Whay hasn't someone strangled this monkey with his own tail....?

On Jul 29, 10:12*pm, wrote:
On Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:23:09 -0500, Ken Fortenberry

wrote:
Tom Littleton wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
Wow. Threats of physical violence delivered from the safety of
your keyboard. You're a real Usenet tough guy, you are.

I served with tough guys...I know tough guys...tough guys are friends of
mine...neither of you are tough guys...



short on reading comprehension as well, I see. I was commenting on the fact
that you, the defender of the free world regarding 'racism', freely call
people who merely express a different opinion "asshole".

Yeah, good for you. You want to back away from that whole Tommy
the Terrible knocking out ****loads of teeth thing as quickly

Well, don't let his ass overload you mouth...or your ass overload his mouth, as
the case may be...

as you can.

Talk about Usenet
tough guys, you wouldn't have the balls to even come close to doing that in
person.

I would be more than happy to say anything I've ever posted here
directly to your face. We've never met, but you might want to
consult with those who have met the both of us before you get
too damn stupid on Usenet.

What are you pussies, twelve, thirteen....I've met you both, I like you both,
and frankly, if I were somehow inextricably taken of such a mood, I could kick
either or both of your asses over your shoulders back around to your kneecaps
and not break a sweat in the process...and yippee for me - who gives a flying
**** about such horse****? *IAC, I cannot imagine why two (alleged) grownups
would even post such nonsense, but hey, that's why there is chocolate....well,
you know...

I'll stand by my words. You're all talk and no balls. And frankly, your
trivializing of racism irks me.

Well, ****, girls, meet in the middle and tee it up, mono a mono, er, mano a
mano...



Your trivializing of racism irks me too. And you should consider
your words carefully before you promise to knock out ****loads
of teeth.

Oh, you silly diablillo...do either of you geriatric types actually still have a
"****load" of teeth...well, besides store-bought, anyhow....

HTH,
R
...and all related bets are covered....

Moron.

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On Jul 30, 7:10*am, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:
wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Tom Littleton wrote:
* wrote:
go easy, Rick. My point to Kennie-boy is that he says things here that he
wouldn't in person. I'll stand by that.

That's a somewhat different point than that whole ****loads
of teeth thing you were woofing about, isn't it ? You must be
a sniveling, cowardly, pathetic excuse of a man to issue threats
of violence on Usenet. I'll stand by that.

Whoa, now wait a sec...I seem to remember you and Stevie Applescreed threatening
to get medieval on each other's asses...

You're misremembering. Stevie told a fantasy tale and I
set the story straight. There never was any violence at
all and Stevie's entire fantasy was related after the
fact. This jackass Tommie is issuing threats on Usenet
not relaying some sort of pipe dream and there is nothing
that frosts my shorts more than some punk issuing threats
from his keyboard.

SNORT! [redux])

Ken Fortenberry

Idiot.

Liar.

Pansy.

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BOO!

On Jul 30, 4:00*pm, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:
rw wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
You're misremembering. Stevie told a fantasy tale and I
set the story straight.

You ran off like a little girl, not to be seen again at the Henry's Fork
Clave. Just setting the story straight.

You're a liar and a putz, but that's old news. The point is I
have never issued threats of physical violence from the keyboard.
Never.

--
Ken Fortenberry

O.k., is there ANYONE left here from five or six years ago who doesn't
think this is hilarious?

g.
c'mon, stand up and be counted.

On Jul 30, 4:06*pm, wrote:
On Fri, 30 Jul 2010 07:10:53 -0500, Ken Fortenberry





wrote:
wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Tom Littleton wrote:
* wrote:
go easy, Rick. My point to Kennie-boy is that he says things here that he
wouldn't in person. I'll stand by that.

That's a somewhat different point than that whole ****loads
of teeth thing you were woofing about, isn't it ? You must be
a sniveling, cowardly, pathetic excuse of a man to issue threats
of violence on Usenet. I'll stand by that.

Whoa, now wait a sec...I seem to remember you and Stevie Applescreed threatening
to get medieval on each other's asses...

