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Old May 5th, 2008, 03:25 AM posted to rec.sport.football.college,alt.sports.football.pro.chi-bears,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
winnard
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"Hoover" wrote in message
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Another NFL mental midget - put him away for life.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_yl...v=ap&type=lgns



Dude, he's drinking and driving A FREAKIN' BOAT. You have the God given
right to drink and drive a boat, that's just a fact of life. It's a BOAT
for crying out loud. No one ever got killed from drinking and driving a
boat, except for maybe that Exxon Valdez dude.


winnard


  #2  
Old May 5th, 2008, 04:01 AM posted to rec.sport.football.college,alt.sports.football.pro.chi-bears,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
John Rogers
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Default cedric benson - moron

"winnard" , don't waste your summer praying in vain
for your Obama to rise from these streets...


"Hoover" wrote in message
...
Another NFL mental midget - put him away for life.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_yl...v=ap&type=lgns

Dude, he's drinking and driving A FREAKIN' BOAT. You have the God given
right to drink and drive a boat, that's just a fact of life. It's a BOAT
for crying out loud. No one ever got killed from drinking and driving a
boat, except for maybe that Exxon Valdez dude.


There was some MLB player that drove his boat full speed into a pier a
few years ago.


John Rogers
AU Class of 1985
The Al Del Greco of Atlanta

"Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they
charge for arugula?" (Barrack Obama, Adel, Iowa, 2007)
  #3  
Old May 5th, 2008, 04:18 AM posted to rec.sport.football.college,alt.sports.football.pro.chi-bears,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
Steve Cutchen
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Default cedric benson - moron

In article , John Rogers
wrote:

"winnard" , don't waste your summer praying in vain
for your Obama to rise from these streets...


"Hoover" wrote in message
...
Another NFL mental midget - put him away for life.


http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_yl...nYcB?slug=ap-b

ears-bensonarrested&prov=ap&type=lgns

Dude, he's drinking and driving A FREAKIN' BOAT. You have the God given
right to drink and drive a boat, that's just a fact of life. It's a BOAT
for crying out loud. No one ever got killed from drinking and driving a
boat, except for maybe that Exxon Valdez dude.


There was some MLB player that drove his boat full speed into a pier a
few years ago.


Well, he didn't die from drinkin and driving his boat.

He died from hitting a pier! duh.
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Old May 5th, 2008, 04:22 AM posted to rec.sport.football.college,alt.sports.football.pro.chi-bears,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
Reverend Ozone
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Default cedric benson - moron

Heed the screed of *winnard*:

"Hoover" wrote in message
...
Another NFL mental midget - put him away for life.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_yl...v=ap&type=lgns


Dude, he's drinking and driving A FREAKIN' BOAT. You have the God given
right to drink and drive a boat, that's just a fact of life.


Um, no, you do *not*. It's quite against the law. What color is the sky in
your world?!?

It's a BOAT for crying out loud. No one ever got killed from drinking and
driving a
boat, except for maybe that Exxon Valdez dude.


Are you serious? Cite for us, please, the rationale behind that extremely
stupid statement.


Sit down and shut up before your ignorance kills *you*.

--
Reverend Ozone

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
(Adam Savage, "MythBusters", Discovery Channel US)


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Old May 5th, 2008, 12:39 PM posted to rec.sport.football.college,alt.sports.football.pro.chi-bears,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
Steve Cutchen
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Default cedric benson - moron

In article , Reverend Ozone
wrote:

Heed the screed of *winnard*:

"Hoover" wrote in message
...
Another NFL mental midget - put him away for life.


http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_yl...nYcB?slug=ap-b
ears-bensonarrested&prov=ap&type=lgns


Dude, he's drinking and driving A FREAKIN' BOAT. You have the God given
right to drink and drive a boat, that's just a fact of life.


Um, no, you do *not*. It's quite against the law. What color is the sky in
your world?!?


This from a guy called Reverend Ozone?
  #6  
Old May 5th, 2008, 02:54 PM posted to rec.sport.football.college,alt.sports.football.pro.chi-bears,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
Reverend Ozone
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Default cedric benson - moron

Heed the screed of *Steve Cutchen*:

In article , Reverend Ozone
wrote:

Heed the screed of *winnard*:

"Hoover" wrote in message
...
Another NFL mental midget - put him away for life.


http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_yl...nYcB?slug=ap-b
ears-bensonarrested&prov=ap&type=lgns


Dude, he's drinking and driving A FREAKIN' BOAT. You have the God given
right to drink and drive a boat, that's just a fact of life.


Um, no, you do *not*. It's quite against the law. What color is the sky in
your world?!?


This from a guy called Reverend Ozone?


More in touch with reality than you, apparently.

