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And speaking of the, um, "arts"...



 
 
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Old August 25th, 2008, 06:05 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Default And speaking of the, um, "arts"...

A quick quiz on blue collar, Joe Sixpa...er, Lunchbox:

After 32 years on the Ford Assembly Plant line, Joe Lunchbox and the
missus go out every Friday night to the Dew Drop Inn to have a cold one
or two and listen to the jukebox. They are more likely to play:

A) Smells Like Funk
B) The Devil Went Down To Georgia

On Saturday night, they go to the movies. They are more likely to be
more interested in paying 10 bucks each to see:

A) King Lear, starring Gwenyth Paltrow
B) Whatever schlock Susan Sarandon might be in
C) The snackbar commercial repeated for 2 hours

On the way to the movies, they hear two stories on the news. Which is
more likely to upset them:

A) John McCain doesn't know off the top of his head how many houses his
wife's family's business interests, in which he has no role, might own
when suddenly asked
B) The Dems have had to import huge super-stretch limos, which get
about 6 feet to the gallon, from around the country to Denver so they
don't have to ride to their "green" convention to bitch about oil
companies in things like small, plain Fords

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/08/2...ons/index.html

HTH,
R
....and when told that Fergie and Will i am were going to be at the
convention, Biden called McCain to brag about royal support. McCain told
him that she is technically "ex-royalty," and although he did concede
that the future king was a coup, he wasn't sure why the kid cared one
way or the other...
 




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