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Old June 1st, 2011, 10:12 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Giles
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Default Three quarters of a mile

I recently read an article somewhere on line about a guy who is facing
charges of public indecency or some such idiocy (I mean, after all, he
was manifestly NOT killing children or any such nonsense.....or even
accused of such.....somebody looked through his living room window and
saw that he was not merely present, but also unclothed).

3/4 mile is about (actually, pretty precisely) how far anyone with
nothing better to do would have had to drive up an obviously private
driveway to see my naked ass today. Anytime after 9 a.m. would have
sufficed. Prior to that it was a bit nippley out there. Oh, yeah,
we've seen colder weather.....and have exposed ourselves to one degree
or another.....but only rarely with the intent of making a daylong
vitamin D quest out of it.

Most of the inscrutable (and, admittedly, hypothetical) few who made
the trip would doubtless have been grossly disappointed. One
nutritionally challenged ass looks pretty much like another would be
my first best guess. But then, there's no accounting for tastes.

In any case, legal, moral, religious and philosophical considerations
aside, I believe there is a strong case to be made for the proposition
that the naked human body (or, this one, at least) has strong and
easily defensible reasons for exposing itself to the elements which,
after all, played (and continue to play) a major role in its evolution
over the course of several eons.

In the first place, it's mine. Second, third and subsequent places
don't matter. QED, wot?

And what the **** are you doing in my driveway, anyway?

And, YES! naked IS the way to tend to plants.....plants which have
never known the ignominy and shame of being discovered improperly clad
for the business at hand (with the obvious exception, of course, of
those displaying sexual parts unseasonably early.....like they got a
****in' hotline to NOAA, ainna?)

And what has all of this to do with grilling Italian sausages in
preparation for this evening's pasta entree? Well, the grill is out
on the deck.....in full sunlight (for most of the day).....and so are
the plants.

giles
never......NEVER!......shrug off logistical considerations
and.....um.....more later.....the landlord arriveth.
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Old June 7th, 2011, 09:45 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
ScovilleUnit
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Default Three quarters of a mile

Giles wrote in news:a0f75d5d-ae18-4a25-96e9-
:

I recently read an article somewhere on line about a guy who is facing
charges of public indecency or some such idiocy (I mean, after all, he
was manifestly NOT killing children or any such nonsense.....or even
accused of such.....somebody looked through his living room window and
saw that he was not merely present, but also unclothed).

3/4 mile is about (actually, pretty precisely) how far anyone with
nothing better to do would have had to drive up an obviously private
driveway to see my naked ass today. Anytime after 9 a.m. would have
sufficed. Prior to that it was a bit nippley out there. Oh, yeah,
we've seen colder weather.....and have exposed ourselves to one degree
or another.....but only rarely with the intent of making a daylong
vitamin D quest out of it.

Most of the inscrutable (and, admittedly, hypothetical) few who made
the trip would doubtless have been grossly disappointed. One
nutritionally challenged ass looks pretty much like another would be
my first best guess. But then, there's no accounting for tastes.

In any case, legal, moral, religious and philosophical considerations
aside, I believe there is a strong case to be made for the proposition
that the naked human body (or, this one, at least) has strong and
easily defensible reasons for exposing itself to the elements which,
after all, played (and continue to play) a major role in its evolution
over the course of several eons.

In the first place, it's mine. Second, third and subsequent places
don't matter. QED, wot?

And what the **** are you doing in my driveway, anyway?

And, YES! naked IS the way to tend to plants.....plants which have
never known the ignominy and shame of being discovered improperly clad
for the business at hand (with the obvious exception, of course, of
those displaying sexual parts unseasonably early.....like they got a
****in' hotline to NOAA, ainna?)

And what has all of this to do with grilling Italian sausages in
preparation for this evening's pasta entree? Well, the grill is out
on the deck.....in full sunlight (for most of the day).....and so are
the plants.

giles
never......NEVER!......shrug off logistical considerations
and.....um.....more later.....the landlord arriveth.


