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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest
this is true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of
northern pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like
ammonia. I don't buy it anymore.

its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys

Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through
their skin. Some places sell it as "swordfish".

as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions

Hmmm... I did not know that.

neither did i until i started having my own fish tanks and trying
to breed fish

I used to have aquariums all over the house. I'm thinking about
getting another one. I like sal****er aquariums, but they're too
much trouble.

they aren't that bad to keep now ,
they have this stuff called instant ocean ,
its like a box of splenda and once you get the ph set ,
its all good you just check it and add instant ocean as needed ,
only set back is you need a 35 gallon tank or bigger

You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have to
replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank which
worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles.


its not like that any more but if its too much ,
get a fresh water tank and put a dozen guppies in it


I'd probably get a bunch of cichlids. Maybe angel fish and discus, or
oscars. I used to have a foot-long arowana which was pretty cool.
I've also had piranhas, but probably wouldn't mess with them again.


those fish are a lot of up keep ,
i was going for food for them like every three days ,
a dozen gold fish for a buck
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest
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Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of
northern pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like
ammonia. I don't buy it anymore.

its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys

Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through
their skin. Some places sell it as "swordfish".

as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions

Hmmm... I did not know that.

neither did i until i started having my own fish tanks and trying
to breed fish

I used to have aquariums all over the house. I'm thinking about
getting another one. I like sal****er aquariums, but they're too
much trouble.

they aren't that bad to keep now ,
they have this stuff called instant ocean ,
its like a box of splenda and once you get the ph set ,
its all good you just check it and add instant ocean as needed ,
only set back is you need a 35 gallon tank or bigger

You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have to
replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank which
worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles.

its not like that any more but if its too much ,
get a fresh water tank and put a dozen guppies in it


I'd probably get a bunch of cichlids. Maybe angel fish and discus, or
oscars. I used to have a foot-long arowana which was pretty cool.
I've also had piranhas, but probably wouldn't mess with them again.


those fish are a lot of up keep ,
i was going for food for them like every three days ,
a dozen gold fish for a buck


Yup, you have to buy feeders all the time. Same with oscars.

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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
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Copyright 2013
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My poor people skills??? You sir, are ****ed in the head."
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest
this is true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of
northern pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like
ammonia. I don't buy it anymore.

its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys

Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through
their skin. Some places sell it as "swordfish".

as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions

Hmmm... I did not know that.

neither did i until i started having my own fish tanks and
trying to breed fish

I used to have aquariums all over the house. I'm thinking about
getting another one. I like sal****er aquariums, but they're
too much trouble.

they aren't that bad to keep now ,
they have this stuff called instant ocean ,
its like a box of splenda and once you get the ph set ,
its all good you just check it and add instant ocean as needed ,
only set back is you need a 35 gallon tank or bigger

You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have
to replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank
which worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles.

its not like that any more but if its too much ,
get a fresh water tank and put a dozen guppies in it

I'd probably get a bunch of cichlids. Maybe angel fish and discus,
or oscars. I used to have a foot-long arowana which was pretty
cool. I've also had piranhas, but probably wouldn't mess with them
again.


those fish are a lot of up keep ,
i was going for food for them like every three days ,
a dozen gold fish for a buck


Yup, you have to buy feeders all the time. Same with oscars.


i just remembered , then there's the battle cat ,
you may as well just forget any type of tank idea
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Michael Lalonde wrote:
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M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of
northern pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like
ammonia. I don't buy it anymore.

its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys

Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through
their skin. Some places sell it as "swordfish".

as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions

Hmmm... I did not know that.

neither did i until i started having my own fish tanks and
trying to breed fish

I used to have aquariums all over the house. I'm thinking about
getting another one. I like sal****er aquariums, but they're
too much trouble.

they aren't that bad to keep now ,
they have this stuff called instant ocean ,
its like a box of splenda and once you get the ph set ,
its all good you just check it and add instant ocean as needed ,
only set back is you need a 35 gallon tank or bigger

You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have
to replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank
which worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles.

its not like that any more but if its too much ,
get a fresh water tank and put a dozen guppies in it

I'd probably get a bunch of cichlids. Maybe angel fish and discus,
or oscars. I used to have a foot-long arowana which was pretty
cool. I've also had piranhas, but probably wouldn't mess with them
again.

those fish are a lot of up keep ,
i was going for food for them like every three days ,
a dozen gold fish for a buck


Yup, you have to buy feeders all the time. Same with oscars.


i just remembered , then there's the battle cat ,
you may as well just forget any type of tank idea


She'll trip on it, but I can set it up so she can't get into it. The
fish might not like it, though.

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright 2013
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My poor people skills??? You sir, are ****ed in the head."
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can
attest this is true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of
northern pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they
do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product
and , they don't **** as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like
ammonia. I don't buy it anymore.

its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys

Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through
their skin. Some places sell it as "swordfish".

as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions

Hmmm... I did not know that.

neither did i until i started having my own fish tanks and
trying to breed fish

I used to have aquariums all over the house. I'm thinking
about getting another one. I like sal****er aquariums, but
they're too much trouble.

they aren't that bad to keep now ,
they have this stuff called instant ocean ,
its like a box of splenda and once you get the ph set ,
its all good you just check it and add instant ocean as needed
, only set back is you need a 35 gallon tank or bigger

You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have
to replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank
which worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the
hassles.

its not like that any more but if its too much ,
get a fresh water tank and put a dozen guppies in it

I'd probably get a bunch of cichlids. Maybe angel fish and
discus, or oscars. I used to have a foot-long arowana which was
pretty cool. I've also had piranhas, but probably wouldn't mess
with them again.

those fish are a lot of up keep ,
i was going for food for them like every three days ,
a dozen gold fish for a buck

Yup, you have to buy feeders all the time. Same with oscars.


i just remembered , then there's the battle cat ,
you may as well just forget any type of tank idea


She'll trip on it, but I can set it up so she can't get into it. The
fish might not like it, though.


one of my cats sits right on the tank canopy
 




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