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Old March 3rd, 2012, 02:53 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
JR[_5_]
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A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the
Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling
coach came to Ole and said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've
done on this Russian.. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel'
hold he has". Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If
he does, you're finished'. Ole nodded in acknowledgment.

As the match started, Ole and the Russian circled each other several
times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged
forward, grabbing Ole and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A
sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the coach buried his
face in his hands...

Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the coach
raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the
air. His back hit the mat with a thud and Ole collapsed on top of him
making the pin and winning the match. The crowd went crazy. The coach
was astounded.

When he got his wrestler alone, he asked, "How did you ever get out of
that hold? No one has ever done it before!"

Ole answered, "Vell, I vas ready to give up ven he got me in dat hold,
but at da last moment, I opened my eyes and saw dis pair of testicles
right in front of my face...I had nuttin' to lose so wid my last ounce
of strength I stretched out my neck and bit dose babies just as hard as
I could."

So the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"

"Vel not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get ven you bite your
own nuts!"

- JR
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Old March 4th, 2012, 11:42 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Frank Reid © 2010
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On Mar 2, 7:53*pm, JR wrote:
A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the
Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling
coach came to Ole and said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've
done on this Russian.. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel'
hold he has". Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If
he does, you're finished'. Ole nodded in acknowledgment.

As the match started, Ole and the Russian circled each other several
times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged
forward, grabbing Ole and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A
sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the coach buried his
face in his hands...

Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the coach
raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the
air. His back hit the mat with a thud and Ole collapsed on top of him
making the pin and winning the match. The crowd went crazy. The coach
was astounded.

When he got his wrestler alone, he asked, "How did you ever get out of
that hold? No one has ever done it before!"

Ole answered, "Vell, I vas ready to give up ven he got me in dat hold,
but at da last moment, I opened my eyes and saw dis pair of testicles
right in front of my face...I had nuttin' to lose so wid my last ounce
of strength I stretched out my neck and bit dose babies just as hard as
I could."

So the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"

"Vel not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get ven you bite your
own nuts!"

- JR


:-)
Frank Reid
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Old March 7th, 2012, 01:37 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Giles
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Default OT (as if it matters anymore....)

On Mar 2, 7:53*pm, JR wrote:
A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the
Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling
coach came to Ole and said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've
done on this Russian.. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel'
hold he has". Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If
he does, you're finished'. Ole nodded in acknowledgment.

As the match started, Ole and the Russian circled each other several
times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged
forward, grabbing Ole and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A
sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the coach buried his
face in his hands...

Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the coach
raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the
air. His back hit the mat with a thud and Ole collapsed on top of him
making the pin and winning the match. The crowd went crazy. The coach
was astounded.

When he got his wrestler alone, he asked, "How did you ever get out of
that hold? No one has ever done it before!"

Ole answered, "Vell, I vas ready to give up ven he got me in dat hold,
but at da last moment, I opened my eyes and saw dis pair of testicles
right in front of my face...I had nuttin' to lose so wid my last ounce
of strength I stretched out my neck and bit dose babies just as hard as
I could."

So the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"

"Vel not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get ven you bite your
own nuts!"

- JR


Used ta was a strong philosophical school hereabouts. Says something
about the practicality of philosphical schools.

giles
look before you chew, ainna?
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Old March 31st, 2012, 05:04 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
ScovilleUnit
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Giles wrote in news:d20defb7-3604-46f0-8799-
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On Mar 2, 7:53*pm, JR wrote:
giles




look before you chew, Giles?

Yea, you wouldn't want to bite any dick heads off!!



 




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