Fly Tying Hint

Remove scissors from hand before taking a swig of beer. To quote
Cheech and Chong "Everything goes up his nose!"
Frank Reid

"Frank Reid © 2010" wrote in message
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Remove scissors from hand before taking a swig of beer. To quote
Cheech and Chong "Everything goes up his nose!"
Frank Reid


Another one for the book mate.

Rob.

"Frank Reid © 2010" wrote in message
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Remove scissors from hand before taking a swig of beer. To quote
Cheech and Chong "Everything goes up his nose!"
Frank Reid


amateur.

Tom

On Apr 15, 4:52*pm, "Tom Littleton" wrote:
"Frank Reid © 2010" wrote in ...

Remove scissors from hand before taking a swig of beer. *To quote
Cheech and Chong "Everything goes up his nose!"
Frank Reid

amateur.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Tom

Found out that a good Columbia shirt has a stain release in it that
gets rid of blood real quick.
Frank Reid

"Frank Reid © 2010" wrote in message
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On Apr 15, 4:52 pm, "Tom Littleton" wrote:
"Frank Reid © 2010" wrote in
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Remove scissors from hand before taking a swig of beer. To quote
Cheech and Chong "Everything goes up his nose!"
Frank Reid

amateur.

Tom

Found out that a good Columbia shirt has a stain release in it that
gets rid of blood real quick.
Frank Reid

god, how i do wish that you were just making up the whole incident just for
laughs.

yfitons
wayno(but, no, i know the truth...)

On Apr 16, 11:17*am, "Wayne Harrison" wrote:
"Frank Reid © 2010" wrote in ...
On Apr 15, 4:52 pm, "Tom Littleton" wrote:

"Frank Reid © 2010" wrote in
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Remove scissors from hand before taking a swig of beer. To quote
Cheech and Chong "Everything goes up his nose!"
Frank Reid

amateur.

Tom

Found out that a good Columbia shirt has a stain release in it that
gets rid of blood real quick.
Frank Reid

god, how i do wish that you were just making up the whole incident just for
laughs.

yfitons
wayno(but, no, i know the truth...)

Learned yesterday that sneezing is a bad thing.
Frank Reid

On Apr 16, 12:24*pm, Frank Reid © 2010 wrote:
On Apr 16, 11:17*am, "Wayne Harrison" wrote:





"Frank Reid © 2010" wrote in ...
On Apr 15, 4:52 pm, "Tom Littleton" wrote:

"Frank Reid © 2010" wrote in
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Remove scissors from hand before taking a swig of beer. To quote
Cheech and Chong "Everything goes up his nose!"
Frank Reid

amateur.

Tom

Found out that a good Columbia shirt has a stain release in it that
gets rid of blood real quick.
Frank Reid

god, how i do wish that you were just making up the whole incident just for
laughs.

yfitons
wayno(but, no, i know the truth...)

Learned yesterday that sneezing is a bad thing.
Frank Reid

Hm.....

O.k., next time remove scissors from nose BEFORE laundering shirt,
eating supper, going to bed, etc.

giles
no charge for this one.

ok, before one of the rest of you all gets hurt:

When holding the scissors on thumb and forefinger while tying, perform the
following: Slip forefinger from scissors.
Allow point of scissors to rotate into the palm of the hand.
Reach for adult beverage of choice. Consume. Reinsert forefinger and resume
tying.

This should be practiced until it becomes a smooth unconscious motion. For a
live demonstration, any and all are welcome to come to Clave Central on any
evening this coming week from Wednesday thru Saturday, and I will be
displaying trained, professional form. Until I pass out, that is.
Tom

On Apr 18, 9:06*am, "Tom Littleton" wrote:
ok, before one of the rest of you all gets hurt:

When holding the scissors on thumb and forefinger while tying, perform the
following: Slip forefinger from scissors.
Allow point of scissors to rotate into the palm of the hand.
Reach for adult beverage of choice. Consume. Reinsert forefinger and resume
tying.

This should be practiced until it becomes a smooth unconscious motion. For a
live demonstration, any and all are welcome to come to Clave Central on any
evening this coming week from Wednesday thru Saturday, and I will be
displaying trained, professional form. Until I pass out, that is.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Tom

How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, practice, practice.

Practice what you preach.

Pratice makes perfect.

Hm......

Practice this trick long enough and you WILL end up sucking on a pair
of scissors while jamming a beer glass up your nose.

giles
who never did have much use for aphorisms, proverbs, folk wisdom, etc.