Must ROFF-TV!! P.S. He's Baaaaaack.....

On Sat, 12 Jun 2004 18:16:48 -0400, "Mark H. Bowen"
wrote:

I see ya been workin' on your speech therapy AGAIN!

Mark

Dothafucwaht?

HTH,
R

On Sat, 12 Jun 2004 11:55:48 -0400, "Frank Reid"
moc.deepselbac@diersicnarf wrote:

Hey, Raoul...
Loved that bear costume a couple of weeks ago.

Oh, then, you'll L-O-V-E - LUV - what I have planned for...naw, why
spoil it...

TC,
R

On Sun, 13 Jun 2004 01:45:50 GMT, "Tim J."
wrote:


wrote...
Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlem...sheesh, it's too early for
bald-faced lies... To paraphrase one hack(and slick son of a bitch, I
might add) writer, I feel like a monster reincarnation of Captain
Kangaroo and just total enough to be confidently twisted...

On tonight's "Must see ROFF-TV!" schedule, we have some real treats for
you:
snip
That's easy for YOU to say.

And even easier to type...

Who am I kidding?

OK, sure, what the hell, I'll play, who?

No one else would have ever said it anyway.

Well, OK so you know ME, but who in the flock are you?

Welcome back, I think. Time will tell . . .

Well, thanks, I guess, and no , time will be sorry...very, VERY,
sorry...

HTH, or in the alternative, TC,
R

In article ,
says...


yfitons
wayno(hell, i figured somebody had shot the crazy *******...)

Well...


In self-defense, I'm sure...

Kevin

On 12 Jun 2004 16:50:33 GMT, ojunk (George Adams)
wrote:

Welcome back Richa.....err...Raoul. At last , a voice of reason in this asylum.
g

WHERE?! WHERE?! Oh, me? ...****, brother, get to asadi's and/or
'tripper's and take, drink, and/or insert anything they give you...

HTH...GAWD, do I ever...tha boy needs HALP!!

TC,
R


George Adams

"All good fishermen stay young until they die, for fishing is the only dream of
youth that doth not grow stale with age."
---- J.W Muller

And to any person who has yet to wet a line, flip a feather, or, yes, it
must be said, dunk a worm, don't grow old and stale without having done
so... Raoul

Not at all, but at least you tried.

Mark
wrote in message
...
On Sat, 12 Jun 2004 18:16:48 -0400, "Mark H. Bowen"
wrote:

I see ya been workin' on your speech therapy AGAIN!

Mark

Dothafucwaht?

HTH,
R


---
Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
Version: 6.0.692 / Virus Database: 453 - Release Date: 5/28/2004

On Sat, 12 Jun 2004 21:55:18 -0500, Kevin Vang
wrote:

In article ,
says...


yfitons
wayno(hell, i figured somebody had shot the crazy *******...)

Well...


In self-defense, I'm sure...

Yep. There I was in my trusty ol' F-19 Soopertigger, flying along below
the trees, up the Longdong River to bomb those Godless commie heathen
musslins in downtown Persia City, when I heard my wingman Tricky shout
out, "DUCK, Brianl!" I saved his life that day, of course, as I had for
so many others, which are now my good and dear friends. Why, just the
other day, I was shooting yellow-assed ragheaded commie ragheads with my
buddies, Errol Flynn, Lucien Wilbanks, and Bulwinkle, using the
chrome-plated machine gun old Georgie Patton gave me for saving his life
AGAIN, when ol' Bulsie turns to me and says, "Gee, Brian, how does
someone as elite as you stay so, well, humble...and handsome...and
rich...and..."

"Budweiser and prune juice, Bulsie old bean, Budweiser and prune juice,"
I replied as magnanimously as a could, "I drink a case of Bud every 2
hours, and a 5-gallon cooler bottle of prune juice at 10, 2, and 4."

"Damn, Brian...doesn't that hurt?"

"Only if I don't take the stick outta my ass BEFORE the prune
juice...hell, one time, I forgot it, drained the bottle, dropped the
lid, bent over to pick it up, and BOOOOOM! Shot that stick through 4
sheetrock walls, a cinderblock wall, and through at least 6 oak trees...
Admiral Nelson was there and said he wanted to use me as a deck gun when
he, er, I stormed Troy and saved his life while showing him how to make
love to a women RIGHT..."

Aaahhhhh, war stories....

HTH,
Brian


....yep, that ought to get some fingers on some scalps...

....and yeah, yeah, I know, the principle lead is gone (but there are
still plenty of supporting characters and understudies...), but, hey, I
kinda miss the old boy, and besides, they are kinda fun to "right"...

On Sun, 13 Jun 2004 07:10:52 -0400, "Mark H. Bowen"
wrote:

Not at all, but at least you tried.

Mark

Hey, now...maybe this "Nick and Jessica Show" takeoff has some
possibilities...you could play Jessica and lizardflipper or whatever
could play...well, OK, two silly-assed girls who don't look like Jessica
Simpson ain't much of a show...HEY! I know! Get Ken and the 3 of y'all
could do Dixie Cups remakes...

"Oh, they're goin' to the chapel, and they're,
gonna get married,
Oh, they're goin' to the chapel, and they're,
gonna get married..."

Are you still poutin' from our exchange many moons ago?

Mark --Dickie Dean is a prime example of how money just can't compensate for ****
poor inbreedin'--


wrote in message
...
On Sun, 13 Jun 2004 07:10:52 -0400, "Mark H. Bowen"
wrote:

Not at all, but at least you tried.

Mark

Hey, now...maybe this "Nick and Jessica Show" takeoff has some
possibilities...you could play Jessica and lizardflipper or whatever
could play...well, OK, two silly-assed girls who don't look like Jessica
Simpson ain't much of a show...HEY! I know! Get Ken and the 3 of y'all
could do Dixie Cups remakes...

"Oh, they're goin' to the chapel, and they're,
gonna get married,
Oh, they're goin' to the chapel, and they're,
gonna get married..."


---
Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
Version: 6.0.692 / Virus Database: 453 - Release Date: 5/28/2004

Frank Reid writes:
Hey, Raoul...
Loved that bear costume a couple of weeks ago.

Damn!!! He figured it out!
Tom
p.s. About friggin time, RD