Nuts......and other things

On May 25, 6:44*pm, D. LaCourse wrote:
On 2011-05-25 18:54:00 -0400, Giles said:





On May 25, 4:30*pm, Gary Fredrickson
wrote:

Wow. What an incredible d-bag!

Don't know any of you folks, but I know two people I'd have a beer with,
and
one guy who'd have to pay me to **** that beer on him if he was on fi
re.

I'd say if only the d-bag is whining, this Giles person should keep on po
sting
his prose. Maybe the group would be d-bag free (one can only hope!)

GF

The funny thing is that the pig doesn't give a damn about mine.....or
anyone else's.....prose style. *In fact, it wouldn't know a prose
style if it jumped up and bit him on the ass.....as has happened here
many times. *All it understands is fuel for the rage.

Meanwhile, I write the way I do (actually, the
ways.....plural.....that I do) because it amuses me to watch the ****-
weasels writhe. *The content is what it is.....it doesn't care. *And
impressing anyone here is a goal that some may aspire to.....and
that's even funnier.

There are two kinds of people in this world; those who know who they
are.....and those who are driven to distraction by the realization,
however dim. *And that is funnier yet.

giles

Help..... Jeffie and wayno. *Giles is picking on me again. *Help. *
Can't you feel the hate? *The RAGE? *Help........

For the record, I love prose. *But, I see no reason for your verbose
boring ridiculous style on a fly fishing forum. *Otoh,
alt.prose.postmortem is just your style. *Entertain them with your
chestnuts and non-fishing crap!

OTT, be well. *smile *(Really!)

Davey

moron.

liar.

pig.

g.

On Wed, 25 May 2011 19:44:40 -0400, D. LaCourse wrote:

On 2011-05-25 18:54:00 -0400, Giles said:

On May 25, 4:30*pm, Gary Fredrickson
wrote:

Wow. What an incredible d-bag!

Don't know any of you folks, but I know two people I'd have a beer with,
and
one guy who'd have to pay me to **** that beer on him if he was on fi
re.

I'd say if only the d-bag is whining, this Giles person should keep on po
sting
his prose. Maybe the group would be d-bag free (one can only hope!)

GF

The funny thing is that the pig doesn't give a damn about mine.....or
anyone else's.....prose style. In fact, it wouldn't know a prose
style if it jumped up and bit him on the ass.....as has happened here
many times. All it understands is fuel for the rage.

Meanwhile, I write the way I do (actually, the
ways.....plural.....that I do) because it amuses me to watch the ****-
weasels writhe. The content is what it is.....it doesn't care. And
impressing anyone here is a goal that some may aspire to.....and
that's even funnier.

There are two kinds of people in this world; those who know who they
are.....and those who are driven to distraction by the realization,
however dim. And that is funnier yet.

giles

Help..... Jeffie and wayno. Giles is picking on me again. Help.
Can't you feel the hate? The RAGE? Help........

For the record, I love prose. But, I see no reason for your verbose
boring ridiculous style on a fly fishing forum. Otoh,
alt.prose.postmortem is just your style. Entertain them with your
chestnuts and non-fishing crap!

OTT, be well. smile (Really!)

Davey

And dripping with sincerity, no doubt.

I've only been randomly following this group for a couple of years, but best
as I can tell, you are the only poster who seems hell bent to make a colossal
ass out of himself by repeatedly playing the "he hate me" card.

As much as you seem to be held in low regard (I imagine there must be some
history behind that) I doubt anyone here actually hates you.

You really ought to grow up and get over yourself.

GF

On 2011-05-26 09:43:35 -0400, Gary Fredrickson
said:

On Wed, 25 May 2011 19:44:40 -0400, D. LaCourse wrote:

On 2011-05-25 18:54:00 -0400, Giles said:

On May 25, 4:30*pm, Gary Fredrickson
wrote:

Wow. What an incredible d-bag!

Don't know any of you folks, but I know two people I'd have a beer with,
and
one guy who'd have to pay me to **** that beer on him if he was on fi
re.

I'd say if only the d-bag is whining, this Giles person should keep on po
sting
his prose. Maybe the group would be d-bag free (one can only hope!)

GF

The funny thing is that the pig doesn't give a damn about mine.....or
anyone else's.....prose style. In fact, it wouldn't know a prose
style if it jumped up and bit him on the ass.....as has happened here
many times. All it understands is fuel for the rage.

