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I recently read an article somewhere on line about a guy who is facing
charges of public indecency or some such idiocy (I mean, after all, he was manifestly NOT killing children or any such nonsense.....or even accused of such.....somebody looked through his living room window and saw that he was not merely present, but also unclothed). 3/4 mile is about (actually, pretty precisely) how far anyone with nothing better to do would have had to drive up an obviously private driveway to see my naked ass today. Anytime after 9 a.m. would have sufficed. Prior to that it was a bit nippley out there. Oh, yeah, we've seen colder weather.....and have exposed ourselves to one degree or another.....but only rarely with the intent of making a daylong vitamin D quest out of it. Most of the inscrutable (and, admittedly, hypothetical) few who made the trip would doubtless have been grossly disappointed. One nutritionally challenged ass looks pretty much like another would be my first best guess. But then, there's no accounting for tastes. In any case, legal, moral, religious and philosophical considerations aside, I believe there is a strong case to be made for the proposition that the naked human body (or, this one, at least) has strong and easily defensible reasons for exposing itself to the elements which, after all, played (and continue to play) a major role in its evolution over the course of several eons. In the first place, it's mine. Second, third and subsequent places don't matter. QED, wot? And what the **** are you doing in my driveway, anyway? And, YES! naked IS the way to tend to plants.....plants which have never known the ignominy and shame of being discovered improperly clad for the business at hand (with the obvious exception, of course, of those displaying sexual parts unseasonably early.....like they got a ****in' hotline to NOAA, ainna?) And what has all of this to do with grilling Italian sausages in preparation for this evening's pasta entree? Well, the grill is out on the deck.....in full sunlight (for most of the day).....and so are the plants. giles never......NEVER!......shrug off logistical considerations and.....um.....more later.....the landlord arriveth. |
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On Jun 7, 3:45*am, ScovilleUnit wrote:
Giles wrote in news:a0f75d5d-ae18-4a25-96e9- : I recently read an article somewhere on line about a guy who is facing charges of public indecency or some such idiocy (I mean, after all, he was manifestly NOT killing children or any such nonsense.....or even accused of such.....somebody looked through his living room window and saw that he was not merely present, but also unclothed). 3/4 mile is about (actually, pretty precisely) how far anyone with nothing better to do would have had to drive up an obviously private driveway to see my naked ass today. *Anytime after 9 a.m. would have sufficed. *Prior to that it was a bit nippley out there. *Oh, yeah, we've seen colder weather.....and have exposed ourselves to one degree or another.....but only rarely with the intent of making a daylong vitamin D quest out of it. Most of the inscrutable (and, admittedly, hypothetical) few who made the trip would doubtless have been grossly disappointed. *One nutritionally challenged ass looks pretty much like another would be my first best guess. *But then, there's no accounting for tastes. In any case, legal, moral, religious and philosophical considerations aside, I believe there is a strong case to be made for the proposition that the naked human body (or, this one, at least) has strong and easily defensible reasons for exposing itself to the elements which, after all, played (and continue to play) a major role in its evolution over the course of several eons. In the first place, it's mine. *Second, third and subsequent places don't matter. *QED, wot? And what the **** are you doing in my driveway, anyway? And, YES! naked IS the way to tend to plants.....plants which have never known the ignominy and shame of being discovered improperly clad for the business at hand (with the obvious exception, of course, of those displaying sexual parts unseasonably early.....like they got a ****in' hotline to NOAA, ainna?) And what has all of this to do with grilling Italian sausages in preparation for this evening's pasta entree? *Well, the grill is out on the deck.....in full sunlight (for most of the day).....and so are the plants. giles never......NEVER!......shrug off logistical considerations and.....um.....more later.....the landlord arriveth. * * * Well, * slothing through this rethorical bull****, all of your half-wit * blathering is just a bunch of poo poo. (LOL) moron. g. |
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On Jun 8, 9:30*pm, ScovilleUnit wrote:
Giles wrote in news:d6d88429-c508-4615-82f9- : On Jun 7, 3:45 am, ScovilleUnit wrote: Giles wrote in news:a0f75d5d-ae18-4a25-96e9- : I recently read an article somewhere on line about a guy who is facing charges of public indecency or some such idiocy (I mean, after all, he was manifestly NOT killing children or any such nonsense.....or even accused of such.....somebody looked through his living room window and saw that he was not merely present, but also unclothed). 3/4 mile is about (actually, pretty precisely) how far anyone with nothing better to do would have had to drive up an obviously private driveway to see my naked ass today. Anytime after 9 a.m. would have sufficed. Prior to that it was a bit nippley out there. Oh, yeah, we've seen colder weather.....and have exposed ourselves to one degree or another.....but only rarely with the intent of making a daylong vitamin D quest out of it. Most of the inscrutable (and, admittedly, hypothetical) few who made the trip would doubtless have been grossly disappointed. One nutritionally challenged ass looks pretty much like another would be my first best guess. But then, there's no accounting for tastes. In any case, legal, moral, religious and philosophical considerations aside, I believe there is a strong case to be made for the proposition that the naked human body (or, this one, at least) has strong and easily defensible reasons for exposing itself to the elements which, after all, played (and continue to play) a major role in its evolution over the course of several eons. In the first place, it's mine. Second, third and subsequent places don't matter. QED, wot? And what the **** are you doing in my driveway, anyway? And, YES! naked IS the way to tend to plants.....plants which have never known the ignominy and shame of being discovered improperly clad for the business at hand (with the obvious exception, of course, of those displaying sexual parts unseasonably early.....like they got a ****in' hotline to NOAA, ainna?) And what has all of this to do with grilling Italian sausages in preparation for this evening's pasta entree? Well, the grill is out on the deck.....in full sunlight (for most of the day).....and so are the plants. giles never......NEVER!......shrug off logistical considerations and.....um.....more later.....the landlord arriveth. Well, slothing through this rethorical bull****, all of your half- wit * blathering is just a bunch of poo poo. (LOL) moron. g. Green Teeth. HH. moron. g. |
