OT....Denmark Theory

Denmark theory

The Danish logic is hard to refute,

"We in Denmark are struggling to understand why Americans are even
bothering to hold an election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and
a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a
huge bosom who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?"

Frank Sr.
....just trying to help...

*Denmark theory *

*The Danish logic is hard to refute,

"We in Denmark are struggling to understand why Americans are even
bothering to hold an election. *

*On one side, you have a bitch *who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and
a lawyer who is married to a bitch *who is a lawyer. *

*On the other side, you have a true war hero married *to a woman with a
*huge bosom who owns a beer distributorship. *

Is *there a contest here?"

Splork!
Frank Jr.
(who is cleaning his monitor)

Frank Church typed:
Denmark theory

The Danish logic is hard to refute,

"We in Denmark are struggling to understand why Americans are even
bothering to hold an election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer,
and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a
huge bosom who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?"

Now THAT'S funny!
--
TL,
Tim
-------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj

On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:52:10 GMT, Frank Church
wrote:

Denmark theory

The Danish logic is hard to refute,

"We in Denmark are struggling to understand why Americans are even
bothering to hold an election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and
a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a
huge bosom who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?"

Um, are you in Denver...?

HTH,
R
....well, not so much a contest, as much as a ****ing match...

Frank Sr.
...just trying to help...

ME, TOO! ME, TOO!

On Apr 25, 4:35*pm, wrote:
On Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:52:10 GMT, Frank Church

wrote:
Denmark theory *

The Danish logic is hard to refute,

"We in Denmark are struggling to understand why Americans are even
bothering to hold an election. *

On one side, you have a bitch *who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and
a lawyer who is married to a bitch *who is a lawyer. *

On the other side, you have a true war hero married *to a woman with a
huge bosom who owns a beer distributorship. *

Is *there a contest here?"

Um, are you in Denver...?

HTH,
R
...well, not so much a contest, as much as a ****ing match...



Frank Sr.
...just trying to help...

ME, TOO! *ME, TOO!



- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

wow. another really cute lawyer joke. i can't get enough of them.

wrote:

wow. another really cute lawyer joke. i can't get enough of them.

Yeah, must get old, but you never heard or told one, even one,
you thought was funny......?

On Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:33:34 -0400, JR wrote:

wrote:

wow. another really cute lawyer joke. i can't get enough of them.

Um, FWIW, I don't think it's quite a lawyer joke

Yeah, must get old, but you never heard or told one, even one,
you thought was funny......?

I've never understood that - that many lawyers don't seem to like lawyer
jokes. It's not like you wake up one day and say, "Ya know, if I'da
known people told lawyer jokes, I'da never gone to law school..." And
whole aspect of it invites jokes - can you think of another profession
that is often as vital and integral to civilization, yet at the same
time, often as screwy and inane...?

TC,
R

wrote:

can you think of another profession
that is often as vital and integral to civilization, yet at the same
time, often as screwy and inane...?

I bet Elliot Spitzer can.

opined:

- can you think of another profession
that is often as vital and integral to civilization, yet at the same
time, often as screwy and inane...?

Um..... Used car salesmen? g

John

wrote:

wow. another really cute lawyer joke. i can't get enough of them.

I saw a good one on a T-shirt today while wading through the
mud at Jazz Fest in New Orleans.

The T-shirt read:

Lawyers Have Feelings Too

and underneath in the fine print was:

Allegedly

LOL !!

--
Ken Fortenberry (bite me, Wayno ;-)