After the Rapture

I'd be happy to give a home to the fly fishing gear of all those
who are going to be "raptured" tomorrow. Just respond via email. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

On Fri, 20 May 2011 10:51:43 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

I'd be happy to give a home to the fly fishing gear of all those
who are going to be "raptured" tomorrow. Just respond via email. ;-)

So, there's no flyfishing in Heaven?

Why am I not surprised..

personaobscura wrote in
:

On Fri, 20 May 2011 10:51:43 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

I'd be happy to give a home to the fly fishing gear of all those
who are going to be "raptured" tomorrow. Just respond via email. ;-)

So, there's no flyfishing in Heaven?

Why am I not surprised..


HAHAHAHA,

I prefer to do the Oral Roberts thing to the "Opiate of the Masses" group,
tell everyone GOD is going to kill you unless you recieve One Million
Dollars!!!!!

HH.

(Any comments Green Teeth???)

On May 20, 2:50*pm, personaobscura
wrote:
On Fri, 20 May 2011 10:51:43 -0500, Ken Fortenberry

wrote:
I'd be happy to give a home to the fly fishing gear of all those
who are going to be "raptured" tomorrow. Just respond via email. ;-)

So, there's no flyfishing in Heaven?

Why am I not surprised..

Because you're not very bright.

g.

On May 20, 6:58*pm, ScovilleUnit wrote:
personaobscura wrote :

On Fri, 20 May 2011 10:51:43 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

I'd be happy to give a home to the fly fishing gear of all those
who are going to be "raptured" tomorrow. Just respond via email. ;-)

So, there's no flyfishing in Heaven?

Why am I not surprised..

HAHAHAHA,

I prefer to do the Oral Roberts thing to the "Opiate of the Masses" group, *
tell everyone GOD is going to kill you unless you recieve One Million
Dollars!!!!!

HH.

(Any comments Green Teeth???)

moron.

g.

On Fri, 20 May 2011 19:34:58 -0700 (PDT), Giles wrote:

On May 20, 2:50*pm, personaobscura
wrote:
On Fri, 20 May 2011 10:51:43 -0500, Ken Fortenberry

wrote:
I'd be happy to give a home to the fly fishing gear of all those
who are going to be "raptured" tomorrow. Just respond via email. ;-)

So, there's no flyfishing in Heaven?

Why am I not surprised..

Because you're not very bright.

g.

So, if I was very bright, I would have been surprised?

Not sure that makes any sense at all, but then again, I'm not very bright.

On May 21, 8:39*am, personaobscura
wrote:
On Fri, 20 May 2011 19:34:58 -0700 (PDT), Giles wrote:
On May 20, 2:50*pm, personaobscura
wrote:
On Fri, 20 May 2011 10:51:43 -0500, Ken Fortenberry

wrote:
I'd be happy to give a home to the fly fishing gear of all those
who are going to be "raptured" tomorrow. Just respond via email. ;-)

So, there's no flyfishing in Heaven?

Why am I not surprised..

Because you're not very bright.

g.

So, if I was very bright, I would have been surprised?

Maybe. Maybe not. No way to tell. Your question was not, "What
would happen or not happen if I was very bright?" It was, "Why am I
not surprised?" I answered the question YOU ASKED. If you want me to
answer questions you have not yet asked, you might want to start by
asking me to answer questions you have not asked. On the other hand,
I can supply random answers.....if we can get a quorum together and
vote on it. For that matter, I can do that without a quorum.....or
anyone else's permission, assent, consent, approval,
approbation......or even knowledge, for that matter.

Is that what you'd like me to do?

Anyone else have an opinion they'd like to share on this matter of
great social significance?

Not sure that makes any sense at all,

That's because you're not very bright.

but then again, I'm not very bright.

Ipso fatso.

g.
who confesses that he finds these agreeable discussions ever so much
more frutiful and satisfying than the usual contentious bull**** that
swamps this cesspit.

Giles wrote in
:

On May 20, 6:58*pm, ScovilleUnit wrote:
personaobscura wrote
innews:eehdt6l6vgrh0km
:

On Fri, 20 May 2011 10:51:43 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

I'd be happy to give a home to the fly fishing gear of all those
who are going to be "raptured" tomorrow. Just respond via email.
;-)

So, there's no flyfishing in Heaven?

Why am I not surprised..

HAHAHAHA,

I prefer to do the Oral Roberts thing to the "Opiate of the Masses"
group
, *
tell everyone GOD is going to kill you unless you recieve One Million
Dollars!!!!!

HH.

(Any comments Green Teeth???)

moron.

g.

LOL..............

HH.

On May 21, 11:38*pm, ScovilleUnit wrote:
Giles wrote :





On May 20, 6:58*pm, ScovilleUnit wrote:
personaobscura wrote
innews:eehdt6l6vgrh0km
:

On Fri, 20 May 2011 10:51:43 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

I'd be happy to give a home to the fly fishing gear of all those
who are going to be "raptured" tomorrow. Just respond via email.
;-)

So, there's no flyfishing in Heaven?

Why am I not surprised..

HAHAHAHA,

I prefer to do the Oral Roberts thing to the "Opiate of the Masses"
group
, *
tell everyone GOD is going to kill you unless you recieve One Million
Dollars!!!!!

HH.

(Any comments Green Teeth???)

moron.

g.

LOL..............

HH.

moron.

g.

On 05/20/2011 08:51 AM, Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I'd be happy to give a home to the fly fishing gear of all those
who are going to be "raptured" tomorrow. Just respond via email. ;-)


There was nothing in scripture to support their claim to knowing the
date of the rapture. Jesus Himself said He did not know the date, only
the Father... If some preacher claims to know what Jesus does not..?

Kinda thin ice, there.

Me? I just want to fish some of the nymphs I tied over the winter. I had
some luck already with a #16 brassie and had fresh trout for dinner.

OK, it was only a stocked 9 1/2 inch rainbow, but it was a trout.

Served up with rice cooked in chicken stock, and green beans.
And a squeeze of fresh lemon juice.

'Cause on the way back home with a dead trout in a plastic grocery bag
in the back seat, I decided to buy a lemon.

Yeah, we fly-fishermen are just plain weird that way. Who else has ever
had to vacuum muskrat fur out of their living-room carpets?