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Old January 30th, 2010, 08:29 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Mike
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A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should
meet for dinner.
Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum
Lowen restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and
nice breasts.



10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.



10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke
free.



10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an
elevator.



10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
that would be a great idea as they have never been there before.




And so it goes . . . . . . .


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Old January 30th, 2010, 09:10 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
MajorOz
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On Jan 30, 2:29*pm, Mike wrote:
A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should
meet for dinner.
Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum
Lowen restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and
nice breasts.

10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke
free.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an
elevator.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
that would be a great idea as they have never been there before.

And so it goes . . . . . . .


Got that from my HS class alumni chairman last week. Truer than you
night imagine.

cheers

oz, trying to remember if he has been there before........
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Old February 5th, 2010, 08:31 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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On Jan 30, 12:29*pm, Mike wrote:
A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should
meet for dinner.
Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum
Lowen restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and
nice breasts.

10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.

10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke
free.

10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an
elevator.

10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
that would be a great idea as they have never been there before.

And so it goes . . . . . . .


Jesus man, just what the **** I needed, "Another reminder that most of
my like has passed and I still do not understand fully the calculus,
actually not any. nor has my member reached its intended heft,
although my balls have sunk to new lows." This getting old **** is a
one way street and lots don't even get to get old which you already
know or will most surely learn.

Dave
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Old February 5th, 2010, 07:29 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
MajorOz
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On Feb 5, 2:31*am, DaveS wrote:
On Jan 30, 12:29*pm, Mike wrote:



A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should
meet for dinner.
Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum
Lowen restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and
nice breasts.


10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.


10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke
free.


10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an
elevator.


10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once
again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. *Finally it is
agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because
that would be a great idea as they have never been there before.


And so it goes . . . . . . .


Jesus man, just what the **** I needed, "Another reminder that most of
my like has passed and I still do not understand fully the calculus,
actually not any. nor has my member reached its intended heft,
although my balls have sunk to new lows." This getting old **** is a
one way street and lots don't even get to get old which you already
know or will most surely learn.


I seem to stumble into new **** all the time. Keeps the interest, if
not more important stuff, up.

F'rinstance:

Backpacked through USSR at 50 and 51. Went into Peace Corps at 55.
Picked up my first musical instrument at 62. Started my dance band at
64. Bought my second MG at 64. Built a house at 65. Bought a fiddle
a month ago, and will learn to play it soon (but the cat is going
cross-eyed).

Travel to SF conventions, fishing destinations, music festivals, jams,
dances, and places to identify new birds.

Gotta do ****, but this lawn mowing, brush burning, road smoothing,
trash raking, weeding, painting, cleaning, etc. is a waste of time and
the "estate" is up for sale.

Gonna move to a condo or something -- maybe an old folks trailer
park. Whatever -- it will just be a place to store ****, as I won't
be there much, moving around, annoying the kids, grandkids, and other
relatives and friends, stalking the wily trout (and the stupider
bass), playing blues in Greenville, Cajun im Mamoo, Bluegrass at Pea
Ridge, and a bit of folk music wherever pretentious yuppies gather --
except Colorado mountain towns.

cheers, and keep movin'

oz, not really pensive, but restless

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Old February 5th, 2010, 09:57 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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On Feb 5, 1:29*pm, MajorOz wrote:


...and a bit of folk music wherever pretentious yuppies gather --
except Colorado mountain towns.


Hm.....

cheers, and keep movin'

oz, not really pensive, but restless


That's your colon rubbing on your ears that causes that.

g.
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Old February 5th, 2010, 10:15 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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On 2010-02-05 16:57:19 -0500, Giles said:

On Feb 5, 1:29*pm, MajorOz wrote:


...and a bit of folk music wherever pretentious yuppies gather --
except Colorado mountain towns.


Hm.....

cheers, and keep movin'

oz, not really pensive, but restless


That's your colon rubbing on your ears that causes that.

g.


You should know.


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Old February 5th, 2010, 11:34 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Giles
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On Feb 5, 4:15*pm, David LaCourse wrote:
On 2010-02-05 16:57:19 -0500, Giles said:

On Feb 5, 1:29*pm, MajorOz wrote:


...and a bit of folk music wherever pretentious yuppies gather --
except Colorado mountain towns.


Hm.....


cheers, and keep movin'


oz, not really pensive, but restless


That's your colon rubbing on your ears that causes that.


g.


You should know.


Moron.

Pig.

g.
 




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