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What are the weirdest things you've caught while fishing ?



 
 
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Old June 9th, 2007, 05:00 AM posted to uk.rec.fishing.sea,rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc,rec.aquaria.marine.misc,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Colin[_2_]
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Default What are the weirdest things you've caught while fishing ?

What are the weirdest (whatever your definition of that is) things
that you,
or any friends, have caught so far while fishing ?

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Old June 9th, 2007, 05:06 AM posted to uk.rec.fishing.sea,rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc,rec.aquaria.marine.misc,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Default What are the weirdest things you've caught while fishing ?

On Jun 8, 10:00 pm, Colin wrote:
What are the weirdest (whatever your definition of that is) things
that you,
or any friends, have caught so far while fishing ?


The night hawk was weirder than the bat.
But I think the rattlesnake takes the cake.

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Old June 9th, 2007, 01:35 PM posted to uk.rec.fishing.sea,rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc,rec.aquaria.marine.misc,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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"Colin" wrote in message
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What are the weirdest (whatever your definition of that is) things
that you,
or any friends, have caught so far while fishing ?

A Bat.



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Old June 9th, 2007, 03:24 PM posted to uk.rec.fishing.sea,rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc,rec.aquaria.marine.misc,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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On Jun 8, 11:00?pm, Colin wrote:
What are the weirdest (whatever your definition of that is) things
that you,
or any friends, have caught so far while fishing ?


Colin.
FYI...
Do you realize how many non "fishing" groups yopu added to your send
list?
The Marine and freshwater misc. groups are hobby fish keeping groups,
not fishing as in with a rod and reel.

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Old June 9th, 2007, 03:37 PM posted to uk.rec.fishing.sea,rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc,rec.aquaria.marine.misc,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Says who Tynk.you? If they want to fish in the aquariums thats their
business bitch. You just enjoy the attention in these groups and get
off on it. I can see now why you were always on Carol Gulleys back, it
was because she got the attention and left your skank ass out of the
picture, now your so enthralled with all this new found attention you
can not resist getting more. Your a deviat attention ho! Now go wash
that skanky smelling ass of yours its starting to permeate the
atmosphere.



On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 07:24:55 -0700, Tynk wrote:

On Jun 8, 11:00?pm, Colin wrote:
What are the weirdest (whatever your definition of that is) things
that you,
or any friends, have caught so far while fishing ?

Colin.
FYI...
Do you realize how many non "fishing" groups yopu added to your send
list?
The Marine and freshwater misc. groups are hobby fish keeping groups,
not fishing as in with a rod and reel.



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I forgot more about ponds and koi than I'll ever know!
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Old June 9th, 2007, 03:46 PM posted to uk.rec.fishing.sea,rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc,rec.aquaria.marine.misc,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Pondmeister
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Default What are the weirdest things you've caught while fishing ? Tynk their calling you weird!

Thay bitch TYNK who likes anal sex caught the clap of the asshole
while her mate was probbing her depths looking for bait!

On Fri, 08 Jun 2007 21:00:32 -0700, Colin wrote:

What are the weirdest (whatever your definition of that is) things
that you,
or any friends, have caught so far while fishing ?



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I forgot more about ponds and koi than I'll ever know!
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Old June 9th, 2007, 04:56 PM posted to uk.rec.fishing.sea,rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc,rec.aquaria.marine.misc,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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This is easy to remember. I have "caught" exactly 4 Cottonmouths, although I
don't believe that "caught" is exactly the right word. The fact is that I
intentionally snagged each in the back with oversized Abu-Reflex inline
spinners by casting across their backs & then jerking hard when the lures
were just dangling past their backs, burying the hooks deep in them.

There is a small downside to such antics: First, I ran out of those prized
lures. Also, of course I always seemed to fall & skin myself up badly as I
ran away in terror. I can't really say that I eventually grew out of stupid
things like this... I just ran out of the lures.

Bob Rickard
Secret Weapon Lures
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"Colin" wrote in message
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What are the weirdest (whatever your definition of that is) things
that you,
or any friends, have caught so far while fishing ?



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Old June 9th, 2007, 05:02 PM posted to uk.rec.fishing.sea,rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc,rec.aquaria.marine.misc,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Default What are the weirdest things you've caught while fishing ? TYNK caught the clap while "fishing"

On Sat, 09 Jun 2007 15:56:38 GMT, "Bob Rickard"
wrote:

This is easy to remember. I have "caught" exactly 4 Cottonmouths, although I
don't believe that "caught" is exactly the right word. The fact is that I
intentionally snagged each in the back with oversized Abu-Reflex inline
spinners by casting across their backs & then jerking hard when the lures
were just dangling past their backs, burying the hooks deep in them.

There is a small downside to such antics: First, I ran out of those prized
lures. Also, of course I always seemed to fall & skin myself up badly as I
ran away in terror. I can't really say that I eventually grew out of stupid
things like this... I just ran out of the lures.

Bob Rickard
Secret Weapon Lures
.............................................. .................................................. ......................






"Colin" wrote in message
legroups.com...
What are the weirdest (whatever your definition of that is) things
that you,
or any friends, have caught so far while fishing ?


Or did the "fisherman" catch the clap while fishing in TYNKS
pond...Thats what I would like to know.

Old TYNK wul dhave paid for those cotton mouths. She uses them for
super long dildoes. Of course she pays more fr a rattle snake as it
does nre for her with thse rattles. Yu know how hard it is to get off
once yur past a certain age like TYNK is, so therefore she needs her
toys to help, as well as getting her fudge packed....Anyone care to h
ep TYNK get off just send her an email or drop by her huse.She is
always willing to oblige.


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I forgot more about ponds and koi than I'll ever know!
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Old June 9th, 2007, 05:29 PM posted to uk.rec.fishing.sea,rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc,rec.aquaria.marine.misc,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
lee
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A bloody great grass snake whilst spinning for perch. Hateful things, didn't
know it was a snake, last thing I thought it would be.I said to my mate,
''First eel of the season'', after that, all hell broke loose. Must have
been a funny sight, a 6ft bloke screaming like a girl whilst doing the
quickest highland fling anyone has seen. I now look before I hand land my
fish!


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Old June 9th, 2007, 07:20 PM posted to uk.rec.fishing.sea,rec.aquaria.freshwater.misc,rec.aquaria.marine.misc,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass,rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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"Colin" wrote in message
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What are the weirdest (whatever your definition of that is) things
that you,
or any friends, have caught so far while fishing ?


Morons, idiots, cretins, dumbasses, fools, imbeciles.....that sort of thing.

Wolfgang
who, personally, doesn't think there's anything particularly "weird" about
it.....but hesitates to impose his own quotidian standards on such an
erudite gathering as has been flushed out by this penetrating survey.


 




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