Well, slothing through this rethorical bull****, all of your half-wit
blathering is just a bunch of poo poo. (LOL)


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Old June 9th, 2011, 03:22 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Giles
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Default Three quarters of a mile

On Jun 7, 3:45*am, ScovilleUnit wrote:
Giles wrote in news:a0f75d5d-ae18-4a25-96e9-
:





I recently read an article somewhere on line about a guy who is facing
charges of public indecency or some such idiocy (I mean, after all, he
was manifestly NOT killing children or any such nonsense.....or even
accused of such.....somebody looked through his living room window and
saw that he was not merely present, but also unclothed).


3/4 mile is about (actually, pretty precisely) how far anyone with
nothing better to do would have had to drive up an obviously private
driveway to see my naked ass today. *Anytime after 9 a.m. would have
sufficed. *Prior to that it was a bit nippley out there. *Oh, yeah,
we've seen colder weather.....and have exposed ourselves to one degree
or another.....but only rarely with the intent of making a daylong
vitamin D quest out of it.


Most of the inscrutable (and, admittedly, hypothetical) few who made
the trip would doubtless have been grossly disappointed. *One
nutritionally challenged ass looks pretty much like another would be
my first best guess. *But then, there's no accounting for tastes.


In any case, legal, moral, religious and philosophical considerations
aside, I believe there is a strong case to be made for the proposition
that the naked human body (or, this one, at least) has strong and
easily defensible reasons for exposing itself to the elements which,
after all, played (and continue to play) a major role in its evolution
over the course of several eons.


In the first place, it's mine. *Second, third and subsequent places
don't matter. *QED, wot?


And what the **** are you doing in my driveway, anyway?


And, YES! naked IS the way to tend to plants.....plants which have
never known the ignominy and shame of being discovered improperly clad
for the business at hand (with the obvious exception, of course, of
those displaying sexual parts unseasonably early.....like they got a
****in' hotline to NOAA, ainna?)


And what has all of this to do with grilling Italian sausages in
preparation for this evening's pasta entree? *Well, the grill is out
on the deck.....in full sunlight (for most of the day).....and so are
the plants.


giles
never......NEVER!......shrug off logistical considerations
and.....um.....more later.....the landlord arriveth. * * *


Well, * slothing through this rethorical bull****, all of your half-wit *
blathering is just a bunch of poo poo. (LOL)


moron.

g.
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Old June 9th, 2011, 03:30 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
ScovilleUnit
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Default Three quarters of a mile

Giles wrote in news:d6d88429-c508-4615-82f9-
:

On Jun 7, 3:45*am, ScovilleUnit wrote:
Giles wrote in news:a0f75d5d-ae18-4a25-96e9-
:





I recently read an article somewhere on line about a guy who is

facing
charges of public indecency or some such idiocy (I mean, after all,

he
was manifestly NOT killing children or any such nonsense.....or even
accused of such.....somebody looked through his living room window

and
saw that he was not merely present, but also unclothed).


3/4 mile is about (actually, pretty precisely) how far anyone with
nothing better to do would have had to drive up an obviously private
driveway to see my naked ass today. *Anytime after 9 a.m. would have
sufficed. *Prior to that it was a bit nippley out there. *Oh, yeah,
we've seen colder weather.....and have exposed ourselves to one

degree
or another.....but only rarely with the intent of making a daylong
vitamin D quest out of it.


Most of the inscrutable (and, admittedly, hypothetical) few who made
the trip would doubtless have been grossly disappointed. *One
nutritionally challenged ass looks pretty much like another would be
my first best guess. *But then, there's no accounting for tastes.


In any case, legal, moral, religious and philosophical

considerations
aside, I believe there is a strong case to be made for the

proposition
that the naked human body (or, this one, at least) has strong and
easily defensible reasons for exposing itself to the elements which,
after all, played (and continue to play) a major role in its

evolution
over the course of several eons.


In the first place, it's mine. *Second, third and subsequent places
don't matter. *QED, wot?


And what the **** are you doing in my driveway, anyway?


And, YES! naked IS the way to tend to plants.....plants which have
never known the ignominy and shame of being discovered improperly

clad
for the business at hand (with the obvious exception, of course, of
those displaying sexual parts unseasonably early.....like they got a
****in' hotline to NOAA, ainna?)


