New Watch

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW

Hey folks, its up for sale and I'm asking ROFF to get together and buy it
for me. The key here is the emergency locator beacon. If I had this watch,
the ever suffering Brenda could locate my body. BONUS! If you all buy it
for me and happen to be my fishing buddy when I go under, your spouse may be
able to find your body too! Wow, a twofer!
Hey, even my daughter says "that's important! I wanna know when your dead
so I can order my new Mini Cooper S." Ah, she cares.

--
Frank Reid
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On Wed, 9 Mar 2005 18:23:23 -0500, "Frank Reid"
moc.deepselbac@diersicnarf wrote:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW

Hey folks, its up for sale and I'm asking ROFF to get together and buy it
for me. The key here is the emergency locator beacon. If I had this watch,
the ever suffering Brenda could locate my body. BONUS! If you all buy it
for me and happen to be my fishing buddy when I go under, your spouse may be
able to find your body too! Wow, a twofer!
Hey, even my daughter says "that's important! I wanna know when your dead
so I can order my new Mini Cooper S." Ah, she cares.

But don't you have to turn it on? At the speed you do things, if you
ever die of any of them (which I doubt, as you're one lucky guy), will
you have time to hit the panic button before you're dead?

I'd buy it for you, Frank, but I'm not in the class of people that can
even buy a cheap one for myself. Tell you daughter I'm sorry about
that...

Cyli
r.bc: vixen. Minnow goddess. Speaker to squirrels.
Often taunted by trout. Almost entirely harmless.

http://www.visi.com/~cyli
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On Wed, 9 Mar 2005 18:23:23 -0500, "Frank Reid" moc.deepselbac@diersicnarf
wrote:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW

Hey folks, its up for sale and I'm asking ROFF to get together and buy it
for me. The key here is the emergency locator beacon. If I had this watch,
the ever suffering Brenda could locate my body. BONUS! If you all buy it
for me and happen to be my fishing buddy when I go under, your spouse may be
able to find your body too! Wow, a twofer!

And speaking of "twofers":

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=3873569 392

Note the winner/buyer.


TC,
R

On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 12:47:33 GMT, wrote:

On Wed, 9 Mar 2005 18:23:23 -0500, "Frank Reid" moc.deepselbac@diersicnarf
wrote:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...sPageName=WDVW

Hey folks, its up for sale and I'm asking ROFF to get together and buy it
for me. The key here is the emergency locator beacon. If I had this watch,
the ever suffering Brenda could locate my body. BONUS! If you all buy it
for me and happen to be my fishing buddy when I go under, your spouse may be
able to find your body too! Wow, a twofer!

And speaking of "twofers":

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=3873569 392

Note the winner/buyer.

Actually, look at the buyer's history - he's bought ghosts and "Jesus rocks,
too....not to mention Montreal Expos crap...

TC,
R