the one in the middle....

A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he
lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he
attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the Customs Agent at
the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.

"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border,"
says the agent.

But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture
of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George
Bush on the other."

"This I gotta see," replies the agent. With that, Joe drops his pants
and bends over in front of the agent. "By golly, you're right!"
exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Illinois."

"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Illinois?"

The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of Barack Obama in the
middle

On Oct 11, 6:12*pm, "~^ beancounter ~^" wrote:


The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of Barack Obama in the
middle

Which merely goes to show what an asshole you are, without anybody
even having to see you.

whatever genius....don't tell me you wern't warned.....




On Oct 11, 10:20*am, wrote:
On Oct 11, 6:12*pm, "~^ beancounter ~^" wrote:



The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of Barack Obama in the
middle

Which merely goes to show what an asshole you are, without anybody
even having to see you.

oh...my acorns hurt from laughin' ...



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On Oct 16, 11:36*am, "~^ beancounter ~^"
wrote:
whatever genius....don't tell me you wern't warned.....

On Oct 11, 10:20*am, wrote:



On Oct 11, 6:12*pm, "~^ beancounter ~^" wrote:

The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of Barack Obama in the
middle

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