On Mon, 13 Feb 2006 21:01:16 -0500, "Wayne Knight"
wrote:


"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
news:yL9If.4297$Nq1.2570@dukeread11...

uh oh... um, i promise not to grouse while in da yoop?


Lawyer's would be out of season in September

Not with the right stamp...and besides, all you'd get is an awar...er,
bount...er, warning, anyway....


TC,
R
....actually, I think maybe that if you shoot and injure a lawyer, they
make you take a series of education classes...in marksmanship...if it
was a PI guy, they also give you a bigger gun...and more ammo...if he
had TV ads, they just go bag 'em for you...actually, that reminds me of
joke:

A guy brings his hunting partner in, after having accidentally shot him.

"Doc! Doc! Help him! Help him!," says Elmer

"Well, I probably could if you hadn't field-dressed him first..."