!

Wolfgang
who knows when to be impressed.