More fun with flies.

Next time you see a house fly, don't swat it! All that does is leave a gooey
black mess on the wall or table, and it's all over in a matter of seconds.

Instead, save the sprayer from an empty bottle of glass cleaner and attach
it to a bottle of 91% Isopropyl alcohol. Give the fly a couple of good squirts
and enjoy the action as the fly staggers around, stumbles over and struggles
to get back up again, making odd buzzing sounds with its wings, and finally
rolls over. If it does manage to take off, not to worry. Unlike the Keystone
Kops chasing it around with a fly swatter, the poor old fly will shortly be
on the floor or counter top weaving around disoriented just waiting for you
to finish it off. Hint: try putting it in an ashtray and setting it on fire!

Try other chemicals for other effects! A quick spray of methyl chloroform
will stop the fly dead in its tracks almost instantly! Quicker than you can say
"Crikey!" it's frozen for all eternity, having a couple of milliseconds to adjust
itself into its final resting posture before going to meet Beelzebub.

On Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:55:28 -0500, "Douglas D. Anderson"
wrote:

Next time you see a house fly, don't swat it! All that does is leave a gooey
black mess on the wall or table, and it's all over in a matter of seconds.

Instead, save the sprayer from an empty bottle of glass cleaner and attach
it to a bottle of 91% Isopropyl alcohol. Give the fly a couple of good squirts
and enjoy the action as the fly staggers around, stumbles over and struggles
to get back up again, making odd buzzing sounds with its wings, and finally
rolls over. If it does manage to take off, not to worry. Unlike the Keystone
Kops chasing it around with a fly swatter, the poor old fly will shortly be
on the floor or counter top weaving around disoriented just waiting for you
to finish it off. Hint: try putting it in an ashtray and setting it on fire!

Try other chemicals for other effects! A quick spray of methyl chloroform
will stop the fly dead in its tracks almost instantly! Quicker than you can say
"Crikey!" it's frozen for all eternity, having a couple of milliseconds to adjust
itself into its final resting posture before going to meet Beelzebub.

Couldn't ya just spray it with Jim Beam, or some other cheap likker,
and eat it when it dies?

--
Rumplestiltskin is my name, and humpin' wimmen is my game.

Hair Lacquer's good, great entertainment, pk


"Rumplestiltskin" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:55:28 -0500, "Douglas D. Anderson"
wrote:

Next time you see a house fly, don't swat it! All that does is leave a
gooey
black mess on the wall or table, and it's all over in a matter of seconds.

Instead, save the sprayer from an empty bottle of glass cleaner and attach
it to a bottle of 91% Isopropyl alcohol. Give the fly a couple of good
squirts
and enjoy the action as the fly staggers around, stumbles over and
struggles
to get back up again, making odd buzzing sounds with its wings, and
finally
rolls over. If it does manage to take off, not to worry. Unlike the
Keystone
Kops chasing it around with a fly swatter, the poor old fly will shortly
be
on the floor or counter top weaving around disoriented just waiting for
you
to finish it off. Hint: try putting it in an ashtray and setting it on
fire!

Try other chemicals for other effects! A quick spray of methyl chloroform
will stop the fly dead in its tracks almost instantly! Quicker than you
can say
"Crikey!" it's frozen for all eternity, having a couple of milliseconds to
adjust
itself into its final resting posture before going to meet Beelzebub.

Couldn't ya just spray it with Jim Beam, or some other cheap likker,
and eat it when it dies?

--
Rumplestiltskin is my name, and humpin' wimmen is my game.

Next time you see a house fly, don't swat it! All that does is leave a
gooey
black mess on the wall or table, and it's all over in a matter of
seconds.

Instead, save the sprayer from an empty bottle of glass cleaner and
attach
it to a bottle of 91% Isopropyl alcohol. Give the fly a couple of good
squirts
and enjoy the action as the fly staggers around, stumbles over and
struggles
to get back up again, making odd buzzing sounds with its wings, and
finally
rolls over. If it does manage to take off, not to worry. Unlike the
Keystone
Kops chasing it around with a fly swatter, the poor old fly will shortly
be
on the floor or counter top weaving around disoriented just waiting for
you
to finish it off. Hint: try putting it in an ashtray and setting it on
fire!

Try other chemicals for other effects! A quick spray of methyl
chloroform
will stop the fly dead in its tracks almost instantly! Quicker than you
can say
"Crikey!" it's frozen for all eternity, having a couple of milliseconds
to
adjust
itself into its final resting posture before going to meet Beelzebub.