And what has all of this to do with grilling Italian sausages in
preparation for this evening's pasta entree? *Well, the grill is out
on the deck.....in full sunlight (for most of the day).....and so

are
the plants.


giles
never......NEVER!......shrug off logistical considerations
and.....um.....more later.....the landlord arriveth. * * *


Well, * slothing through this rethorical bull****, all of your half-

wit
*
blathering is just a bunch of poo poo. (LOL)


moron.

g.


Green Teeth.

HH.

  #5  
Old June 9th, 2011, 03:52 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Giles
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Posts: 2,257
Default Three quarters of a mile

On Jun 8, 9:30*pm, ScovilleUnit wrote:
Giles wrote in news:d6d88429-c508-4615-82f9-
:







On Jun 7, 3:45 am, ScovilleUnit wrote:
Giles wrote in news:a0f75d5d-ae18-4a25-96e9-
:


I recently read an article somewhere on line about a guy who is

facing
charges of public indecency or some such idiocy (I mean, after all,

he
was manifestly NOT killing children or any such nonsense.....or even
accused of such.....somebody looked through his living room window

and
saw that he was not merely present, but also unclothed).


3/4 mile is about (actually, pretty precisely) how far anyone with
nothing better to do would have had to drive up an obviously private
driveway to see my naked ass today. Anytime after 9 a.m. would have
sufficed. Prior to that it was a bit nippley out there. Oh, yeah,
we've seen colder weather.....and have exposed ourselves to one

degree
or another.....but only rarely with the intent of making a daylong
vitamin D quest out of it.


Most of the inscrutable (and, admittedly, hypothetical) few who made
the trip would doubtless have been grossly disappointed. One
nutritionally challenged ass looks pretty much like another would be
my first best guess. But then, there's no accounting for tastes.


In any case, legal, moral, religious and philosophical

considerations
aside, I believe there is a strong case to be made for the

proposition
that the naked human body (or, this one, at least) has strong and
easily defensible reasons for exposing itself to the elements which,
after all, played (and continue to play) a major role in its

evolution
over the course of several eons.


In the first place, it's mine. Second, third and subsequent places
don't matter. QED, wot?


And what the **** are you doing in my driveway, anyway?


And, YES! naked IS the way to tend to plants.....plants which have
never known the ignominy and shame of being discovered improperly

clad
for the business at hand (with the obvious exception, of course, of
those displaying sexual parts unseasonably early.....like they got a
****in' hotline to NOAA, ainna?)


And what has all of this to do with grilling Italian sausages in
preparation for this evening's pasta entree? Well, the grill is out
on the deck.....in full sunlight (for most of the day).....and so

are
the plants.


giles
never......NEVER!......shrug off logistical considerations
and.....um.....more later.....the landlord arriveth.


Well, slothing through this rethorical bull****, all of your half-

wit
*
blathering is just a bunch of poo poo. (LOL)


moron.


g.


Green Teeth.

HH.


moron.

g.
  #6  
Old June 15th, 2011, 04:47 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
ScovilleUnit
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Posts: 127
Default Three quarters of a mile

Giles wrote in
:

On Jun 8, 9:30*pm, ScovilleUnit wrote:
Giles wrote in news:d6d88429-c508-4615-82f9-
:







On Jun 7, 3:45 am, ScovilleUnit wrote:
Giles wrote in news:a0f75d5d-ae18-4a25-96e9-
:


I recently read an article somewhere on line about a guy who is

facing
charges of public indecency or some such idiocy (I mean, after
all,

he
was manifestly NOT killing children or any such nonsense.....or
even accused of such.....somebody looked through his living room
window

and
saw that he was not merely present, but also unclothed).


3/4 mile is about (actually, pretty precisely) how far anyone
with nothing better to do would have had to drive up an
obviously private driveway to see my naked ass today. Anytime
after 9 a.m. would have sufficed. Prior to that it was a bit
nippley out there. Oh, yeah, we've seen colder weather.....and
have exposed ourselves to one

degree
or another.....but only rarely with the intent of making a
daylong vitamin D quest out of it.


