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Old September 19th, 2006, 03:09 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Wayne Harrison
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"rw" wrote

Why, in heavens name, would I stop diddling teenage girls long enough to
read what you write?


while i am undoubtedly a fan of much of wolfgang's prose, honesty
commands my public admission that i would far rather diddle a teenage girl
(over the age of 18, of course) than read his finest effort; or, truth be
known, than to peruse the most sublime prose that the english language has
to offer.

yfitons
wayno(truth is beauty, beauty truth, etc.)


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Old September 19th, 2006, 03:14 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
rw
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Wolfgang wrote:
rw wrote:

Wolfgang wrote:

Wolfgang
gee but it's great to be back home.....


Home is where the heart is, and your heart is in calling people "sparky."



The best thing about stupid aphorisms is that many of us are capable of
actually living a life and can thus do without them. If home is where
the heart is, remind me to decline any invitation to come and visit
you.......I've seen enough ********s for one life.


I am so insulted. (Not.)

It must be a tremendous relief for you, to be back to ROFF, your natural
home, from a fishing trip where you had to pretend to be a real person.

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Cut "to the chase" for my email address.
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Old September 19th, 2006, 01:10 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Wolfgang
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"rw" wrote in message
link.net...
Wolfgang wrote:
rw wrote:

Wolfgang wrote:

Wolfgang
gee but it's great to be back home.....

Home is where the heart is, and your heart is in calling people "sparky."



The best thing about stupid aphorisms is that many of us are capable of
actually living a life and can thus do without them. If home is where
the heart is, remind me to decline any invitation to come and visit
you.......I've seen enough ********s for one life.


I am so insulted. (Not.)


You can't be insulted.

It must be a tremendous relief for you, to be back to ROFF, your natural
home, from a fishing trip where you had to pretend to be a real person.


Actually, it wasn't that bad. The audience was well practiced in the
willing suspension of disbelief. After all, with but one exception they all
spend a lot of time here, not reading anything you write......ever.

Wolfgang
dum de dum de dum dum.


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Old September 19th, 2006, 01:12 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Wolfgang
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"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
m...

"rw" wrote

Why, in heavens name, would I stop diddling teenage girls long enough to
read what you write?


while i am undoubtedly a fan of much of wolfgang's prose, honesty
commands my public admission that i would far rather diddle a teenage girl
(over the age of 18, of course) than read his finest effort; or, truth be
known, than to peruse the most sublime prose that the english language has
to offer.

yfitons
wayno(truth is beauty, beauty truth, etc.)


But DO be careful to check ID......and remember to sheath that rascal!

Wolfgang
from the safe social interactions desk.


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Old September 19th, 2006, 01:35 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
George Cleveland
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On 18 Sep 2006 17:11:50 -0700, "Wolfgang" wrote:


jeff wrote:
Tim J. wrote:
Joe McIntosh typed:

Well Jeff is home, Wolfgang is on the net---where all the
tales---foods- equipment used---rivers searched ??



As the putative host (and thus, default whipping boy), and bowing to
the wisdom of waiting for indictment, arrest, accusation, subpoena or
what have you before offering a defense, I thought it only fitting to
allow all the others to get in their licks first.

More importantly, what have they done with Frank?


Frank?

hey boys...at least i put up some pictures. after the g. cleveland
chronicles, i've not felt worthy or competent to write my pitiful
perceptions. and george was with us a few days...so, i'm looking forward
to his comments.


Alas, sluggard that I've become, I never unsheathed a camera throughout
the trip.

last i saw frank he was heading hurriedly toward the toilet in the
detroit airport. the healthy yooper diet must not have agreed with him. g


Oh, THAT Frank! Well, at least he didn't suffer any physical trauma
this time around......um......that cheap KPOS on the other hand.....


Wolfgang
and yeah, let george tell it.



Sorry, I've got writers block. Or jock itch. Or maybe both.

g.c.

BTW, it was a wonderful little interlude. That Oxymoron is a
mouthwatering piece of water. Incredible variety of habitat. Full of
fishes of all kinds. How did people do down on the Dutchboy?
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Old September 19th, 2006, 02:12 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Ken Fortenberry
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George Cleveland wrote:
...
BTW, it was a wonderful little interlude. That Oxymoron is a
mouthwatering piece of water. Incredible variety of habitat. Full of
fishes of all kinds. ...


I was surprised when I heard how the locals pronounce the
name of that river, "on the noggin", comes real close.

--
Ken Fortenberry
 




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