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Do you need another reason to be a card-carrying member of the ACLU ?

Watch this:

http://www.aclu.org/pizza/

--
Ken Fortenberry

I can already hear people saying, "That'll never happen here."

I like the Flash piece. It rings just true enough to be scary. As one
who has two local pizza delivery numbers committed to memory, I find it
both convenient and disturbing that they know who I am and where I live
when I call from either phone. It's that benign convenience that's
going to do us in.

Joe F.
(proud card-carrying member)

On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 16:54:38 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Do you need another reason to be a card-carrying member of the ACLU ?

Watch this:

http://www.aclu.org/pizza/

Uh, yeah...

And here's another suggestion of how it would probably REALLY work should "the
Government" start collecting info ala your little pizza movie...

"Hello, Dumiknow's Pizza. What would you like to order, Mr. Frankenberry?"

"Um, it's 'Fortenberry,' not 'Frankenberry,' and I'd like the Sprout Sub Combo
with the free tofu logs..."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Quackinbardy, but based on information gathered from many
sources, including your posts on the fish-frying newsgroup, we can't allow that.
Please choose something else."

"What the **** are you talking about?"

"It's pretentious."

"What's pretentious?"

"The sprouts and tofu, Mr. Frankenstein..."

"OK, fine, then give me a double-meat gutbuster special."

"And would you like a case of your favorite beer, Pearl Light, delivered with
that?"

"PEARL LIGHT?"

"Yes sir - according to your Bank of Lithuania check card records, you buy a
case of Pearl Light every other day at Big Earl's Bait Shop, just 1.5 miles from
your trailer there in Klansberg, Arkansas..."

"Arkansas...what the **** are you..."

"And we can also deliver a copy of your favorite magazine, 'Today in Wisconsin
Religion,' Mr. Siebeneich..."

"Siebeneich?! Look, I think your computer has..."

"And sir, a Google search indicates that you prefer to have things delivered by
Jehovah's Witnesses..."

"Yeah, sure, whatever..."

"It says here on the screen that your spouse is a Double Libertarian named
William Conan...would Mrs. Franklederry like anything this evening?"

"Um, I _know_ a William and a Conan, who are two male _librarians_, but..."

"Yes, sir, we are aware of your perversions..."

"Look, you stupid asshole, my wife is a librarian, too, but..."

"Are you threatening to threaten me, Mr. Bortenferry?"

"WHAT?!"

Don't let this happen to you...send a sprout-and-tofu pizza to the ACLU today -
remember, if anyone deserves a sprout-and-tofu pizza, it's the ACLU...

More evidence that Jack Block is right on.

wrote:
On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 16:54:38 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Do you need another reason to be a card-carrying member of the ACLU ?

Watch this:

http://www.aclu.org/pizza/

Uh, yeah...

And here's another suggestion of how it would probably REALLY work should "the
Government" start collecting info ala your little pizza movie...

"Hello, Dumiknow's Pizza. What would you like to order, Mr. Frankenberry?"

"Um, it's 'Fortenberry,' not 'Frankenberry,' and I'd like the Sprout Sub Combo
with the free tofu logs..."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Quackinbardy, but based on information gathered from many
sources, including your posts on the fish-frying newsgroup, we can't allow that.
Please choose something else."

"What the **** are you talking about?"

"It's pretentious."

"What's pretentious?"

"The sprouts and tofu, Mr. Frankenstein..."

"OK, fine, then give me a double-meat gutbuster special."

"And would you like a case of your favorite beer, Pearl Light, delivered with
that?"

"PEARL LIGHT?"

"Yes sir - according to your Bank of Lithuania check card records, you buy a
case of Pearl Light every other day at Big Earl's Bait Shop, just 1.5 miles from
your trailer there in Klansberg, Arkansas..."

"Arkansas...what the **** are you..."

"And we can also deliver a copy of your favorite magazine, 'Today in Wisconsin
Religion,' Mr. Siebeneich..."

"Siebeneich?! Look, I think your computer has..."

"And sir, a Google search indicates that you prefer to have things delivered by
Jehovah's Witnesses..."

"Yeah, sure, whatever..."

"It says here on the screen that your spouse is a Double Libertarian named
William Conan...would Mrs. Franklederry like anything this evening?"

"Um, I _know_ a William and a Conan, who are two male _librarians_, but..."

"Yes, sir, we are aware of your perversions..."

"Look, you stupid asshole, my wife is a librarian, too, but..."

"Are you threatening to threaten me, Mr. Bortenferry?"

"WHAT?!"

Don't let this happen to you...send a sprout-and-tofu pizza to the ACLU today -
remember, if anyone deserves a sprout-and-tofu pizza, it's the ACLU...

On 21 Mar 2006 13:10:38 -0800, "BJ Conner" wrote:

More evidence that Jack Block is right on.

Why, did he confess to being a flake and blame it all on you for getting him
hooked on snorting paint and ritalin?