Meanwhile, I write the way I do (actually, the
ways.....plural.....that I do) because it amuses me to watch the ****-
weasels writhe. The content is what it is.....it doesn't care. And
impressing anyone here is a goal that some may aspire to.....and
that's even funnier.

There are two kinds of people in this world; those who know who they
are.....and those who are driven to distraction by the realization,
however dim. And that is funnier yet.

giles

Help..... Jeffie and wayno. Giles is picking on me again. Help.
Can't you feel the hate? The RAGE? Help........

For the record, I love prose. But, I see no reason for your verbose
boring ridiculous style on a fly fishing forum. Otoh,
alt.prose.postmortem is just your style. Entertain them with your
chestnuts and non-fishing crap!

OTT, be well. smile (Really!)

Davey

And dripping with sincerity, no doubt.

I've only been randomly following this group for a couple of years, but best
as I can tell, you are the only poster who seems hell bent to make a colossal
ass out of himself by repeatedly playing the "he hate me" card.

As much as you seem to be held in low regard (I imagine there must be some
history behind that) I doubt anyone here actually hates you.

You really ought to grow up and get over yourself.

GF

And you really ought to get a REAL life instead of being a sock puppet.

Davey

Hey, Gary. When's the last time you posted something about fishing on
this forum? When's the last time you posted *anything* on this forum?

You want hate, Gary, read lots of wolfgang stuff over the years.
Wishing me dead! Glad my nephew was killed in Iraq. Really! He
celebrated my nephew's death. We are all capable of hate, but wishing
someone's death and celebrating another's is beyond the pale.

Oh, I forgot....... you are already aware of all that, what with being
a sock and all.

POS!

Davey

On 05/24/2011 08:33 PM, Giles wrote:
Rumor has it that there are still a few chestnuts around that have not
yet been planted and are still viable. Maybe so. But it's hard to
believe given the late killing frost last year, the bizarre behavior
of the chestnuts (nearly all of which dropped their seed from the
still attached burrs), and the consequent paucity of collected seed.
In any case, the whereabouts of the rumored seed is a deep mystery
whose solution seems unlikely given that a seat cushion for one of the
deck chairs (which, it should hardly require stating, is considerably
larger than a chestnut.....regardless of species) remains MIA three
weeks or more after its disappearance. No ransom note has as yet been
received.....or even so much as hinted at.

So we turn our attention elsewhere. Today was spent mostly in pruning
a mixed bag of conifers lining a hundred yard long stretch of the
driveway and in disposing of the detritus. Much of it was
chipped.....until it was discovered that the chipper had a major
hydraulic leak. The rest was burned. And a lively blaze it was,
indeed.

Alas, there is just so much killage and burnage that is justifiable
(despite liberal tolereances) in a given day. So the early evening
hours were spent in planting herbs (arugula, basil, cilantro, mint and
oregano) and sunflowers. Yes, we are aware that arugula qualifies as
an herb only by virtue of liberal definitions.....but we really don't
give a **** about that.

The plan is for the sunflowers to form a rampart around the deck which
will forestall the need for early feeder intervention in the late
summer and through the fall. They are also pretty. This doesn't hurt
at all. Larry is dubious. This is synonymous with "Larry has never
done this." This is pretty much a working definition of synonymy.

He'll change his mind when he sees the sunflowers.

Meanwhile, the mower, the chipper, the chainsaws, the gator, the log-
splitter, and all of the other power equipment is in serious need of
professional service......isn't that EXACTLY what I was saying all
****in' winter long??!!

Yes, it is.

But.....

But **** still keeps growing at a stupefying rate. Green is
everywhere. Each hour of sunlight puts on more wood than was burned
throughout the past six months.

Fecundity on an obscene scale. It boggles the mind.

giles
who would grow squash, beans, corn, tomatoes, potatoes and other such
truck but for the fact that he can get it for free from others who
grow more than they can sell or legally dump......and the asparagus,
dandelions, violets, day lilies, morels, fiddleheads, berries (of
various sorts) and sundry other goodies are free for the taking
without so much as a by your leave wherever found.

things could be worse.

Well, that's all just fine and dandy, but who in their right mind would
plant cilantro on purpose. OK, I planted cilantro, but she made me.

Russell

Who thinks that weed tastes just like a bar of soap.