--
Reverend Ozone

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
(Adam Savage, "MythBusters", Discovery Channel US)


  #7  
Old May 5th, 2008, 03:01 PM posted to rec.sport.football.college,alt.sports.football.pro.chi-bears,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
Mercellus Bohren
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Default cedric benson - moron

On May 4, 10:01 pm, John Rogers wrote:
"winnard" , don't waste your summer praying in vain
for your Obama to rise from these streets...



"Hoover" wrote in message
...
Another NFL mental midget - put him away for life.


http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_yl...AFIkRk5nYcB?sl...


Dude, he's drinking and driving A FREAKIN' BOAT. You have the God given
right to drink and drive a boat, that's just a fact of life. It's a BOAT
for crying out loud. No one ever got killed from drinking and driving a
boat, except for maybe that Exxon Valdez dude.


There was some MLB player that drove his boat full speed into a pier a
few years ago.

John Rogers
AU Class of 1985
The Al Del Greco of Atlanta

"Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they
charge for arugula?" (Barrack Obama, Adel, Iowa, 2007)


Someone will rsfck up drunk in their boat and kill a person a few
weeks from now, if not a few days from now.
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Old May 5th, 2008, 03:02 PM posted to rec.sport.football.college,alt.sports.football.pro.chi-bears,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
Mercellus Bohren
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Default cedric benson - moron

On May 5, 8:54 am, "Reverend Ozone"
wrote:
Heed the screed of *Steve Cutchen*:



In article , Reverend Ozone
wrote:


Heed the screed of *winnard*:


"Hoover" wrote in message
...
Another NFL mental midget - put him away for life.


http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_yl...AFIkRk5nYcB?sl...
ears-bensonarrested&prov=ap&type=lgns


Dude, he's drinking and driving A FREAKIN' BOAT. You have the God given
right to drink and drive a boat, that's just a fact of life.


Um, no, you do *not*. It's quite against the law. What color is the sky in
your world?!?


This from a guy called Reverend Ozone?


More in touch with reality than you, apparently.

--
Reverend Ozone

"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
(Adam Savage, "MythBusters", Discovery Channel US)


I see that you're probably in touch with something.
  #9  
Old May 5th, 2008, 03:05 PM posted to rec.sport.football.college,alt.sports.football.pro.chi-bears,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
J.C. \Watts\ Enslin
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On May 4, 10:22*pm, "Reverend Ozone"
wrote:
Heed the screed of *winnard*:

"Hoover" wrote in message
...
Another NFL mental midget - put him away for life.


http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_yl...AFIkRk5nYcB?sl....
Dude, he's drinking and driving A FREAKIN' BOAT. *You have the God given
right to drink and drive a boat, that's just a fact of life.


Um, no, you do *not*. *It's quite against the law. *What color is the sky in
your world?!?

It's a BOAT for crying out loud. *No one ever got killed from drinking and
driving a
boat, except for maybe that Exxon Valdez dude.


Are you serious? *Cite for us, please, the rationale behind that extremely
stupid statement.



Dude, have you *seen* a lake? They're ****in *HUGE*!

What kind of idot can't have a few and still manage not to hit
something?

Jon
  #10  
Old May 5th, 2008, 03:56 PM posted to rec.sport.football.college,alt.sports.football.pro.chi-bears,rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
Steve @ OutdoorFrontiers
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"J.C. "Watts" Enslin" wrote in message SNIP

Dude, have you *seen* a lake? They're ****in *HUGE*!

What kind of idot can't have a few and still manage not to hit
something?

Jon

Dude, have you ever seen the aftermath of a boating accident? I spent
twenty years in Fire/EMS and have been to more than my fair share of boating
incidents, with at least four fatalities that I can think of off the top of
my head that will haunt me to my grave. There were two alcohol related
fatalities in my home area last year, and in both cases, the drunken boat
drivers ran over other boats legally enjoying their time on the water. Both
drunken boat operators were convicted of vehicular homicide and are now
serving long sentences, and rightfully so.

I don't care how *HUGE* a lake is. When you take someone and put them
behind the wheel of a vehicle capable of highway speeds, without brakes,
then impair their judgment, reflexes and response times with alcohol, there
are going to be problems of the worst sort. The bad thing is that usually
those injured are unfortunates that simply happened to be in the wrong place
at the wrong time.

Can you even imagine what a propeller spinning at three to five thousand
rpms does to a human body? Stick your finger in a spinning blender and
you'll get something close to the same injury. That doesn't even consider
the impact force of a two to four thousand pound boat slamming into another
boat! Often times in a boating collision, one boat goes over the top of the
other, so you have impact injuries as well as slicing and dicing trauma.

And then there's the problem of increased response time by the emergency
responders and the difficulty of a water rescue.

There are more idiots out there than you can possibly imagine that feel they
can have a few and be all right. Unfortunately, they're wrong. Do the
world a favor and save having a few until the boat is tied to the dock.
--
Steve @ OutdoorFrontiers
http://www.outdoorfrontiers.com
G & S Guide Service and Custom Rods
http://www.herefishyfishy.com

 




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