thanks- app anglers

"Wayne" wrote in
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(creative snippage of a dreamer)
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. His motives are
definitely questionable as is his taste in beverages. Why he once
tried to pass himself off as the coach of the Mary Washington College
Women's Nude Volleyball Team during a smallmouth bass rodeo. I know it
for a fact, I saw him do it. We must start with a fine Merlot; fitting
wading boots can be such a tedious process.
Speaking of champagne; when you have become the goddess of the eastern
streams (I believe the western streams are spoken for)
we must toast your success with mimosas and
perhaps share a brandy later to discuss the day's events.

Two things Wayne old buddy, you forgot my magnetic personality with a
certain massuese, and..careful I might have to have a little talk with Di,
of course I could be persuaded to mind my own business if you could fix me
up with a prettier massuese next time. bseg

Frank "oh my poor back" Church

pervert! :-P
--
Wayne
To Fish is Human...To Release Divine!

"Frank Church" wrote in message
9.11...

aack! you missed the joke Snake. Of course now it's ruined, but let me
explain: if you're wearing a full length gown, and the fur is at the
hemline, *and* it's there to keep your neck warm, what position is said
gown apt to be in? Up around your neck, dahlin'! It was a helluva lot
funnier when I didn't have to 'splain it. :-( Anyway, you're a ray of
sunshine in this zoo, so you can wear it anyway you please. ;-)

Frank the sorry teller of jokes

"Frank Church" wrote in message
9.11...
"SnakeFiddler" wrote in news:bv42kr$mbflo$1@ID-
209611.news.uni-berlin.de:


Nice try Frank- I said a *full length*- not a mini, or ultra-
ultra...........mini

Snakefiddler- you should be ashamed of yourself :

aack! you missed the joke Snake. Of course now it's ruined, but let me
explain: if you're wearing a full length gown, and the fur is at the
hemline, *and* it's there to keep your neck warm, what position is said
gown apt to be in? Up around your neck, dahlin'! It was a helluva lot
funnier when I didn't have to 'splain it. :-( Anyway, you're a ray of
sunshine in this zoo, so you can wear it anyway you please. ;-)

Frank the sorry teller of jokes

uh, frank- i got it- i'm not that dense. i was just giving you a possible
"out" for your *outrageous* suggestion -cause i was sure that you didn't
really want to say that, now, did you? ;-)

Snake- i think you found it funnier than i did , dahlin-, ;-))

of course I could be persuaded to mind my own business if you could fix me
up with a prettier massuese next time. bseg

Uh, Dad. If I remember rights, I did the pimpin' on that one.

--
Frank Reid
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"Wayne" wrote in message
...
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. His motives are
definitely
questionable as is his taste in beverages. Why he once tried to pass
himself
off as the coach of the Mary Washington College Women's Nude Volleyball
Team
during a smallmouth bass rodeo. I know it for a fact, I saw him do it.
We must start with a fine Merlot; fitting wading boots can be such a
tedious
process. Once we have you sporting a fine set of boots (I'm sure you'll
turn a fine ankle in most any color) we must adjourn to the pretty little
run behind the church (I frequent churches, don't you?) just upstream from
Appalachian Anglers. Here we can let you master the fine art of dry fly
drifting, nymphing, and even (in case you get to fish for salmon) streamer
fishing. Trout don't take streamers you understand, but it is nice to
master all the arts to fill your repertoire and polish your skills.
Ladies
are such graceful creatures and their sense of timing and rhythm is poetry
in motion. I'm sure casting will come as natural to you as a waltz and
champagne. Speaking of champagne; when you have become the goddess of the
eastern streams (I believe the western streams are spoken for) we must
toast
your success with mimosas and perhaps share a brandy later to discuss the
day's events.


--
Wayne
To Fish is Human...To Release Divine!

Smoooth.....Mr. Church could take some lessons from you.... ;-)

"SnakeFiddler" wrote in message
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"Frank Church" wrote in message
9.11...
(snipped) Snakefiddler-

"Frank Reid" moc.deepselbac@diersicnarf wrote in
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of course I could be persuaded to mind my own business if you could
fix me up with a prettier massuese next time. bseg

Uh, Dad. If I remember rights, I did the pimpin' on that one.


My apologies son, yer absolutely right..but that shouldn't keep Wayne from
fixing me up either. She might have been butt-ugly but she had talented
hands and feet. Ahhhhhhhh sigh

Frank the elder

"SnakeFiddler" wrote in
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Smoooth.....Mr. Church could take some lessons from you.... ;-)

I'm devastated, shamed and humiliated. Now I'll go eat a worm and die.

Frank
...just bury me in the nearest snowbank..

Frank, Frank, Frank. I keep tellin' ya man. There is so much more to
wimmin than their looks!! Check out their fly fishing gear!!!
--
Wayne
To Fish is Human...To Release Divine!

"Frank Church" wrote in message
9.11...

My apologies son, yer absolutely right..but that shouldn't keep Wayne from
fixing me up either. She might have been butt-ugly but she had talented
hands and feet. Ahhhhhhhh sigh

Frank the elder

"Frank Church" wrote in message
9.11...
"SnakeFiddler" wrote in
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Smoooth.....Mr. Church could take some lessons from you.... ;-)

I'm devastated, shamed and humiliated. Now I'll go eat a worm and die.

Frank
..just bury me in the nearest snowbank..

Frank Church Wrote:

Now I'll go eat a worm and die.

It's o.k. Frank, such drastic measures a re hardly required

Now I'll go eat a worm and die.

It's o.k. Frank, such drastic measures a re hardly required

Required hell, thats his normal diet and smell.

The other Frank