Asadi kicks a pig....

Juancito wrote:


Metaphysical allegory snipped

How in heaven am I going to explain all the misery I've caused to all
those pigs....?

john

Maybe you ought to be contemplating "How in hell?".

Seems Asadi got new digs,
and his new sport is kicking pigs,
nobody seems to know quite why,
perhaps he wants to make pigs fly?

Even Doodong followed advice,
thinks kicking pigs is rather nice,
now whenever his pig is fed,
he kindly kicks it in the head.

Kick the pig! Kick the pig!
get that swine to dance a jig!
See the meat fall off it´s bones,
listen to its dulcet tones!

When you eat your eggs and bacon,
think how many kicks its taken,
to make those rashers nice and tender,
all those pig kickers on a bender.

Asadi worries now it seems,
about fulfilling childish dreams,
all those grunting squealing porkers,
dented hard by studded corkers.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/791887/

Whether in heaven or whether in hell,
he ponders hard on how to tell,
while some folks nasty stuff just ladle
and others learn it in the cradle

http://www.fisher-price.com/fp.aspx?...aughan dlearn

So kick the pig, have no regrets!
the cat, the dog, and other pets,
There´s really nothing wrong with that,
It sometimes helps to kick the cat.

When in heaven you appear,
to explain your actions here,
or maybe if you land in hell,
just say "at least I kicked then well".

While other´s lives were still and vapid,
I was surfing down a rapid,
drinking beer and kicking pigs,
singing songs and dancing jigs.

I don´t mourn for lonesome doves,
I have found some other loves
Really I don´t give a fig,
I just lay back and kick the pig.

Yeah, I don´t care what others think,
if kicking pigs should cause a stink,
take care as well for when I revel,
I´ll kick God too, and screw the Devil!

"MC" wrote in message
...

Seems Asadi got new digs,
and his new sport is kicking pigs,
nobody seems to know quite why,
perhaps he wants to make pigs fly?

...

Yeah, I don´t care what others think,
if kicking pigs should cause a stink,
take care as well for when I revel,
I´ll kick God too, and screw the Devil!

Derivative. Your stuff reads just like, whatsisname......Norman Nastio's.

Wolfgang
who will be so bold as to claim a good memory for doggerel.

Wolfgang wrote:


Derivative. Your stuff reads just like, whatsisname......Norman Nastio's.

Wolfgang
who will be so bold as to claim a good memory for doggerel.




Sadly,plagiarism is rife.


If I had another penny
I would have another gill
I would make the piper play
The bonny lass of Byker Hill

Byker Hill and Walker Shore
Collier lads for ever more (2x)

The pitman and the keelman trim
They drink bumble made from gin
Then to dance they do begin
To the tune of Elsie Marley

When first I went down to the dirt
I had no cowl nor no pitshirt
Now I've gotten two or three
Walker Pit's done well by me

Geordie Harris had a pig
He hit it with a shovel and it danced a jig
All the way to Walker Shore
To the tune of Elsie Marley

"MC" wrote in message
...
Wolfgang wrote:


Derivative. Your stuff reads just like, whatsisname......Norman
Nastio's.

Wolfgang
who will be so bold as to claim a good memory for doggerel.




Sadly,plagiarism is rife.

When one steals from you it is plagiarism. When many steal from you it's
sock-puppets.

Wolfgang

Wolfgang wrote:


When one steals from you it is plagiarism. When many steal from you it's
sock-puppets.

Wolfgang



When many sing the same song, it´s dumbos attempting a poor chorus.

How to steal away

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O5hz5KnSdc

"MC" wrote in message
...
Wolfgang wrote:


When one steals from you it is plagiarism. When many steal from you it's
sock-puppets.

Wolfgang


When many sing the same song, it´s dumbos attempting a poor chorus.

boring.

Wolfgang

Wolfgang wrote:

boring.

Wolfgang



Indeed.

Maybe you prefer this...........

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7607039.stm

On Sep 10, 10:37*am, MC wrote:

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
Dave