Couldn't ya just spray it with Jim Beam, or some other cheap likker,
and eat it when it dies?
I sat by a guy in highschool that would pull a long hair from the chic that
sat in front of him and use it as a leash on a fly...funny **** back then

On Feb 18, 5:44 am, "~Hippy" wrote:
Next time you see a house fly, don't swat it! All that does is leave a
gooey
black mess on the wall or table, and it's all over in a matter of
seconds.

Instead, save the sprayer from an empty bottle of glass cleaner and
attach
it to a bottle of 91% Isopropyl alcohol. Give the fly a couple of good
squirts
and enjoy the action as the fly staggers around, stumbles over and
struggles
to get back up again, making odd buzzing sounds with its wings, and
finally
rolls over. If it does manage to take off, not to worry. Unlike the
Keystone
Kops chasing it around with a fly swatter, the poor old fly will shortly
be
on the floor or counter top weaving around disoriented just waiting for
you
to finish it off. Hint: try putting it in an ashtray and setting it on
fire!

Try other chemicals for other effects! A quick spray of methyl
chloroform
will stop the fly dead in its tracks almost instantly! Quicker than you
can say
"Crikey!" it's frozen for all eternity, having a couple of milliseconds
to
adjust
itself into its final resting posture before going to meet Beelzebub.

Couldn't ya just spray it with Jim Beam, or some other cheap likker,
and eat it when it dies?

I sat by a guy in highschool that would pull a long hair from the chic that
sat in front of him and use it as a leash on a fly...funny **** back then

Funny **** now! Damn!

TBone

I sat by a guy in highschool that would pull a long hair from the chic
that
sat in front of him and use it as a leash on a fly...funny **** back
then

Funny **** now! Damn!

TBone
yeah but hat dude had some patience...it took awhile to tie and not kill the
fly...the chics hair was down to her waist and the ****er would walk it from
class to class
~Hippy

On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:40:16 -0500, "~Hippy"
wrote:

I sat by a guy in highschool that would pull a long hair from the chic
that
sat in front of him and use it as a leash on a fly...funny **** back
then

Funny **** now! Damn!

TBone
yeah but hat dude had some patience...it took awhile to tie and not kill the
fly...the chics hair was down to her waist and the ****er would walk it from
class to class
~Hippy

His name wasn't Ted Bundy by any chance was it? Jeffrey Dahmer?

--
Rumplestiltskin is my name, and humpin' wimmen is my game.

On Wed, 21 Feb 2007 20:40:16 -0500, "~Hippy"
puked:

I sat by a guy in highschool that would pull a long hair from the chic
that
sat in front of him and use it as a leash on a fly...funny **** back
then

Funny **** now! Damn!

TBone
yeah but hat dude had some patience...it took awhile to tie and not kill the
fly...the chics hair was down to her waist and the ****er would walk it from
class to class
~Hippy


Crazy Glue works better than tying...
--
lab~rat :-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?

Had some more fun while on guard duty in the army many years ago...

* Sharpen a matchstick
* Gently push the sharpened end under the wingcase from the rear - doesn't
damage the fly
* Push the other end of matchstick into the sand (fly now upright on the
"pole")
* Give the fly another matchstick (broken in half) to play with
* Voila! Instant "Pole PT"
* Lots of fun if you have a whole squad set up!


"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote in message
...
Next time you see a house fly, don't swat it! All that does is leave a
gooey
black mess on the wall or table, and it's all over in a matter of seconds.

Instead, save the sprayer from an empty bottle of glass cleaner and attach
it to a bottle of 91% Isopropyl alcohol. Give the fly a couple of good
squirts
and enjoy the action as the fly staggers around, stumbles over and
struggles
to get back up again, making odd buzzing sounds with its wings, and
finally
rolls over. If it does manage to take off, not to worry. Unlike the
Keystone
Kops chasing it around with a fly swatter, the poor old fly will shortly
be
on the floor or counter top weaving around disoriented just waiting for
you
to finish it off. Hint: try putting it in an ashtray and setting it on
fire!

Try other chemicals for other effects! A quick spray of methyl chloroform
will stop the fly dead in its tracks almost instantly! Quicker than you
can say
"Crikey!" it's frozen for all eternity, having a couple of milliseconds to
adjust
itself into its final resting posture before going to meet Beelzebub.