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Dear EarthLink Subscriber,
We're sending this message to alert you that you are currently using all, or nearly all, of the 10MB of email server storage space that EarthLink provides for your email address. Exceeding this limit will cause your incoming email to be returned to the sender with a note saying the message is undeliverable. We know you don't want that to happen! Please act right away to avoid a service interruption. ,,,,,,,, hey guys, anyone feel creative enough to help me with a most appropriate reply? --waldo.... behead the fukkers.... yeah baby. |
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"walt winter" wrote in message ... Dear EarthLink Subscriber, We're sending this message to alert you that you are currently using all, or nearly all, of the 10MB of email server storage space that EarthLink provides for your email address. Exceeding this limit will cause your incoming email to be returned to the sender with a note saying the message is undeliverable. We know you don't want that to happen! Please act right away to avoid a service interruption. ,,,,,,,, hey guys, anyone feel creative enough to help me with a most appropriate reply? How about this: Dear Mr. Earthlink, Please find the attached Microsoft patches. . . . -- TL, Tim ------------------------ http://css.sbcma.com/timj |
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"walt winter" wrote hey guys, anyone feel creative enough to help me with a most appropriate reply? --waldo.... behead the fukkers.... yeah baby. not for a moment. call the ****ing apaches. and then, when they are screeching unintelligible gabble in their indescribable pain, i will personally bludgeon them to death with a small ballpeen hammer. yfitp wayno (what death penalty?) |
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"Wayne Harrison" wrote:
not for a moment. call the ****ing apaches. and then, when they are screeching unintelligible gabble in their indescribable pain, i will personally bludgeon them to death with a small ballpeen hammer. Your best bet at shutting this all down is to compare notes on who you all know that might have an infected computer. This is not a random spamming incident - it's a program running on somebody's computer sending the same email message repeatedly to some (all) of the people in that user's address book. I fortunately have no (infected) friends, so I'm not receiving itg. |
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""""absolutely hilarious""""
walt winter wrote:
Dear EarthLink Subscriber, We're sending this message to alert you that you are currently using all, or nearly all, of the 10MB of email server storage space that EarthLink provides for your email address. Exceeding this limit will cause your incoming email to be returned to the sender with a note saying the message is undeliverable. We know you don't want that to happen! Please act right away to avoid a service interruption. ,,,,,,,, hey guys, anyone feel creative enough to help me with a most appropriate reply? --waldo.... behead the fukkers.... yeah baby. Dear Earthlink, Thank you for calling to my attention your ineptitude that allows this to happen. One word: Filter I'm contemplating revoking your service. I know that you don't want this to happen! Please act right away to avoid termination. |
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walt winter wrote in :
--waldo.... behead the fukkers.... yeah baby. Jeez Uncle Wally, I have not received any spam at all in my Earthlink mailbox. Must be my clean livin' and helpin little old ladies across the street without snatching one purse. On the other hand the *******s almost filled up my Yahoo mail box the past two days. Frank (Boyscouts R Us) Church fchurch68 AT earthlink DOT net }((((o ~~~ }((((o ~~~ }((((o ~~~ }(((o |
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"walt winter" wrote in message ... Dear EarthLink Subscriber, We're sending this message to alert you that you are currently using all, or nearly all, of the 10MB of email server storage space that EarthLink provides for your email address. Exceeding this limit will cause your incoming email to be returned to the sender with a note saying the message is undeliverable. We know you don't want that to happen! Please act right away to avoid a service interruption. ,,,,,,,, hey guys, anyone feel creative enough to help me with a most appropriate reply? Dear Earthlink, Cancel my service. Of course, it helps to have options.... |
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