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What is black, 12 inches long and makes women scream at night?



 
 
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Old December 10th, 2013, 04:52 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.boats,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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Default What is black, 12 inches long and makes women scream at night?

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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
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"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message ...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles

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Old December 10th, 2013, 05:02 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.boats,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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Default What is black, 12 inches long and makes women scream at night?

Michael Lalonde wrote:
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
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One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles


pike tastes awful
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Old December 10th, 2013, 05:24 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.boats,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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Default What is black, 12 inches long and makes women scream at night?

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Michael Lalonde wrote:
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles


pike tastes awful


I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

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Old December 10th, 2013, 05:31 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.boats,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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Michael Lalonde wrote:
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles


pike tastes awful


I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.


i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do
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Old December 10th, 2013, 05:38 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.boats,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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Michael Lalonde wrote:
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful


I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.


i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do


If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

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My poor people skills??? You sir, are ****ed in the head."
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Old December 10th, 2013, 05:45 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.boats,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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On Tue, 10 Dec 2013 10:02:55 -0700, % put forth the notion that:



Michael Lalonde wrote:
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.


i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do


If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.


no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it
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Old December 10th, 2013, 05:58 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.boats,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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On Tue, 10 Dec 2013 10:02:55 -0700, % put forth the notion that:



Michael Lalonde wrote:
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do


If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.


no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it


I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like ammonia. I
don't buy it anymore.

--
Checkmate
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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright 2013
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My poor people skills??? You sir, are ****ed in the head."
-Emmett Gulley
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Old December 10th, 2013, 06:05 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.boats,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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On Tue, 10 Dec 2013 10:02:55 -0700, % put forth the notion that:



Michael Lalonde wrote:
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is
true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.


no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it


I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like ammonia. I
don't buy it anymore.


its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys
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Old December 10th, 2013, 06:06 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.boats,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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On Tue, 10 Dec 2013 10:02:55 -0700, % put forth the notion that:



Michael Lalonde wrote:
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is
true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it


I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like ammonia. I
don't buy it anymore.


its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys


Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through their skin.
Some places sell it as "swordfish".

--
Checkmate
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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright 2013
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My poor people skills??? You sir, are ****ed in the head."
-Emmett Gulley
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Old December 10th, 2013, 06:18 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.boats,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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On Tue, 10 Dec 2013 10:02:55 -0700, % put forth the notion that:



Michael Lalonde wrote:
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is
true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like ammonia. I
don't buy it anymore.


its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys


Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through their skin.
Some places sell it as "swordfish".


as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions
 




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