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A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should
meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and nice breasts. 10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also. 10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free. 10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator. 10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because that would be a great idea as they have never been there before. And so it goes . . . . . . . |
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On Jan 30, 2:29*pm, Mike wrote:
A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and nice breasts. 10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also. 10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free. 10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator. 10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because that would be a great idea as they have never been there before. And so it goes . . . . . . . Got that from my HS class alumni chairman last week. Truer than you night imagine. cheers oz, trying to remember if he has been there before........ |
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On Jan 30, 12:29*pm, Mike wrote:
A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and nice breasts. 10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also. 10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free. 10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator. 10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because that would be a great idea as they have never been there before. And so it goes . . . . . . . Jesus man, just what the **** I needed, "Another reminder that most of my like has passed and I still do not understand fully the calculus, actually not any. nor has my member reached its intended heft, although my balls have sunk to new lows." This getting old **** is a one way street and lots don't even get to get old which you already know or will most surely learn. Dave |
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On Feb 5, 2:31*am, DaveS wrote:
On Jan 30, 12:29*pm, Mike wrote: A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and nice breasts. 10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also. 10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free. 10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator. 10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because that would be a great idea as they have never been there before. And so it goes . . . . . . . Jesus man, just what the **** I needed, "Another reminder that most of my like has passed and I still do not understand fully the calculus, actually not any. nor has my member reached its intended heft, although my balls have sunk to new lows." This getting old **** is a one way street and lots don't even get to get old which you already know or will most surely learn. I seem to stumble into new **** all the time. Keeps the interest, if not more important stuff, up. F'rinstance: Backpacked through USSR at 50 and 51. Went into Peace Corps at 55. Picked up my first musical instrument at 62. Started my dance band at 64. Bought my second MG at 64. Built a house at 65. Bought a fiddle a month ago, and will learn to play it soon (but the cat is going cross-eyed). Travel to SF conventions, fishing destinations, music festivals, jams, dances, and places to identify new birds. Gotta do ****, but this lawn mowing, brush burning, road smoothing, trash raking, weeding, painting, cleaning, etc. is a waste of time and the "estate" is up for sale. Gonna move to a condo or something -- maybe an old folks trailer park. Whatever -- it will just be a place to store ****, as I won't be there much, moving around, annoying the kids, grandkids, and other relatives and friends, stalking the wily trout (and the stupider bass), playing blues in Greenville, Cajun im Mamoo, Bluegrass at Pea Ridge, and a bit of folk music wherever pretentious yuppies gather -- except Colorado mountain towns. cheers, and keep movin' oz, not really pensive, but restless |
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On Feb 5, 1:29*pm, MajorOz wrote:
...and a bit of folk music wherever pretentious yuppies gather -- except Colorado mountain towns. Hm..... cheers, and keep movin' oz, not really pensive, but restless That's your colon rubbing on your ears that causes that. g. |
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On 2010-02-05 16:57:19 -0500, Giles said:
On Feb 5, 1:29*pm, MajorOz wrote: ...and a bit of folk music wherever pretentious yuppies gather -- except Colorado mountain towns. Hm..... cheers, and keep movin' oz, not really pensive, but restless That's your colon rubbing on your ears that causes that. g. You should know. |
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On Feb 5, 4:15*pm, David LaCourse wrote:
On 2010-02-05 16:57:19 -0500, Giles said: On Feb 5, 1:29*pm, MajorOz wrote: ...and a bit of folk music wherever pretentious yuppies gather -- except Colorado mountain towns. Hm..... cheers, and keep movin' oz, not really pensive, but restless That's your colon rubbing on your ears that causes that. g. You should know. Moron. Pig. g. |
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On 2010-02-05 18:34:52 -0500, Giles said:
On Feb 5, 4:15*pm, David LaCourse wrote: On 2010-02-05 16:57:19 -0500, Giles said: On Feb 5, 1:29*pm, MajorOz wrote: ...and a bit of folk music wherever pretentious yuppies gather -- except Colorado mountain towns. Hm..... cheers, and keep movin' oz, not really pensive, but restless That's your colon rubbing on your ears that causes that. g. You should know. Moron. Pig. g. Too funny. You are talking about rubbing ears on a colon and you call me a pig. Hypocrite. Malcontent. Schwein. Dope. Davey |
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On Feb 5, 6:47*pm, David LaCourse wrote:
On 2010-02-05 18:34:52 -0500, Giles said: On Feb 5, 4:15*pm, David LaCourse wrote: On 2010-02-05 16:57:19 -0500, Giles said: On Feb 5, 1:29*pm, MajorOz wrote: ...and a bit of folk music wherever pretentious yuppies gather -- except Colorado mountain towns. Hm..... cheers, and keep movin' oz, not really pensive, but restless That's your colon rubbing on your ears that causes that. g. You should know. Moron. Pig. g. Too funny. *You are talking about rubbing *ears on a colon and you call me a pig. Hypocrite. Malcontent. Schwein. Dope. Davey- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Idiot. g. |
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