thanks- app anglers

"Wolfgang" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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Velvet is SO not in for formal streamwear. Satin is de rigueur.

Wolfgang
it's a long and moderately ugly story......just trust me on this one.


Ah yes "The Satinic Verses" as I remember?

( Hope that does not provoke another Fatwah!).

TL
MC

"Mike Connor" wrote in message
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"Wolfgang" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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Velvet is SO not in for formal streamwear. Satin is de rigueur.

Wolfgang
it's a long and moderately ugly story......just trust me on this
one.


Ah yes "The Satinic Verses" as I remember?

( Hope that does not provoke another Fatwah!).

It ain't the Fatwah so much as the Fatass that concerns me.

Wolfgang
alterations are SO expensive.

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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It ain't the Fatwah so much as the Fatass that concerns me.


Hey leave my ass out of this, i ain't wearing no satin, silk maybe, satin
never

"Wolfgang" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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It ain't the Fatwah so much as the Fatass that concerns me.

Wolfgang
alterations are SO expensive.


Yes well, perhaps it´s time to go for velvet after all? Tastefully draped
of course?

TL
MC

"Mike Connor" wrote in message
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"Wolfgang" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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It ain't the Fatwah so much as the Fatass that concerns me.

Wolfgang
alterations are SO expensive.


Yes well, perhaps it´s time to go for velvet after all? Tastefully draped
of course?

TL
MC

Good- save me some shoppin. I do have a nice full legnth balck velvet
number with fur at the neckline, and a *strategically* placed cut.........
;}

Snake

"Frank Church" wrote in message
9.11...
"SnakeFiddler" wrote in
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Good- save me some shoppin. I do have a nice full legnth balck velvet
number with fur at the neckline, and a *strategically* placed
cut......... ;}

...but Snake, shouldn't that fur be at the hemline? To keep your neck
warm,
of course. :-))

Frank the furrier Church

Nice try Frank- I said a *full length*- not a mini, or ultra-
ultra...........mini

Snakefiddler- you should be ashamed of yourself :

Snakefiddler-

"SnakeFiddler" wrote in
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Good- save me some shoppin. I do have a nice full legnth balck velvet
number with fur at the neckline, and a *strategically* placed
cut......... ;}

....but Snake, shouldn't that fur be at the hemline? To keep your neck warm,
of course. :-))

Frank the furrier Church

"SnakeFiddler" wrote...
"Frank Church" wrote...
"SnakeFiddler" wrote:
Good- save me some shoppin. I do have a nice full legnth balck velvet
number with fur at the neckline, and a *strategically* placed
cut......... ;}

...but Snake, shouldn't that fur be at the hemline? To keep your neck
warm,
of course. :-))

Nice try Frank- I said a *full length*- not a mini, or ultra-
ultra...........mini

Snakefiddler- you should be ashamed of yourself :

Be assured that the rest of us are ashamed of Frank enough to cover his lack
thereof.
--
TL,
Tim
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http://css.sbcma.com/timj

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. His motives are definitely
questionable as is his taste in beverages. Why he once tried to pass himself
off as the coach of the Mary Washington College Women's Nude Volleyball Team
during a smallmouth bass rodeo. I know it for a fact, I saw him do it.
We must start with a fine Merlot; fitting wading boots can be such a tedious
process. Once we have you sporting a fine set of boots (I'm sure you'll
turn a fine ankle in most any color) we must adjourn to the pretty little
run behind the church (I frequent churches, don't you?) just upstream from
Appalachian Anglers. Here we can let you master the fine art of dry fly
drifting, nymphing, and even (in case you get to fish for salmon) streamer
fishing. Trout don't take streamers you understand, but it is nice to
master all the arts to fill your repertoire and polish your skills. Ladies
are such graceful creatures and their sense of timing and rhythm is poetry
in motion. I'm sure casting will come as natural to you as a waltz and
champagne. Speaking of champagne; when you have become the goddess of the
eastern streams (I believe the western streams are spoken for) we must toast
your success with mimosas and perhaps share a brandy later to discuss the
day's events.


--
Wayne
To Fish is Human...To Release Divine!

"SnakeFiddler" wrote in message
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"Frank Church" wrote in message
9.11...
...but Snake, shouldn't that fur be at the hemline? To keep your neck
warm,
of course. :-))

Frank the furrier Church

Nice try Frank- I said a *full length*- not a mini, or ultra-
ultra...........mini

Snakefiddler- you should be ashamed of yourself :

Snakefiddler-

"SnakeFiddler" wrote in news:bv42kr$mbflo$1@ID-
209611.news.uni-berlin.de:


Nice try Frank- I said a *full length*- not a mini, or ultra-
ultra...........mini

Snakefiddler- you should be ashamed of yourself :

aack! you missed the joke Snake. Of course now it's ruined, but let me
explain: if you're wearing a full length gown, and the fur is at the
hemline, *and* it's there to keep your neck warm, what position is said
gown apt to be in? Up around your neck, dahlin'! It was a helluva lot
funnier when I didn't have to 'splain it. :-( Anyway, you're a ray of
sunshine in this zoo, so you can wear it anyway you please. ;-)

Frank the sorry teller of jokes