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Old December 10th, 2013, 07:18 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.boats,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like ammonia. I
don't buy it anymore.

its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys


Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through their skin.
Some places sell it as "swordfish".


as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions


Hmmm... I did not know that.

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M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern
pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like ammonia.
I don't buy it anymore.

its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys

Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through their
skin. Some places sell it as "swordfish".


as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions


Hmmm... I did not know that.


neither did i until i started having my own fish tanks and trying to breed
fish

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Old December 10th, 2013, 07:51 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.boats,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern
pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like ammonia.
I don't buy it anymore.

its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys

Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through their
skin. Some places sell it as "swordfish".

as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions


Hmmm... I did not know that.


neither did i until i started having my own fish tanks and trying to breed
fish


I used to have aquariums all over the house. I'm thinking about getting
another one. I like sal****er aquariums, but they're too much trouble.

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2013
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My poor people skills??? You sir, are ****ed in the head."
-Emmett Gulley
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this
is true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern
pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like
ammonia. I don't buy it anymore.

its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys

Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through their
skin. Some places sell it as "swordfish".

as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions

Hmmm... I did not know that.


neither did i until i started having my own fish tanks and trying to
breed fish


I used to have aquariums all over the house. I'm thinking about
getting another one. I like sal****er aquariums, but they're too
much trouble.


they aren't that bad to keep now ,
they have this stuff called instant ocean ,
its like a box of splenda and once you get the ph set ,
its all good you just check it and add instant ocean as needed ,
only set back is you need a 35 gallon tank or bigger
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Old December 10th, 2013, 11:32 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.boats,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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Michael Lalonde wrote:
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this
is true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern
pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like
ammonia. I don't buy it anymore.

its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys

Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through their
skin. Some places sell it as "swordfish".

as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions

Hmmm... I did not know that.

neither did i until i started having my own fish tanks and trying to
breed fish


I used to have aquariums all over the house. I'm thinking about
getting another one. I like sal****er aquariums, but they're too
much trouble.


they aren't that bad to keep now ,
they have this stuff called instant ocean ,
its like a box of splenda and once you get the ph set ,
its all good you just check it and add instant ocean as needed ,
only set back is you need a 35 gallon tank or bigger


You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have to
replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank which
worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles.

--
Checkmate
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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2013
all rights reserved

My poor people skills??? You sir, are ****ed in the head."
-Emmett Gulley
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Old December 10th, 2013, 11:46 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.boats,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have to
replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank which
worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles.



Idiot! Nitrate levels are due to decomposing fecal matter from the
critters in the tank. What you need is more snails which clean the
algae off the glass as well as consume the fecal matter.

--
Sir Gregory






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Michael Lalonde wrote:
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this
is true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern
pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like
ammonia. I don't buy it anymore.

its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys

Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through their
skin. Some places sell it as "swordfish".

as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions

Hmmm... I did not know that.

neither did i until i started having my own fish tanks and trying
to breed fish

I used to have aquariums all over the house. I'm thinking about
getting another one. I like sal****er aquariums, but they're too
much trouble.


they aren't that bad to keep now ,
they have this stuff called instant ocean ,
its like a box of splenda and once you get the ph set ,
its all good you just check it and add instant ocean as needed ,
only set back is you need a 35 gallon tank or bigger


You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have to
replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank which
worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles.


its not like that any more but if its too much ,
get a fresh water tank and put a dozen guppies in it
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Old December 10th, 2013, 11:51 PM posted to alt.usenet.kooks,rec.boats,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· wrote:
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You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have to
replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank which
worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles.



Idiot! Nitrate levels are due to decomposing fecal matter from the
critters in the tank. What you need is more snails which clean the
algae off the glass as well as consume the fecal matter.


you should put some of those up your ass

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Old December 11th, 2013, 01:30 AM posted to alt.checkmate,alt.usenet.kooks,rec.boats,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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"Checkmate" wrote in message
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You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have to
replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank which
worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles.



Idiot! Nitrate levels are due to decomposing fecal matter from the
critters in the tank. What you need is more snails which clean the
algae off the glass as well as consume the fecal matter.


No, stupid. The nitrate levels are kept in check by bacteria in the
crushed shell substrate, and also in the filter medium. If you don't
know what the **** you're talking about, kindly shut your cock sucker.

--
Checkmate
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Michael Lalonde wrote:
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As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this
is true.

Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
M&K Mining Int


"Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
...

One of my canadian ****s after I eat a bunch of northern
pike.

toodles

pike tastes awful

I'll bet pike ****s are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike **** or not i don't think they do

If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't **** as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like
ammonia. I don't buy it anymore.

its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys

Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through their
skin. Some places sell it as "swordfish".

as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions

Hmmm... I did not know that.

neither did i until i started having my own fish tanks and trying
to breed fish

I used to have aquariums all over the house. I'm thinking about
getting another one. I like sal****er aquariums, but they're too
much trouble.

they aren't that bad to keep now ,
they have this stuff called instant ocean ,
its like a box of splenda and once you get the ph set ,
its all good you just check it and add instant ocean as needed ,
only set back is you need a 35 gallon tank or bigger


You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have to
replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank which
worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles.


its not like that any more but if its too much ,
get a fresh water tank and put a dozen guppies in it


I'd probably get a bunch of cichlids. Maybe angel fish and discus, or
oscars. I used to have a foot-long arowana which was pretty cool. I've
also had piranhas, but probably wouldn't mess with them again.

--
Checkmate
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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2013
all rights reserved

My poor people skills??? You sir, are ****ed in the head."
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