Most of the inscrutable (and, admittedly, hypothetical) few who
made the trip would doubtless have been grossly disappointed.
One nutritionally challenged ass looks pretty much like another
would be my first best guess. But then, there's no accounting
for tastes.


In any case, legal, moral, religious and philosophical

considerations
aside, I believe there is a strong case to be made for the

proposition
that the naked human body (or, this one, at least) has strong
and easily defensible reasons for exposing itself to the
elements which, after all, played (and continue to play) a major
role in its

evolution
over the course of several eons.


In the first place, it's mine. Second, third and subsequent
places don't matter. QED, wot?


And what the **** are you doing in my driveway, anyway?


And, YES! naked IS the way to tend to plants.....plants which
have never known the ignominy and shame of being discovered
improperly

clad
for the business at hand (with the obvious exception, of course,
of those displaying sexual parts unseasonably early.....like
they got a ****in' hotline to NOAA, ainna?)


And what has all of this to do with grilling Italian sausages in
preparation for this evening's pasta entree? Well, the grill is
out on the deck.....in full sunlight (for most of the
day).....and so

are
the plants.


giles
never......NEVER!......shrug off logistical considerations
and.....um.....more later.....the landlord arriveth.


Well, slothing through this rethorical bull****, all of your half-

wit
*
blathering is just a bunch of poo poo. (LOL)


moron.


g.


Green Teeth.

HH.


moron.

g.


Green Teeth

HH.

  #7  
Old June 21st, 2011, 02:29 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Giles
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Posts: 2,257
Default Three quarters of a mile

On Jun 14, 10:47*pm, ScovilleUnit wrote:
Giles wrote :





On Jun 8, 9:30*pm, ScovilleUnit wrote:
Giles wrote in news:d6d88429-c508-4615-82f9-
:


On Jun 7, 3:45 am, ScovilleUnit wrote:
Giles wrote in news:a0f75d5d-ae18-4a25-96e9-
:


I recently read an article somewhere on line about a guy who is
facing
charges of public indecency or some such idiocy (I mean, after
all,
he
was manifestly NOT killing children or any such nonsense.....or
even accused of such.....somebody looked through his living room
window
and
saw that he was not merely present, but also unclothed).


3/4 mile is about (actually, pretty precisely) how far anyone
with nothing better to do would have had to drive up an
obviously private driveway to see my naked ass today. Anytime
after 9 a.m. would have sufficed. Prior to that it was a bit
nippley out there. Oh, yeah, we've seen colder weather.....and
have exposed ourselves to one
degree
or another.....but only rarely with the intent of making a
daylong vitamin D quest out of it.


Most of the inscrutable (and, admittedly, hypothetical) few who
made the trip would doubtless have been grossly disappointed.
One nutritionally challenged ass looks pretty much like another
would be my first best guess. But then, there's no accounting
for tastes.


In any case, legal, moral, religious and philosophical
considerations
aside, I believe there is a strong case to be made for the
proposition
that the naked human body (or, this one, at least) has strong
and easily defensible reasons for exposing itself to the
elements which, after all, played (and continue to play) a major
role in its
evolution
over the course of several eons.


In the first place, it's mine. Second, third and subsequent
places don't matter. QED, wot?


And what the **** are you doing in my driveway, anyway?


And, YES! naked IS the way to tend to plants.....plants which
have never known the ignominy and shame of being discovered
improperly
clad
for the business at hand (with the obvious exception, of course,
of those displaying sexual parts unseasonably early.....like
they got a ****in' hotline to NOAA, ainna?)


And what has all of this to do with grilling Italian sausages in
preparation for this evening's pasta entree? Well, the grill is
out on the deck.....in full sunlight (for most of the
day).....and so
are
the plants.


giles
never......NEVER!......shrug off logistical considerations
and.....um.....more later.....the landlord arriveth.


Well, slothing through this rethorical bull****, all of your half-
wit
*
blathering is just a bunch of poo poo. (LOL)


moron.


g.


Green Teeth.


HH.


moron.


g.


Green Teeth

HH.


moron.

g.
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Old June 21st, 2011, 06:20 PM
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