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![]() "Tom Nakashima" wrote in message ... "riverman" wrote in message ... I once provided a cross-country ride to a college buddy's girlfriend (no, nothing happened). She was quite, shall we say, innocent and unknowledgable of the wasted ways of american youth. She had never done any drugs, never been drunk, never had any sort of out-of-your-head experience. I'm not sure she ever even had been dizzy. We ate at a chinese restaurant somewhere in the midwest (now, thats a statement...) and she had also never even tasted hot Chinese mustard. I mentioned to her, as she dipped an eggroll deeply into some mustard, to be sure to breathe through her mouth as she chewed. She smiled and took a bite. Her face slowly went flat, her eyes slowly glazed over and she sort of 'drifted off' for a few seconds. Then she snapped back into focus, and with an startled and wide-eyed expression proclaimed; "My GOD! I thought I DIED! I really thought I just DIED!" --riverman Now that makes me "hot" just thinking about mouth to mouth resuscitation. -tom You need to get out more, dude. ;-) --riverman |
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![]() "riverman" wrote in message ... "Tom Nakashima" wrote in message ... "riverman" wrote in message ... I once provided a cross-country ride to a college buddy's girlfriend (no, nothing happened). She was quite, shall we say, innocent and unknowledgable of the wasted ways of american youth. She had never done any drugs, never been drunk, never had any sort of out-of-your-head experience. I'm not sure she ever even had been dizzy. We ate at a chinese restaurant somewhere in the midwest (now, thats a statement...) and she had also never even tasted hot Chinese mustard. I mentioned to her, as she dipped an eggroll deeply into some mustard, to be sure to breathe through her mouth as she chewed. She smiled and took a bite. Her face slowly went flat, her eyes slowly glazed over and she sort of 'drifted off' for a few seconds. Then she snapped back into focus, and with an startled and wide-eyed expression proclaimed; "My GOD! I thought I DIED! I really thought I just DIED!" --riverman Now that makes me "hot" just thinking about mouth to mouth resuscitation. -tom You need to get out more, dude. ;-) --riverman That was suppose to be a "pun" on the hot Chinese mustard. -tom |
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