"rw" wrote in message
Churchill was very quotable, but he obviously stole that one. Here are
some ORIGINAL Chruchill quotes that are more apropos of current events:

Churchill is often given credit for that "yes, but tomorrow I'll be sober"
quote (also attributed to W.C. Fields). Is that one really his?

I know he gets credit for the exchange, "If you were my husband, I'd give
you poison." "If I were your husband, I'd drink it." Can't remember the
exact quotes or the woman's name.

Joe F.