Wakey Wakey

I'm standing at the stern of a very nice boat, THREE big 100hp outboards on
the back, flying bridge, radar head, six rods, nice comfy chairs and teak
rails. There's plenty of big salmon and bass snapping around - I've boated
about a dozen of each - when one of my crew comes up from the galley. She's
about 25, blonde, wearing a neat tight dress and she's laden with hot coffee
and a fresh bacon butty. I'm about to thank her with a smile and a kiss when
the line goes tight, another salmon! I turn to the rod and grab it with
both hands. I boat another 30 pounder but what's this? Water everywhere, the
fish has managed to bring gallons of sea in with it!

Then I hear it.
It's my wife calling my name and saying I'm ****ed and peed the bed again!
;o(

D
"Gonfishin" wrote in message
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Nice one David
Dreaming of fish again are you
Why not post a report on your best (fishing) dream

Tight Pyjama Elastic
Keith M

"david" wrote in message
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
eh? whassat???? Who's there???? Zzzzzzzzz,
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz




"Gonfishin" wrote in message
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Hi all
This used to be a lively ng
Where has everone gone
Where are the posts
Tight Lines
Keith |M

Triffic David and I liked the way you woke up just befoer that magic moment.
Beats the hellout of peeing into the wardrobe tho a lot easier to clean up.
By the way wife or ex wife by the time we read this.?

Any more tales of the unexopected out ther ???
Tight Lines
Keith M

"david" wrote in message
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I'm standing at the stern of a very nice boat, THREE big 100hp outboards
on the back, flying bridge, radar head, six rods, nice comfy chairs and
teak rails. There's plenty of big salmon and bass snapping around - I've
boated about a dozen of each - when one of my crew comes up from the
galley. She's about 25, blonde, wearing a neat tight dress and she's laden
with hot coffee and a fresh bacon butty. I'm about to thank her with a
smile and a kiss when the line goes tight, another salmon! I turn to the
rod and grab it with both hands. I boat another 30 pounder but what's
this? Water everywhere, the fish has managed to bring gallons of sea in
with it!

Then I hear it.
It's my wife calling my name and saying I'm ****ed and peed the bed again!
;o(

D
"Gonfishin" wrote in message
...
Nice one David
Dreaming of fish again are you
Why not post a report on your best (fishing) dream

Tight Pyjama Elastic
Keith M

"david" wrote in message
...
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
eh? whassat???? Who's there???? Zzzzzzzzz,
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz




"Gonfishin" wrote in message
...
Hi all
This used to be a lively ng
Where has everone gone
Where are the posts
Tight Lines
Keith |M

By the time we read this mate, probably ex!. nah, I doubt it.

And it was all a drream, the boat I used to fish from at Lymington has gone
now so I'm actually boat less. Bummer eh??

David
"Gonfishin" wrote in message
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Triffic David and I liked the way you woke up just befoer that magic
moment.
Beats the hellout of peeing into the wardrobe tho a lot easier to clean
up.
By the way wife or ex wife by the time we read this.?

Any more tales of the unexopected out ther ???
Tight Lines
Keith M

"david" wrote in message
...
I'm standing at the stern of a very nice boat, THREE big 100hp outboards
on the back, flying bridge, radar head, six rods, nice comfy chairs and
teak rails. There's plenty of big salmon and bass snapping around - I've
boated about a dozen of each - when one of my crew comes up from the
galley. She's about 25, blonde, wearing a neat tight dress and she's
laden with hot coffee and a fresh bacon butty. I'm about to thank her
with a smile and a kiss when the line goes tight, another salmon! I turn
to the rod and grab it with both hands. I boat another 30 pounder but
what's this? Water everywhere, the fish has managed to bring gallons of
sea in with it!

Then I hear it.
It's my wife calling my name and saying I'm ****ed and peed the bed
again! ;o(

D
"Gonfishin" wrote in message
...
Nice one David
Dreaming of fish again are you
Why not post a report on your best (fishing) dream

Tight Pyjama Elastic
Keith M

"david" wrote in message
...
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
eh? whassat???? Who's there???? Zzzzzzzzz,
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz




"Gonfishin" wrote in message
...
Hi all
This used to be a lively ng
Where has everone gone
Where are the posts
Tight Lines
Keith |M

On Sun, 19 Mar 2006, david, gave forth these words of wisdom:
And it was all a drream, the boat I used to fish from at Lymington has
gone now so I'm actually boat less. Bummer eh??
Wanna join this one?
http://www.prole.demon.co.uk/perfect%20day.jpeg
Have fun!
Alec
--
Alec Powell
Watlington Oxon. UK
Skype name: alecpowell

What a boat!
Want one!
Only prob is I can't tell what brew they are drinking - any suggestions
welcome
Keith M

"Alec Powell" wrote in message
news
On Sun, 19 Mar 2006, david, gave forth these words of wisdom:
And it was all a drream, the boat I used to fish from at Lymington has
gone now so I'm actually boat less. Bummer eh??
Wanna join this one?
http://www.prole.demon.co.uk/perfect%20day.jpeg
Have fun!
Alec
--
Alec Powell
Watlington Oxon. UK
Skype name: alecpowell