On May 26, 8:43*am, Gary Fredrickson
wrote:
On Wed, 25 May 2011 19:44:40 -0400, D. LaCourse wrote:
On 2011-05-25 18:54:00 -0400, Giles said:

On May 25, 4:30*pm, Gary Fredrickson
wrote:

Wow. What an incredible d-bag!

Don't know any of you folks, but I know two people I'd have a beer with,
and
one guy who'd have to pay me to **** that beer on him if he was on fi
re.

I'd say if only the d-bag is whining, this Giles person should keep on po
sting
his prose. Maybe the group would be d-bag free (one can only hope!)

GF

The funny thing is that the pig doesn't give a damn about mine.....or
anyone else's.....prose style. *In fact, it wouldn't know a prose
style if it jumped up and bit him on the ass.....as has happened here
many times. *All it understands is fuel for the rage.

Meanwhile, I write the way I do (actually, the
ways.....plural.....that I do) because it amuses me to watch the ****-
weasels writhe. *The content is what it is.....it doesn't care. *And
impressing anyone here is a goal that some may aspire to.....and
that's even funnier.

There are two kinds of people in this world; those who know who they
are.....and those who are driven to distraction by the realization,
however dim. *And that is funnier yet.

giles

Help..... Jeffie and wayno. *Giles is picking on me again. *Help. *
Can't you feel the hate? *The RAGE? *Help........

For the record, I love prose. *But, I see no reason for your verbose
boring ridiculous style on a fly fishing forum. *Otoh,
alt.prose.postmortem is just your style. *Entertain them with your
chestnuts and non-fishing crap!

OTT, be well. *smile *(Really!)

Davey

And dripping with sincerity, no doubt.

I've only been randomly following this group for a couple of years, but best
as I can tell, you are the only poster who seems hell bent to make a colossal
ass out of himself by repeatedly playing the "he hate me" card.

As much as you seem to be held in low regard (I imagine there must be some
history behind that) I doubt anyone here actually hates you.

You really ought to grow up and get over yourself.

GF

What's interesting is not so much that one recognizes the pig for what
it is (most do), but that one says so in no uncertain terms (most
won't). It goes on (breathing as well as spreading its filth) because
of some sort of widespread (and grossly misplaced.....at
least.....more likely unexamined) sense of public propriety. Many an
infamous despot was nurtured on such reprehensible naievity. Not to
say that this particular ****-weasel could ever dream of rising to
such depths.....but bad habits have a way of perpetuating themselves
through the generations.

And, no, it will never grow up. We can only hope that it......and a
couple of billion just like it.....will grow extinct.

g.
who, truth be told, has never held out much hope for the curative
powers of extinction.

On May 26, 1:45*pm, D. LaCourse wrote:
On 2011-05-26 09:43:35 -0400, Gary Fredrickson
said:





On Wed, 25 May 2011 19:44:40 -0400, D. LaCourse wrote:

On 2011-05-25 18:54:00 -0400, Giles said:

On May 25, 4:30 pm, Gary Fredrickson
wrote:

Wow. What an incredible d-bag!

Don't know any of you folks, but I know two people I'd have a beer with,
and
one guy who'd have to pay me to **** that beer on him if he was on fi
re.

I'd say if only the d-bag is whining, this Giles person should keep on po
sting
his prose. Maybe the group would be d-bag free (one can only hope!)

GF

The funny thing is that the pig doesn't give a damn about mine.....or
anyone else's.....prose style. *In fact, it wouldn't know a prose
style if it jumped up and bit him on the ass.....as has happened here
many times. *All it understands is fuel for the rage.

Meanwhile, I write the way I do (actually, the
ways.....plural.....that I do) because it amuses me to watch the ****-
weasels writhe. *The content is what it is.....it doesn't care. *And
impressing anyone here is a goal that some may aspire to.....and
that's even funnier.

There are two kinds of people in this world; those who know who they
are.....and those who are driven to distraction by the realization,
however dim. *And that is funnier yet.

giles

Help..... Jeffie and wayno. *Giles is picking on me again. *Help.
Can't you feel the hate? *The RAGE? *Help........

For the record, I love prose. *But, I see no reason for your verbose
boring ridiculous style on a fly fishing forum. *Otoh,
alt.prose.postmortem is just your style. *Entertain them with your
chestnuts and non-fishing crap!

OTT, be well. *smile *(Really!)

Davey

And dripping with sincerity, no doubt.

I've only been randomly following this group for a couple of years, but best
as I can tell, you are the only poster who seems hell bent to make a colossal
ass out of himself by repeatedly playing the "he hate me" card.

