The politics of nature

"rw" wrote in message
Churchill was very quotable, but he obviously stole that one. Here are
some ORIGINAL Chruchill quotes that are more apropos of current events:

Churchill is often given credit for that "yes, but tomorrow I'll be sober"
quote (also attributed to W.C. Fields). Is that one really his?

I know he gets credit for the exchange, "If you were my husband, I'd give
you poison." "If I were your husband, I'd drink it." Can't remember the
exact quotes or the woman's name.

Joe F.