Not THE Joe Smith

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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Abviously.

Knee slapper! Woo hoo!

O.k. I QUIT.

But you can't can ya? You almost did it once before?

Ah, so this little chat is exactly what you had in mind, huh? Just
another run of the mill troll. And how exactly does that inform your
earlier noble observations about online character?

YOU responded... YOU didn't have too...
Character, I'm surprised you would bring that up, you're ridiculous!

You can make book on it, dip****.

Hee Hee Hee!

I sense the frustration, walk away... You can do it Seibeneich.

JT
Carry on!

"Jeff Taylor" wrote in message
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"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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Abviously.

Knee slapper! Woo hoo!

O.k. I QUIT.

But you can't can ya? You almost did it once before?

Ah, so this little chat is exactly what you had in mind, huh? Just
another run of the mill troll. And how exactly does that inform your
earlier noble observations about online character?

YOU responded... YOU didn't have too...
Character, I'm surprised you would bring that up, you're ridiculous!

You can make book on it, dip****.

Hee Hee Hee!

I sense the frustration, walk away... You can do it Seibeneich.

Can't do it. You're right. Like you said, you're in control.
So......what's next?

Wolfgang

Jeff Taylor wrote:
"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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Abviously.


Knee slapper! Woo hoo!


O.k. I QUIT.

OK. Somebody tag Jeff and get into the ring with Wolfgang. I don't have
the energy for it.

I do, however, have a great idea for a 'bot. I'd call it the Wolfgang
Analog Nifty Neutralizing Bellyache Engine, or WANNABE. The programming
problem is pretty straightforward. You'd need a module to model
Wolfgang's syntax and style -- an off-the-shelf context-free-syntax
parser/generator would be adequate. You'd need a lexicon module --
basically a database of Wolfgangisms. There is an IMMENSE text of these
available in the ROFF archives. You'd need a cut-and-paste module with
access to the Google Usenet archive. You'd need an identity-generation
module for when Wolfgang finally gives up. That's about it.

One nice extra touch would be a module to notify subscribers of how to
update their kill files when a new identity is cloned.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

"rw" wrote in message
ink.net...

OK. Somebody tag Jeff and get into the ring with Wolfgang. I don't have
the energy for it.

I do, however, have a great idea for a 'bot. I'd call it the Wolfgang
Analog Nifty Neutralizing Bellyache Engine, or WANNABE. The programming
problem is pretty straightforward. You'd need a module to model Wolfgang's
syntax and style -- an off-the-shelf context-free-syntax parser/generator
would be adequate. You'd need a lexicon module --
basically a database of Wolfgangisms. There is an IMMENSE text of these
available in the ROFF archives. You'd need a cut-and-paste module with
access to the Google Usenet archive. You'd need an identity-generation
module for when Wolfgang finally gives up. That's about it.

One nice extra touch would be a module to notify subscribers of how to
update their kill files when a new identity is cloned.

You ever wonder how life might be different if you had ANY idea at all of
what you confess too?

Wolfgang

"rw" wrote in message news:67kSf.5290

One nice extra touch would be a module to notify subscribers of how to
update their kill files when a new identity is cloned.

He seems to have you, "hook, line and sinker."

Op -- d) My ASS! --

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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You ever wonder how life might be different if you had ANY idea at all of
what you confess too?

Wolfgang

Life is like a jar of jalapenos.
What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow.

You might not make it off the toilet tomorrow slick!

JT

"Jeff Taylor" wrote in message
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"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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You ever wonder how life might be different if you had ANY idea at all of
what you confess too?

Wolfgang

Life is like a jar of jalapenos.
What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow.

You might not make it off the toilet tomorrow slick!

Right. Jotted it down in my notebook. So, anyway, you were going to tell
me what's next.

Wolfgang
who, admittedly, has never cultivated the habit of eating things that he
would regret the next day........but feels he probably has some redeeming
social value nevertheless.

Jeff Taylor wrote:
Breaking News from ABCNEWS.com:

JOSEPH SMITH HAS BEEN SENTENCED TO DEATH FOR THE MURDER OF CARLIE BRUCIA

http://abcnews.go.com?CMP=EMC-1396

Wolfie would be so happy,

JT

I'm not dead yet!

Jeff Taylor wrote:

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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Your menu, Einstein. I try not to turn up my nose at what mine host
offers.


Perfect, and here you are...


Whereas you were compelled by forces beyond your control to strike up this
little march?


Perfectly in control, no worries... As I said, you didn't have to reply. Try
it, maybe you can now? Let's see?

Just say "I QUIT"

He's not a man of his word. He got embarrassed and started back up.
Try as he might, he can't undo the embarrassment. Everyone knows he
lost.

rw wrote:

Jeff Taylor wrote:

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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Abviously.



Knee slapper! Woo hoo!


O.k. I QUIT.


OK. Somebody tag Jeff and get into the ring with Wolfgang. I don't have
the energy for it.

I do, however, have a great idea for a 'bot. I'd call it the Wolfgang
Analog Nifty Neutralizing Bellyache Engine, or WANNABE. The programming
problem is pretty straightforward. You'd need a module to model
Wolfgang's syntax and style -- an off-the-shelf context-free-syntax
parser/generator would be adequate. You'd need a lexicon module --
basically a database of Wolfgangisms. There is an IMMENSE text of these
available in the ROFF archives. You'd need a cut-and-paste module with
access to the Google Usenet archive. You'd need an identity-generation
module for when Wolfgang finally gives up. That's about it.

You're making this far too hard. Someone googled up a list of Wolfie's
canned phrases the other day. Randomly pick one, toss in generic
insults, call people liars and you can pass any Wolfgang Turing test.