You can call him Ms. Randy

Well, fishing season is here. Old rivals come out to challenge eachother in
fierce competition yet again. This time the bet is "last man to catch a
legal bass wears a dress". And so it starts.

It's 5:30AM, Lake One Sock, Pa. 3 fishermen launch in a bathtub of a boat,
packed to the rim with gear. 10 minutes in, Jeremy lands a fish on a wacky
rig. Throws it back without a second look, too short. Not 5 minutes later,
Jeremy lands his second fish on the same rig, securing his spot in the top 2
and relieving any tension of the bet at hand.

Everybody ties on octopus hooks, rigs up a Blue Moccasin fish stix and hits
the water. Dave (That's Me) changes to his trusty crankbait and starts
throwing to deep water. Randy is dead sticking his WR trying his hardest to
coax a keeper into eating it.

Soon after, Dave casts his crankbait and starts working through the weeds in
the deep water. and here comes Dave's keeper bass, leaving Randy miserable
with the thought of some atrocious prom dress or bridesmaid dress just
rotting away on the racks at Salvation Army, waiting for Randy to put it on.

There will be pictures and a possible video in the near future.

Dave V