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![]() "jack van volkenburgh" wrote in message ... Wolfgang wrote: "jack van volkenburgh" wrote in message ... John Wayne "never was in the service " And real heros never use their war for personal gain How about Audie Murphy Wolfgang who knows that truth is sometimes stranger than friction. Ah the famed "Squab`s" drugstore story rears its head again For a man who thought John Wayne won the war single handed . You sure know your Hollywood myths well, jack, you are about to experience r.o.f.f's version of "incoming"!!!! dive, dive, dive!!!!!!!! aaooooogah! aaooooogah! wayno |
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From: jack van volkenburgh
Ah the famed "Squab`s" drugstore story rears its head again For a man who thought John Wayne won the war single handed . You sure know your Hollywood myths Tripper! Clue Bat!!!!! George Adams "All good fishermen stay young until they die, for fishing is the only dream of youth that doth not grow stale with age." ---- J.W Muller |
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From: jack van volkenburgh
Ah the famed "Squab`s" drugstore story rears its head again For a man who thought John Wayne won the war single handed . You sure know your Hollywood myths Tripper! Clue Bat!!!!! George Adams "All good fishermen stay young until they die, for fishing is the only dream of youth that doth not grow stale with age." ---- J.W Muller |
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![]() "jack van volkenburgh" wrote in message ... Wolfgang wrote: "jack van volkenburgh" wrote in message ... John Wayne "never was in the service " And real heros never use their war for personal gain How about Audie Murphy Wolfgang who knows that truth is sometimes stranger than friction. Ah the famed "Squab`s" drugstore story rears its head again For a man who thought John Wayne won the war single handed . You sure know your Hollywood myths Squab's? Did I say Squab's? Well..........silly me. Wolfgang is there an ornithologist in the house? a fowler? |
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![]() "jack van volkenburgh" wrote in message ... Wolfgang wrote: "jack van volkenburgh" wrote in message ... John Wayne "never was in the service " And real heros never use their war for personal gain How about Audie Murphy Wolfgang who knows that truth is sometimes stranger than friction. Ah the famed "Squab`s" drugstore story rears its head again For a man who thought John Wayne won the war single handed . You sure know your Hollywood myths Squab's? Did I say Squab's? Well..........silly me. Wolfgang is there an ornithologist in the house? a fowler? |
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![]() wrote Wolfgang you wanna tell 'em.....or should i? ![]() Since R doesn't have a clue as to what you talking about, _I'LL_ fill everyone in on just some of what we at the Skull Island Secret Spying Room have discovered about certain ROFFians: 1. "RDean" is really the nom de plume of two people: a 17 year-old black girl called "LilR' Kim," who between her studies at MIT to be an engineer, has tirelessly fought to allow Bill Clinton to run for a third term, and her boon companion, Prince Andrew. 2. Wolfgang was found sobbing uncontrollably in a quivering heap when the janitor at Ratgut U pitched all the dictionaries out after being told by Dean Wormer that "his people didn't need crutches, and besides, only pompous twits use most of those words, anyway." 3. wayno was seen having dinner with Antonin Scalia, Katherine Harris, and comely ADA Suzette "Hang 'em ALL" Balbraker. After dinner, wayno and Suzette were seen headed to a KIA dealership, where Suzette let him choose his color. 4. Snakefiddler is really a sockpuppet of Ken Fortenberry, who created "her" one night after overindulging on Coors, Ripple, and 12 Taco Bell 99-cent Burrito Supremos with extra Belljuice. 5. Jeff Miller was seen limping into "Scariapelli's Olive Grotto" with an obviously-unused empty backpack to pick up the 40-kilo "OLIVES! OLIVES! OLIVES!" special. He was then observed wandering around aimlessly, belching up Calamatas and looking for "Veronica Lake." 6. Dave LaCourse is a founding member of the pro-Kerry group, "Vets for Kerry," whose slogan is "Audie was a pussy compared to John!" When asked where he went to veterinary school, Dave said, "Ooops..." 7. Frank Reid is, or rather was, on the Romanian gymnastics team until he missed a mandatory drug test by claiming to have been in a serious toilet accident. When this was investigated, the alleged plumber who saved him couldn't be found and the only evidence were blue stains on his feet, ankles, and chest. When asked for comment, he screamed, "Me and Quincy! It's racism, I tell ya!" When it was pointed out that Carter was black, Reid retorted that he was "half a ****in' Smurf!" 8. Mark Bowen's computer reveals that he recently ordered two Harris Tweed smoking jackets from "Snobbington's of Saville Row," a half-kilo of "Nightcap" from Dunhill, and the complete works of Oscar Wilde, all firsts, from "The Gentleman's Reading Room." When asked for comment, he demurred, saying he was already late for the opera. 9. Charlie Choc has been harassing Toyota about the size of their hybrid vehicles, calling them "a ridiculously-large excess" and pleading with Laura Ashley for a line of "softer, gentler camping gear." -- END PAGE ONE, ROFF REPORT -- Indian Joe passing thru offers--better than two puffs on the peace ipe --- i don"t know what top posting is about but i did catch a fish while jeff and i were fishing in the foot waters of the Gardner near the trash dump |
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7. Frank Reid is, or rather was, on the Romanian gymnastics team until
he missed a mandatory drug test by claiming to have been in a serious toilet accident. When this was investigated, the alleged plumber who saved him couldn't be found and the only evidence were blue stains on his feet, ankles, and chest. When asked for comment, he screamed, "Me and Quincy! It's racism, I tell ya!" When it was pointed out that Carter was black, Reid retorted that he was "half a ****in' Smurf!" ON THE TEAM, I WAS THE TEAM!!! I was set up by the damn East Germans and the French judge wouldn't stay bribed. You don't even bring up the fact that there was a chair stuck under the latch for the toidy. Noo, just like all the rest of the press, you want stories of good guys gone bad. I still, to this day, think it was racist. I come from a broken home. Papa Smurf ran off and left my mother when he had an affair with some guy named Raoul who was running for governor of something or other. -- Frank Reid Reverse email to reply |
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