You're misremembering. Stevie told a fantasy tale and I
set the story straight. There never was any violence at
all and Stevie's entire fantasy was related after the
fact. This jackass Tommie is issuing threats on Usenet
not relaying some sort of pipe dream and

Well, actually, no, he didn't make any threats, he said he'd knock yer teeth out
if you called him an asshole to his face. *While I find that pretty childish
stuff, it isn't a threat

there is nothing
that frosts my shorts more than some punk issuing threats
from his keyboard.

Aha..hee-hee-chortle-snicker-chuckle...SPLORK-VANG-MU-with-a-double-full-Re*id on
top...oh, geezlouisemaryonadonkey, that's funny....

Lordy, Lordy,
R

Cretin.

g.

On Jul 29, 5:46*pm, "Fred" wrote:
On 29-Jul-2010, "Tom Littleton" wrote:

*tell you right
now, call me 'asshole' to my face and you'll be looking for a ****load of
missing teeth. You're a classless, clueless and terribly pedantic bore,

If someone called me an idiot or moron or even imbecile to my face, I can
still handle myself quite well and I would kick the goat in his scrotum
If some verbose ass and classless *pedantic bore called me that in a ng -
well I would killfile the prick!

I wuz born in de Brooklyn - *No Fear here!!

BTW I would never harm a real goat, much less any animal - Ssub humans or
those who pretend to be - I have no problem *w bodily harm to them

Fred the animal lover.

Wow.

That's impressive.

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On Jul 29, 5:27*pm, "Tom Littleton" wrote:
"Giles" wrote in message

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On Jul 29, 4:22 am, "Tom Littleton" wrote:

"Giles" wrote in message

....

Moron.

bore
Tom

Liar.

g.

never. Ever. And you can bet all the shiny nickels you want on it.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *Tom

Liar.

g.

On Jul 30, 4:27*pm, wrote:
On Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:45:45 -0400, D. LaCourse wrote:
On 2010-07-26 00:12:50 -0400, said:

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN2514507120100725

And just who does this little chimp think is gonna buy his low-grade crude...?

IAC, I wouldn't put CITGO gasoline in Louie's car...

R

Of course you wouldn't. *There's only one roffian that I would let use
my RS, and it sure the hell ain't you, monkey boy.

Oh, drat and darn - I guess I'll have to borrow someone else's graduation
present to take my date to the prom... * So, do those things still come with a
free set of sorority letters or do you have to buy them separately on your first
trip to the bookstore...?

"Audi - Hey, It May Not Be A Porsche, But At Least It Is Almost A VW...."

And anyway, I'd not want to drown the squirrel - he's old, he's probably tired
from all that wheel-turning, and he certainly deserves better than a faceful of
Venezuelan gasoline, what with the indignity he has suffered...and his mother is
constantly comparing him to his brother, "Your brother stayed in school and
trained, and now, look at him - he's in a Yaris..." * Maybe you could step up to
the plate and buy him a Yugo at retirement - you know, make him feel special in
his old age...

HTH,
R

Dimwit.

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wrote in message
...
Well, actually, no, he didn't make any threats, he said he'd knock yer
teeth out
if you called him an asshole to his face. While I find that pretty
childish
stuff, it isn't a threat


thank goodness SOMEONE can read with comprehension here!
Tom

wrote in message
...
Oh, yeah? My notes could beat your notes like a rented red-headed
stepmule...

Oh, and they ain't pretty, but they ARE still all my original
teethg

Wow, both of them? I must say, that IS impressive at your age...

HTH,
R
...ya know how ya know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas? If it had
been
invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush...


rimshots all around, and I can see the makings of a fine drunken
conversation sometime, if we aren't busy solving all the world's problemsg
Tom

On Jul 31, 6:10*am, "Tom Littleton" wrote:
wrote in message

...

Well, actually, no, he didn't make any threats, he said he'd knock yer
teeth out
if you called him an asshole to his face. *While I find that pretty
childish
stuff, it isn't a threat

thank goodness SOMEONE can read with comprehension here!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *Tom



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