Putz

"Tom Nakashima" wrote in
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Then one day she asked me
for some of the Finger Butter candybar I was eating. That's when I
realized she was calling me an Asshole all
that time.



That's absolutely hilarious.

--
Scott
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"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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I believe I have your ThermaRest pad.

Aw hell, some garage in Michigan has my car with most of my gear and all you
got was a stinking self inflatable mattress, you chose the wrong door

The Woodington Place address still good?

Yep, but no hurry. I have a twin since Mrs. Knight's idea of camping these
days is a Westin hotel, I'll just get it next time we go fishing.

ethnology, epistemology.......what's the difference among friends, right?

It's not friends I'm all that worried about.

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
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On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 17:23:23 GMT, rw
wrote:

LaCourse doesn't even have the wit to come up with his own name-calling
vocabulary. He has to steal it from Fortenberry.

It ain't stealing if you acknowledge the source, which I did.
Fortenberry has a way with words - what can I say? He also pegged
perfectly a certain drunken redneck and many people at the time, said,
"Fortenberry is right on again," meaning that he pegged you for what
you are, the the redneck for what he is. We need more Fortenberrys to
weed out the putzes and molesters.

LaCourse (enjoying the day from a porch on a cabin on Lower Lake
Richardson)

David,

You truly are a sad and pathetic individual!

This "certain drunken redneck" is happy to be so, if it means that I care
more about people the world over, than the dollar bill.
Tell ya what davey boy, I'll make a bet wit ya, since you seem to be so fond
of bets.

I bet you can't go a month on ROFF without posting something nasty about or
toward another ROFFian (defined as anyone that post to ROFF).
If you can, and this assumes that you will actually post to ROFF during the
next 2 months, I will leave ROFF, never to be heard from again. However, if
you can't maintain your dignity--not that you ever had any--you leave,
FOREVER!

The loser will be given the right to post a final message to alert all of
their buddies of their imminent demise. No more, no less.

Op --This remind you of something that your mentor, G.G. would propose
davey?--

On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 20:56:58 -0400, "Mr. Opus McDopus"
wrote:


"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 17:23:23 GMT, rw
wrote:

LaCourse doesn't even have the wit to come up with his own name-calling
vocabulary. He has to steal it from Fortenberry.

It ain't stealing if you acknowledge the source, which I did.
Fortenberry has a way with words - what can I say? He also pegged
perfectly a certain drunken redneck and many people at the time, said,
"Fortenberry is right on again," meaning that he pegged you for what
you are, the the redneck for what he is. We need more Fortenberrys to
weed out the putzes and molesters.

LaCourse (enjoying the day from a porch on a cabin on Lower Lake
Richardson)

David,

You truly are a sad and pathetic individual!

This "certain drunken redneck" is happy to be so, if it means that I care
more about people the world over, than the dollar bill.
Tell ya what davey boy, I'll make a bet wit ya, since you seem to be so fond
of bets.

I bet you can't go a month on ROFF without posting something nasty about or
toward another ROFFian (defined as anyone that post to ROFF).
If you can, and this assumes that you will actually post to ROFF during the
next 2 months, I will leave ROFF, never to be heard from again. However, if
you can't maintain your dignity--not that you ever had any--you leave,
FOREVER!

The loser will be given the right to post a final message to alert all of
their buddies of their imminent demise. No more, no less.

Op --This remind you of something that your mentor, G.G. would propose
davey?--


Now, Mark, who said *you* were the drunken redneck? I never mentioned
your name.

As far as the bet goes, which is it - a month or two months. You say
both. I'll take that bet, regardless. Starting now.

LaCourse

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...

Now, Mark, who said *you* were the drunken redneck? I never mentioned
your name.

Well, who were you referring to?

As far as the bet goes, which is it - a month or two months.

As we are in the middle of a month, it would be impossible for you to go an
entire month,without say something that could be construed as nasty, thus
the 2 months referred to.

You say
both. I'll take that bet, regardless. Starting now.

Ok, regardless of what you may have posted in response to Jon, we are on as
of the moment this post hits ROFF.

Op

LaCourse

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...


Now, Mark, who said *you* were the drunken redneck? I never mentioned
your name.

As far as the bet goes, which is it - a month or two months. You say
both. I'll take that bet, regardless. Starting now.

LaCourse

Oh yeah, our bet says nothing about what or how I may post. You might want
to keep that in mind!

Op

On Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:13:38 -0400, "Opie"
wrote:

Oh yeah, our bet says nothing about what or how I may post. You might want
to keep that in mind!

I figured that, Mark. d;o)

Opie typed:
"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
...


Now, Mark, who said *you* were the drunken redneck? I never
mentioned your name.

As far as the bet goes, which is it - a month or two months. You say
both. I'll take that bet, regardless. Starting now.

Oh yeah, our bet says nothing about what or how I may post. You
might want to keep that in mind!

Great. This gives the rest of us something to look forward to over the
coming weeks.
--
TL,
Tim
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http://css.sbcma.com/timj

Time out for a question and answer period:

Who determines if my posts are "nasty", as you put it? Certainly not
you.

Time will be up on the last day of October, take it or leave it.

I suggest Jon Cook as judge and jury, if he's willing.

So, let me get this straight: No nasty posts from me teasing certain
folks on roff. That will be easier than you think, Mark. Wolfgag is
already on my do-not-read list, and putting Barnard, you and Tatosian
on the same list should see me easilyl into the end of October.

LaCourse

"Dave LaCourse" wrote in message
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...Wolfgag....

Four hours and twelve minutes. You lose. Buh bye!

Wolfgang
honestly now, did anyone seriously think he would make it?