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Giles wrote in
: On Jun 8, 9:30*pm, ScovilleUnit wrote: Giles wrote in news:d6d88429-c508-4615-82f9- : On Jun 7, 3:45 am, ScovilleUnit wrote: Giles wrote in news:a0f75d5d-ae18-4a25-96e9- : I recently read an article somewhere on line about a guy who is facing charges of public indecency or some such idiocy (I mean, after all, he was manifestly NOT killing children or any such nonsense.....or even accused of such.....somebody looked through his living room window and saw that he was not merely present, but also unclothed). 3/4 mile is about (actually, pretty precisely) how far anyone with nothing better to do would have had to drive up an obviously private driveway to see my naked ass today. Anytime after 9 a.m. would have sufficed. Prior to that it was a bit nippley out there. Oh, yeah, we've seen colder weather.....and have exposed ourselves to one degree or another.....but only rarely with the intent of making a daylong vitamin D quest out of it. Most of the inscrutable (and, admittedly, hypothetical) few who made the trip would doubtless have been grossly disappointed. One nutritionally challenged ass looks pretty much like another would be my first best guess. But then, there's no accounting for tastes. In any case, legal, moral, religious and philosophical considerations aside, I believe there is a strong case to be made for the proposition that the naked human body (or, this one, at least) has strong and easily defensible reasons for exposing itself to the elements which, after all, played (and continue to play) a major role in its evolution over the course of several eons. In the first place, it's mine. Second, third and subsequent places don't matter. QED, wot? And what the **** are you doing in my driveway, anyway? And, YES! naked IS the way to tend to plants.....plants which have never known the ignominy and shame of being discovered improperly clad for the business at hand (with the obvious exception, of course, of those displaying sexual parts unseasonably early.....like they got a ****in' hotline to NOAA, ainna?) And what has all of this to do with grilling Italian sausages in preparation for this evening's pasta entree? Well, the grill is out on the deck.....in full sunlight (for most of the day).....and so are the plants. giles never......NEVER!......shrug off logistical considerations and.....um.....more later.....the landlord arriveth. Well, slothing through this rethorical bull****, all of your half- wit * blathering is just a bunch of poo poo. (LOL) moron. g. Green Teeth. HH. moron. g. Green Teeth HH. |
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On Jun 14, 10:47*pm, ScovilleUnit wrote:
Giles wrote : On Jun 8, 9:30*pm, ScovilleUnit wrote: Giles wrote in news:d6d88429-c508-4615-82f9- : On Jun 7, 3:45 am, ScovilleUnit wrote: Giles wrote in news:a0f75d5d-ae18-4a25-96e9- : I recently read an article somewhere on line about a guy who is facing charges of public indecency or some such idiocy (I mean, after all, he was manifestly NOT killing children or any such nonsense.....or even accused of such.....somebody looked through his living room window and saw that he was not merely present, but also unclothed). 3/4 mile is about (actually, pretty precisely) how far anyone with nothing better to do would have had to drive up an obviously private driveway to see my naked ass today. Anytime after 9 a.m. would have sufficed. Prior to that it was a bit nippley out there. Oh, yeah, we've seen colder weather.....and have exposed ourselves to one degree or another.....but only rarely with the intent of making a daylong vitamin D quest out of it. Most of the inscrutable (and, admittedly, hypothetical) few who made the trip would doubtless have been grossly disappointed. One nutritionally challenged ass looks pretty much like another would be my first best guess. But then, there's no accounting for tastes. In any case, legal, moral, religious and philosophical considerations aside, I believe there is a strong case to be made for the proposition that the naked human body (or, this one, at least) has strong and easily defensible reasons for exposing itself to the elements which, after all, played (and continue to play) a major role in its evolution over the course of several eons. In the first place, it's mine. Second, third and subsequent places don't matter. QED, wot? And what the **** are you doing in my driveway, anyway? And, YES! naked IS the way to tend to plants.....plants which have never known the ignominy and shame of being discovered improperly clad for the business at hand (with the obvious exception, of course, of those displaying sexual parts unseasonably early.....like they got a ****in' hotline to NOAA, ainna?) And what has all of this to do with grilling Italian sausages in preparation for this evening's pasta entree? Well, the grill is out on the deck.....in full sunlight (for most of the day).....and so are the plants. giles never......NEVER!......shrug off logistical considerations and.....um.....more later.....the landlord arriveth. Well, slothing through this rethorical bull****, all of your half- wit * blathering is just a bunch of poo poo. (LOL) moron. g. Green Teeth. HH. moron. g. Green Teeth HH. moron. g. |
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Most of the ambiguous (and, admittedly, hypothetical) few who made the cruise would absolutely accept been grossly disappointed. One nutritionally challenged ass looks appealing abundant like addition would be my aboriginal best guess. But then, there's no accounting for tastes.
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