On Sat, 12 Jun 2004 21:55:18 -0500, Kevin Vang
wrote:

In article ,
says...


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wayno(hell, i figured somebody had shot the crazy *******...)

Well...


In self-defense, I'm sure...

Yep. There I was in my trusty ol' F-19 Soopertigger, flying along below
the trees, up the Longdong River to bomb those Godless commie heathen
musslins in downtown Persia City, when I heard my wingman Tricky shout
out, "DUCK, Brianl!" I saved his life that day, of course, as I had for
so many others, which are now my good and dear friends. Why, just the
other day, I was shooting yellow-assed ragheaded commie ragheads with my
buddies, Errol Flynn, Lucien Wilbanks, and Bulwinkle, using the
chrome-plated machine gun old Georgie Patton gave me for saving his life
AGAIN, when ol' Bulsie turns to me and says, "Gee, Brian, how does
someone as elite as you stay so, well, humble...and handsome...and
rich...and..."

"Budweiser and prune juice, Bulsie old bean, Budweiser and prune juice,"
I replied as magnanimously as a could, "I drink a case of Bud every 2
hours, and a 5-gallon cooler bottle of prune juice at 10, 2, and 4."

"Damn, Brian...doesn't that hurt?"

"Only if I don't take the stick outta my ass BEFORE the prune
juice...hell, one time, I forgot it, drained the bottle, dropped the
lid, bent over to pick it up, and BOOOOOM! Shot that stick through 4
sheetrock walls, a cinderblock wall, and through at least 6 oak trees...
Admiral Nelson was there and said he wanted to use me as a deck gun when
he, er, I stormed Troy and saved his life while showing him how to make
love to a women RIGHT..."

Aaahhhhh, war stories....

HTH,
Brian


....yep, that ought to get some fingers on some scalps...

....and yeah, yeah, I know, the principle lead is gone (but there are
still plenty of supporting characters and understudies...), but, hey, I
kinda miss the old boy, and besides, they are kinda fun to "right"...