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Mike January 30th, 2010 08:29 PM

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A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should
meet for dinner.
Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum
Lowen restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and
nice breasts.



10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.



10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke
free.



10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an
elevator.



10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
that would be a great idea as they have never been there before.




And so it goes . . . . . . .



MajorOz January 30th, 2010 09:10 PM

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On Jan 30, 2:29*pm, Mike wrote:
A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should
meet for dinner.
Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum
Lowen restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and
nice breasts.

10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke
free.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an
elevator.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
that would be a great idea as they have never been there before.

And so it goes . . . . . . .


Got that from my HS class alumni chairman last week. Truer than you
night imagine.

cheers

oz, trying to remember if he has been there before........

DaveS February 5th, 2010 08:31 AM

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On Jan 30, 12:29*pm, Mike wrote:
A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should
meet for dinner.
Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum
Lowen restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and
nice breasts.

10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke
free.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an
elevator.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
that would be a great idea as they have never been there before.

And so it goes . . . . . . .


Jesus man, just what the **** I needed, "Another reminder that most of
my like has passed and I still do not understand fully the calculus,
actually not any. nor has my member reached its intended heft,
although my balls have sunk to new lows." This getting old **** is a
one way street and lots don't even get to get old which you already
know or will most surely learn.

Dave

MajorOz February 5th, 2010 07:29 PM

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On Feb 5, 2:31*am, DaveS wrote:
On Jan 30, 12:29*pm, Mike wrote:



A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should
meet for dinner.
Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum
Lowen restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and
nice breasts.


10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.


10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke
free.


10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an
elevator.


10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
that would be a great idea as they have never been there before.


And so it goes . . . . . . .


Jesus man, just what the **** I needed, "Another reminder that most of
my like has passed and I still do not understand fully the calculus,
actually not any. nor has my member reached its intended heft,
although my balls have sunk to new lows." This getting old **** is a
one way street and lots don't even get to get old which you already
know or will most surely learn.


I seem to stumble into new **** all the time. Keeps the interest, if
not more important stuff, up.

F'rinstance:

Backpacked through USSR at 50 and 51. Went into Peace Corps at 55.
Picked up my first musical instrument at 62. Started my dance band at
64. Bought my second MG at 64. Built a house at 65. Bought a fiddle
a month ago, and will learn to play it soon (but the cat is going
cross-eyed).

Travel to SF conventions, fishing destinations, music festivals, jams,
dances, and places to identify new birds.

Gotta do ****, but this lawn mowing, brush burning, road smoothing,
trash raking, weeding, painting, cleaning, etc. is a waste of time and
the "estate" is up for sale.

Gonna move to a condo or something -- maybe an old folks trailer
park. Whatever -- it will just be a place to store ****, as I won't
be there much, moving around, annoying the kids, grandkids, and other
relatives and friends, stalking the wily trout (and the stupider
bass), playing blues in Greenville, Cajun im Mamoo, Bluegrass at Pea
Ridge, and a bit of folk music wherever pretentious yuppies gather --
except Colorado mountain towns.

cheers, and keep movin'

oz, not really pensive, but restless


Giles February 5th, 2010 09:57 PM

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On Feb 5, 1:29*pm, MajorOz wrote:


...and a bit of folk music wherever pretentious yuppies gather --
except Colorado mountain towns.


Hm.....

cheers, and keep movin'

oz, not really pensive, but restless


That's your colon rubbing on your ears that causes that.

g.

David LaCourse February 5th, 2010 10:15 PM

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On 2010-02-05 16:57:19 -0500, Giles said:

On Feb 5, 1:29*pm, MajorOz wrote:


...and a bit of folk music wherever pretentious yuppies gather --
except Colorado mountain towns.


Hm.....

cheers, and keep movin'

oz, not really pensive, but restless


That's your colon rubbing on your ears that causes that.

g.


You should know.



Giles February 5th, 2010 11:34 PM

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On Feb 5, 4:15*pm, David LaCourse wrote:
On 2010-02-05 16:57:19 -0500, Giles said:

On Feb 5, 1:29*pm, MajorOz wrote:


...and a bit of folk music wherever pretentious yuppies gather --
except Colorado mountain towns.


Hm.....


cheers, and keep movin'


oz, not really pensive, but restless


That's your colon rubbing on your ears that causes that.


g.


You should know.


Moron.

Pig.

g.

David LaCourse February 6th, 2010 12:47 AM

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On 2010-02-05 18:34:52 -0500, Giles said:

On Feb 5, 4:15*pm, David LaCourse wrote:
On 2010-02-05 16:57:19 -0500, Giles said:

On Feb 5, 1:29*pm, MajorOz wrote:


...and a bit of folk music wherever pretentious yuppies gather --
except Colorado mountain towns.


Hm.....


cheers, and keep movin'


oz, not really pensive, but restless


That's your colon rubbing on your ears that causes that.


g.


You should know.


Moron.

Pig.

g.


Too funny. You are talking about rubbing ears on a colon and you call
me a pig.

Hypocrite.

Malcontent.

Schwein.

Dope.

Davey



Giles February 6th, 2010 01:37 PM

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On Feb 5, 6:47*pm, David LaCourse wrote:
On 2010-02-05 18:34:52 -0500, Giles said:





On Feb 5, 4:15*pm, David LaCourse wrote:
On 2010-02-05 16:57:19 -0500, Giles said:


On Feb 5, 1:29*pm, MajorOz wrote:


...and a bit of folk music wherever pretentious yuppies gather --
except Colorado mountain towns.


Hm.....


cheers, and keep movin'


oz, not really pensive, but restless


That's your colon rubbing on your ears that causes that.


g.


You should know.


Moron.


Pig.


g.


Too funny. *You are talking about rubbing *ears on a colon and you call
me a pig.

Hypocrite.

Malcontent.

Schwein.

Dope.

Davey- Hide quoted text -

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Idiot.

g.


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