As much as you seem to be held in low regard (I imagine there must be some
history behind that) I doubt anyone here actually hates you.

You really ought to grow up and get over yourself.

GF

And you really ought to get a REAL life instead of being a sock puppet.

Davey

moron.

pig.

g.

On May 26, 2:02*pm, D. LaCourse wrote:
Hey, Gary. *When's the last time you posted something about fishing on
this forum? *When's the last time you posted *anything* on this forum?

You want hate, Gary, read lots of wolfgang stuff over the years. *
Wishing me dead! *Glad my nephew was killed in Iraq. *Really! *He
celebrated my nephew's death. *We are all capable of hate, but wishing
someone's death and celebrating another's is beyond the pale.

Oh, I forgot....... you are already aware of all that, what with being
a sock and all.

POS!

Davey

Actually, there WAS one person happy about your nephew's demise.....he
who shared the glad tidings and basked in the reflected glory.

You sick, sick piece of ****.

g.
who (and i guess this is what you get for reading pratchett) sometimes
wonders......haven't we been over all this before?

On May 26, 2:21*pm, "Russell D." wrote:
On 05/24/2011 08:33 PM, Giles wrote:





Rumor has it that there are still a few chestnuts around that have not
yet been planted and are still viable. *Maybe so. *But it's hard to
believe given the late killing frost last year, the bizarre behavior
of the chestnuts (nearly all of which dropped their seed from the
still attached burrs), and the consequent paucity of collected seed.
In any case, the whereabouts of the rumored seed is a deep mystery
whose solution seems unlikely given that a seat cushion for one of the
deck chairs (which, it should hardly require stating, is considerably
larger than a chestnut.....regardless of species) remains MIA three
weeks or more after its disappearance. *No ransom note has as yet been
received.....or even so much as hinted at.

So we turn our attention elsewhere. *Today was spent mostly in pruning
a mixed bag of conifers lining a hundred yard long stretch of the
driveway and in disposing of the detritus. *Much of it was
chipped.....until it was discovered that the chipper had a major
hydraulic leak. *The rest was burned. *And a lively blaze it was,
indeed.

Alas, there is just so much killage and burnage that is justifiable
(despite liberal tolereances) in a given day. *So the early evening
hours were spent in planting herbs (arugula, basil, cilantro, mint and
oregano) and sunflowers. *Yes, we are aware that arugula qualifies as
an herb only by virtue of liberal definitions.....but we really don't
give a **** about that.

The plan is for the sunflowers to form a rampart around the deck which
will forestall the need for early feeder intervention in the late
summer and through the fall. *They are also pretty. *This doesn't hurt
at all. *Larry is dubious. *This is synonymous with "Larry has never
done this." *This is pretty much a working definition of synonymy.

He'll change his mind when he sees the sunflowers.

Meanwhile, the mower, the chipper, the chainsaws, the gator, the log-
splitter, and all of the other power equipment is in serious need of
professional service......isn't that EXACTLY what I was saying all
****in' winter long??!!

Yes, it is.

But.....

But **** still keeps growing at a stupefying rate. *Green is
everywhere. *Each hour of sunlight puts on more wood than was burned
throughout the past six months.

Fecundity on an obscene scale. *It boggles the mind.

giles
who would grow squash, beans, corn, tomatoes, potatoes and other such
truck but for the fact that he can get it for free from others who
grow more than they can sell or legally dump......and the asparagus,
dandelions, violets, day lilies, morels, fiddleheads, berries (of
various sorts) and sundry other goodies are free for the taking
without so much as a by your leave wherever found.

things could be worse.

Well, that's all just fine and dandy, but who in their right mind would
plant cilantro on purpose. OK, I planted cilantro, but she made me.

It's easier if you think of it as the vegetative portion of coriander.

Russell

Who thinks that weed tastes just like a bar of soap.

EXACTLY my first (and second and third and fourth.....) impression of
cilantro.

giles
who confesses that he wasn't exactly enamored on first encounter with
coffee, beer, wine, whisky.....or brussells sprouts.

Russell D. typed:
snip
Well, that's all just fine and dandy, but who in their right mind
would plant cilantro on purpose.

Me. I LOVE the stuff. Almost everything tastes better with cilantro, and
salsa would just be tomato sauce without it.

OK, I planted cilantro, but she made me.

I like her - who is she?
--
TL,
Tim