I'm standing at the stern of a very nice boat, THREE big 100hp outboards on
the back, flying bridge, radar head, six rods, nice comfy chairs and teak
rails. There's plenty of big salmon and bass snapping around - I've boated
about a dozen of each - when one of my crew comes up from the galley. She's
about 25, blonde, wearing a neat tight dress and she's laden with hot coffee
and a fresh bacon butty. I'm about to thank her with a smile and a kiss when
the line goes tight, another salmon! I turn to the rod and grab it with
both hands. I boat another 30 pounder but what's this? Water everywhere, the
fish has managed to bring gallons of sea in with it!

Then I hear it.
It's my wife calling my name and saying I'm ****ed and peed the bed again!
;o(

D
"Gonfishin" wrote in message
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Nice one David
Dreaming of fish again are you
Why not post a report on your best (fishing) dream

Tight Pyjama Elastic
Keith M

"david" wrote in message
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
eh? whassat???? Who's there???? Zzzzzzzzz,
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz




"Gonfishin" wrote in message
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Hi all
This used to be a lively ng
Where has everone gone
Where are the posts
Tight Lines
Keith |M