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Old October 5th, 2005, 07:13 PM
pat gustafson
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World's shortest fairy tale



Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after
and went bass fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and
drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

Well, he went fishing....

pat
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Old October 5th, 2005, 10:45 PM
Carlos
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LOL

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Old October 6th, 2005, 12:49 AM
Charles B. Summers, HOF.
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Funny... my wife doesn't are if I fish, hunt, or fart. I don't golf or drink
beer anyway.

She doesn't like my bike though...


"pat gustafson" wrote in message
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World's shortest fairy tale



Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,
"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went bass fishing, hunting
and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

Well, he went fishing....

pat



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Old October 6th, 2005, 01:39 AM
Bob La Londe
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"pat gustafson" wrote in message
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World's shortest fairy tale



Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said,
"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went bass fishing, hunting
and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

Well, he went fishing....

pat


People are different I guess. My wife supports me in anything I want to do.
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Through the Month of October 2005

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Old October 6th, 2005, 02:56 AM
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I have always loved to fish, and I play golf on ocassion. I like a few
cold ones, and often eat peanuts with them....that combination is
condusive to "passing gas"! Poker is also one of my favorite passtimes.

P.S. I've been married 5 times!

JK

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Old October 6th, 2005, 05:10 AM
Bill McKee
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"John Kerr" wrote in message
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I have always loved to fish, and I play golf on ocassion. I like a few
cold ones, and often eat peanuts with them....that combination is
condusive to "passing gas"! Poker is also one of my favorite passtimes.

P.S. I've been married 5 times!

JK


Reminds me of an acquaintance. After the last divorce he said, no more
marriage. Just going to pick some women off the street every couple of
years and buy her a house.


 




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