Juancito wrote:
Metaphysical allegory snipped
How in heaven am I going to explain all the misery I've caused to all
those pigs....?
john
Maybe you ought to be contemplating "How in hell?".
Seems Asadi got new digs,
and his new sport is kicking pigs,
nobody seems to know quite why,
perhaps he wants to make pigs fly?
Even Doodong followed advice,
thinks kicking pigs is rather nice,
now whenever his pig is fed,
he kindly kicks it in the head.
Kick the pig! Kick the pig!
get that swine to dance a jig!
See the meat fall off itīs bones,
listen to its dulcet tones!
When you eat your eggs and bacon,
think how many kicks its taken,
to make those rashers nice and tender,
all those pig kickers on a bender.
Asadi worries now it seems,
about fulfilling childish dreams,
all those grunting squealing porkers,
dented hard by studded corkers.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/791887/
Whether in heaven or whether in hell,
he ponders hard on how to tell,
while some folks nasty stuff just ladle
and others learn it in the cradle
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So kick the pig, have no regrets!
the cat, the dog, and other pets,
Thereīs really nothing wrong with that,
It sometimes helps to kick the cat.
When in heaven you appear,
to explain your actions here,
or maybe if you land in hell,
just say "at least I kicked then well".
While otherīs lives were still and vapid,
I was surfing down a rapid,
drinking beer and kicking pigs,
singing songs and dancing jigs.
I donīt mourn for lonesome doves,
I have found some other loves
Really I donīt give a fig,
I just lay back and kick the pig.
Yeah, I donīt care what others think,
if kicking pigs should cause a stink,
take care as well for when I revel,
Iīll kick God too, and screw the Devil!