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Went on another trip and caught lots of bass. Couldn't get a resupply
of my favoured softbait. Popped into walmart and lucky the private
contractor was setting up the fishing section. Told him about the
unavailability of the softbait and he put me on to another. Proved to
be just as good but the fish were a little smaller. I now have two
good soft bait prospects and I've tried them all. These softbaits are
highly recommended. The fish concentrate on the softbait so, they
forget to take off with the line,

On one retrieve of a fish a 20kg snapper latched on to the fish's
tail. Couldn't shake it free and tore the tail to shreds. Pulled it
close to my watercraft and gently tore the softbait from the hook for
reuse. Cut the line to release the fish to the snapper.

Heeeeee'ssss Baaaaaaaacccccccckkkkkkkk!!!!!!!
Welcom Back Al, Alice and all your other fine personalities that we disliked
and did not miss
"fishtale" wrote in message
ps.com...
Went on another trip and caught lots of bass. Couldn't get a resupply
of my favoured softbait. Popped into walmart and lucky the private
contractor was setting up the fishing section. Told him about the
unavailability of the softbait and he put me on to another. Proved to
be just as good but the fish were a little smaller. I now have two
good soft bait prospects and I've tried them all. These softbaits are
highly recommended. The fish concentrate on the softbait so, they
forget to take off with the line,

On one retrieve of a fish a 20kg snapper latched on to the fish's
tail. Couldn't shake it free and tore the tail to shreds. Pulled it
close to my watercraft and gently tore the softbait from the hook for
reuse. Cut the line to release the fish to the snapper.

That has to be the weirdest fishing report I can recall ever reading. The
literary version of smoking pot.

Joe
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"fishtale" wrote ...
Went on another trip snip

Joe Haubenreich wrote:
The
literary version of smoking pot.


Reads more like the literary version of smoking oregano and making
believe it was pot. There's no way on God's green earth that report was
based on any actual fish catches.

It's amazing that Al has "tried them (soft plastic baits) all" and has
narrowed the field down to the only two that actually work. And he
strongly recommends those two, without ever actually sharing what they are.

The guy doesn't have 2 brain cells that touch....

"RichZ" wrote in message
...
Joe Haubenreich wrote:
The literary version of smoking pot.


Reads more like the literary version of smoking oregano and making believe
it was pot. There's no way on God's green earth that report was based on
any actual fish catches.

It's amazing that Al has "tried them (soft plastic baits) all" and has
narrowed the field down to the only two that actually work. And he
strongly recommends those two, without ever actually sharing what they
are.

you had me at "the guy doesn't have two brain cells"


"Jerry Barton" wrote in message
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The guy doesn't have 2 brain cells that touch....

"RichZ" wrote in message
...
Joe Haubenreich wrote:
The literary version of smoking pot.


Reads more like the literary version of smoking oregano and making
believe it was pot. There's no way on God's green earth that report was
based on any actual fish catches.

It's amazing that Al has "tried them (soft plastic baits) all" and has
narrowed the field down to the only two that actually work. And he
strongly recommends those two, without ever actually sharing what they
are.

I just googled the word "simpleton", and there was a picture of Al holding
an ultra-light rod with 100# test and a jointed Rapala he got on discount at
Wally World.
He is not smoking pot, I don't think you smoke enough pot to make you that
stupid.

"Fishking" wrote in message
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you had me at "the guy doesn't have two brain cells"


"Jerry Barton" wrote in message
...
The guy doesn't have 2 brain cells that touch....

"RichZ" wrote in message
...
Joe Haubenreich wrote:
The literary version of smoking pot.


Reads more like the literary version of smoking oregano and making
believe it was pot. There's no way on God's green earth that report was
based on any actual fish catches.

It's amazing that Al has "tried them (soft plastic baits) all" and has
narrowed the field down to the only two that actually work. And he
strongly recommends those two, without ever actually sharing what they
are.

He's got a Phd in Stupid....


"Bass_Mr." wrote in message
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I just googled the word "simpleton", and there was a picture of Al holding
an ultra-light rod with 100# test and a jointed Rapala he got on discount
at Wally World.
He is not smoking pot, I don't think you smoke enough pot to make you that
stupid.

"Fishking" wrote in message
...
you had me at "the guy doesn't have two brain cells"


"Jerry Barton" wrote in message
...
The guy doesn't have 2 brain cells that touch....

"RichZ" wrote in message
...
Joe Haubenreich wrote:
The literary version of smoking pot.


Reads more like the literary version of smoking oregano and making
believe it was pot. There's no way on God's green earth that report was
based on any actual fish catches.

It's amazing that Al has "tried them (soft plastic baits) all" and has
narrowed the field down to the only two that actually work. And he
strongly recommends those two, without ever actually sharing what they
are.