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I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided
with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife
and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Most old guys are helpful like that.

"Frank Reid © 2008" wrote in message
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I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided
with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife
and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Most old guys are helpful like that.

I could have swore you said once that your wife reads ROFF on occasion...
You do like punishment...

JT

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Frank Reid © 2008 writes
I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided
with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife
and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Most old guys are helpful like that.

I didn't get this and I guess neither did you Frank :-)
--
Bill Grey

On Jun 8, 4:38*pm, "W. D. Grey" wrote:
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Frank Reid © 2008 writes





I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided
with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife
and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Most old guys are helpful like that.

I didn't get this and I guess neither did you Frank :-)
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The punchline, as is true in most of the very best jokes, is not
explicitly stated. The point is that neither wife was looking for
either husband.

g.
yeah.....i know.....it loses something in translation.

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On Jun 8, 4:38 pm, "W. D. Grey" wrote:
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Frank Reid © 2008 writes





I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided
with a young guy pushing his cart.
I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife
and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.
I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
Most old guys are helpful like that.
I didn't get this and I guess neither did you Frank :-)
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Bill Grey- Hide quoted text -

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The punchline, as is true in most of the very best jokes, is not
explicitly stated. The point is that neither wife was looking for
either husband.

g.
yeah.....i know.....it loses something in translation.
NO,no,no. Point is that you should shop at Lowes and not Home Depot.
Blonds don't get lost in Home Depot due to colorful signs.

-Cheers

The punchline, as is true in most of the very best jokes, is not
explicitly stated. *The point is that neither wife was looking for
either husband. * * * * *

g.
yeah.....i know.....it loses something in translation.

NO,no,no. Point is that you should shop at Lowes and not Home Depot.
Blonds don't get lost in Home Depot due to colorful signs.

And brunettes don't get lost in Lowes 'cause they have all the signs
in Spanish.
Frank Reid

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On Jun 8, 4:38*pm, "W. D. Grey" wrote:
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Frank Reid © 2008 writes





I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided
with a young guy pushing his cart.

I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife
and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.

I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look
like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with blond hair,
big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white
shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

Most old guys are helpful like that.

I didn't get this and I guess neither did you Frank :-)
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Bill Grey- Hide quoted text -

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The punchline, as is true in most of the very best jokes, is not
explicitly stated. The point is that neither wife was looking for
either husband.

g.
yeah.....i know.....it loses something in translation.

My intended thought was ....Frank didn't get the younger lady - the
punch-line was obvious.
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Bill Grey

On Jun 9, 6:00*am, "W. D. Grey" wrote:


My intended thought was ....Frank didn't get the younger lady *- the
punch-line was obvious.

Indeed, the punch-line was clear, as was your intention.

Evidently, mine wasn't.

g.

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On Jun 9, 6:00*am, "W. D. Grey" wrote:


My intended thought was ....Frank didn't get the younger lady *- the
punch-line was obvious.

Indeed, the punch-line was clear, as was your intention.

Evidently, mine wasn't.

g.

This could last for ages :-)
--
Bill Grey

W. D. Grey wrote:
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On Jun 9, 6:00 am, "W. D. Grey" wrote:


My intended thought was ....Frank didn't get the younger lady - the
punch-line was obvious.

Indeed, the punch-line was clear, as was your intention.

Evidently, mine wasn't.

g.

This could last for ages :-)
but old guys don't have that much time