"Tom Nakashima" wrote in message
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"riverman" wrote in message
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I once provided a cross-country ride to a college buddy's girlfriend (no,
nothing happened). She was quite, shall we say, innocent and
unknowledgable of the wasted ways of american youth. She had never done
any drugs, never been drunk, never had any sort of out-of-your-head
experience. I'm not sure she ever even had been dizzy.

We ate at a chinese restaurant somewhere in the midwest (now, thats a
statement...) and she had also never even tasted hot Chinese mustard. I
mentioned to her, as she dipped an eggroll deeply into some mustard, to
be sure to breathe through her mouth as she chewed. She smiled and took a
bite. Her face slowly went flat, her eyes slowly glazed over and she sort
of 'drifted off' for a few seconds. Then she snapped back into focus, and
with an startled and wide-eyed expression proclaimed; "My GOD! I thought
I DIED! I really thought I just DIED!"

--riverman

Now that makes me "hot" just thinking about mouth to mouth resuscitation.
-tom

You need to get out more, dude. ;-)

--riverman